What you will never wear.

Yaoi Master Gavin

Yaoi Master Gavin

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I was at the store the other day with mum and noticed a rack of sweaters on sale, one of the top ones being a cardigan. That got me thinking about other clothes I refuse to wear for one reason or another. So why not tell us what you refuse to wear and why, especially if its humourous.

Cardigans - They simply look bad, I never did like the V-neck stuff, especially the deep Vs. Also adds about 15-25 years to your appearance. Ick.

V-neck shirts - See above.

Dress clothes - It's a general catch-all sort of thing. I don't have anything against them but its kinda like claustrophobia. When I wear dress clothes, they feel tight and constricting even when they're perfectly fine. My mind drifts off and it's difficult to focus. My eye likes to twitch.

Shorts - I just don't. Never felt comfortable in them except in the privacy of my own room or when I'm doing housework and don't want to ruin my good clothes.

Briefs - Too constricting

Polo shirts - I hate that damn crap on the ends of the sleeves. Feels weird when I move cause it slides up and down my arm. End up breaking it spo it stops.

Plaid - Icky. Old. Gowai.

'Puff' coats - No. Just no.

Pink or Yellow - Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I like the colours. I refuse to wear them outside of accents for a design.
 
:hmmm: Things I will never wear...

Visors: I will never wear those visor hats, EVER. They look stupid and only weird people wear them

Leggings as pants: I will only wear leggings under a dress or something. I wont wear them in place of pants, it looks horrible, I am always judging chicks who do it so I am sure they'd judge me back.

Boob Tubes: They are dumb, and do not look good on anyone.

That is all I can think of for now. I will wear most things if they look ok.
 
I feel funny when I wear suits and formal/dressy stuff in general. I wear it for formal occasions and stuff. But I always feel like I am playing dress ups or something.

That's all I can think of at the moment. Apart from something like a swastika.
 
Sunglasses.
I don't wear them because I have lovely eyes, and with one look I can charm all women. Also I would become too arrogant, I would be a total nightmare, even worse than I am now, I would swagger about like I was Noel Gallagher. And I would feel like one the Tonton Macoute, which would be great if someone needed me to kick the shit out of some innocent people, I would be very good at this, especially if they were too weak to fight back. Otherwise I would not want to feel like a Tonton Macoute.
 
I wouldnt wear a cardigan either. Theyre old fashioned imo and just look a bit soft. V neck shirts dont bother me though.

A full tracksuit. I have trackie bottoms and a few tracksuit jackets though i wouldnt ever wear them together as i dont want to look like a typical tillydrone NED.

Peter pan boots. Seriously i dont get why guys wear these. Theyre ugly as hell and look ridiculous.

Skinny jeans. I like to get my hands in my pockets and not look like a fudd thank you.

:hmmm: think thats all i can think of
 
Anything I wear has to be black, white or grey and can't expose any part of me that isn't my hands or face. That eliminates a large number of clothing items immediately, because I hate hate HATE being exposed.

I wouldn't wear a cardigan either...especially not one of those old-fashioned ones that moults. The fluff gets EVERYWHERE. I wouldn't wear those stupid "trainer socks" either, the ones that stop about halfway up your foot and leave your ankles exposed. That defeats the whole point of socks! I'm not keen on skinny jeans either (I'm skinny enough as is, I don't need to highlight that by cutting off the circulation to my legs) or those jeans that stop at mid-calf, because they just look ridiculous. Because my hair is long, thick and resists all attempts to tame it, I wouldn't wear any kind of hat that isn't a balaclava either (yes, in the winter, I r terrorist) and I'm not keen on tracksuits either.
 
Leggings because they make me feel far too exposed and I can't understand why girls where them in place of trousers. They are often too thick to wear with a dress, too. In that situation, I prefer tights. :wacky:

Skinny jeans because they're just restrictive. I'd like to move my legs at the joints, thank you. :P

Trainer socks because they always fall off and don't keep my feet warm or cosy...


I actually like cardigans as they add a new dimension to an outfit and can often complete it, bringing out a subtle colour from the top beneath or some jewellery...Mind you, I would not wear the ones with stripes...THOSE make you look a bit old fashioned.

A tracksuit because they make me look like a chav...

A fur coat because it's barbaric. -_-

Boob tubes. They make me feel exposed too 'cause they cling to you and the lack of straps makes it far too easy for someone else to pull it down...
 
skinny jeans, and skin tight t-shirts
i hate clothes that are too tight, it's just uncomfortable when you're trying to sit and relax. i like to have the freedom of movement and not feel like what i'm wearing is trying to squeeze me.

other than that, i suppose i'm pretty easy :hmmm:
 
Short shorts...:damon: I just would never feel comfortable with all of my goods hanging out all exposed and such. I have some shorts that are on the shorter side, but I prefer mine modest for the most part and I'd never wear daisy dukes or etc...

Itchy and thick wool sweaters. They make me too hot. ...and they itch :rage: ...and if you try and wear something under them to make it less itchy they shed all over that and yeah :hmph:

Sky high platform pumps. I don't care how short I am or how cute they are on the shelf. I won't wear them, I value the feet I spend many hours of the day standing on. No shoe is worth the discomfort and blisters for fashion's sake.

Other than that, I'm happy to say that I'll wear pretty much anything. I have a bit of everything in my closet, in almost ever color. I wear skinny jeans, tank tops, cardigans, leggings, puffer jackets, turtle necks, and etc...
 
As with the above, I tend to hate clothes that are ridiculously tight. I prefer to feel as if I can breathe. I do not want to feel as if my own clothes are trying to squash me.

I also refuse to wear tracksuit bottoms and sporty stuff (generally as a brand rather than for use in sport). I just do not like that kind of thing. I used to always wear it when I was little and didn't have much else, but I didn't ever like it.

Other than that... I don't know. I'm sure there will be some clothes that I would not feel comfortable in but they do not spring to mind right now.
 
Button Down Sweaters- I don't know why, but I just HATE them. In my eyes they are completely old ladyish. I would and never will wear one :hmph:

Flared Jeans- No, just no. In fact, I won't wear any clothes that even slighty RESEMBLE the 70s.

Long skirts- I don't know why, but I just never liked them. On other people, yes. But on me, it just looks terrible.
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See it looks good on her. But on me, it just doesn't fit...If I dress up and wear a skirt they are always knee-length or a bit higher.


Bowie said:
Leggings as pants: I will only wear leggings under a dress or something. I wont wear them in place of pants, it looks horrible, I am always judging chicks who do it so I am sure they'd judge me back.
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Amen :ryan:
 
Hats
It's not that I'm the best looking guy, it's just that I am the most beautiful entity to exist in this and all of the infinite analogous universes (including sunsets, mountainsides, and bunnies in top hats). Despite my disgustingly handsome and pulchritudinous visage, there are no hats that look good on me. If I wear a brimmed hat I look like a child dressing up in his father's clothes, and all other hats make me look like Toad from Super Mario

Skinny Jeans
Even if a girl only has mediocre hindquarters, skinny jeans make them look pretty great, and for this I'm thankful. On men they just look stupid though, like you are practicing for life after your sex change operation. Once my brother's girlfriend's, mam bought a pair for her son, he didn't want them so she gave them to my brother. He didn't want them either so my mam asked if I wanted them. I didn't of course, but I decided to try them on to see what the fuss was about.
My waist is measured in microns rather than inches, and I have never had an item of clothing that was too small. It was a struggle to get them up by my knees but I persevered and managed to get one button closed. Once when I was six, my eldest brother, who's seven years my senior, kicked me as hard as he could in the testicles. I lifted off the ground before plummeting back down, where I lay weeping.
That pain paled compared to that which those macabre jeans visited on me. It felt like all the air was being sucked of the jeans out, causing a vacuum. My testicles were being crushed in a vice-like grip that would make an alligator blush, and my innards were turning to diamond under the pressure. Mumsie had to rescue me with a bread knife in the end
 
-claps slowly- I'm impressed Licky, letting a knife, even a butter knife, near your progeny. Nice to see that I'm not the only one that hates cardigans though.

On the skinny jeans front, I couldn't care less as long as it looks good on them, which for a number of men it does. -licks lips- However, these large latina women at my college do not look good in them. Their existence is like the light from the Ark of the Covenant.

I also have one more to add for mine:

Shoes without socks and extending to socks with sandals - Why? The former has got to be one of the most disgusting things to think of. For that matter, feet in general are disgusting; I cannot and probably will not ever understand that fetish. The latter is one of the stupider fashion derps. Are your feet cold? Wear a real pair of shoes then. It shouldn't even exist in the first place, even if you are a tourist.
 
She cut the button off the front of the jeans, she didn't cut one of my offspring off me. Cardigans are great, I can only assume everyone else is too stylistically damaged to wear them

I would never ever wear dubes

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Wearing them with tracksuit bottoms is actually a pretty common occurrence
 
You know those spiked neck collars they have in stores? Yeah, I will never wear those just because I want to breathe from the clothing I wear. Plus, what if I want touch my neck, or just stretch it out? I could seriously hurt myself from that.

Another thing that I refuse to wear is open-toe flip-flops. Sure they are good on the beach, but seriously when you have fucking ugly-ass feet like mine, you do not wear such a thing. Maybe with some socks, but you know you don't wear socks with sandles unless your some weird old man or something like that.
 
Jumpers/Overalls

Actually, anything denim that's not either pants, shorts or mini-skirt, I wouldn't wear. :hmmm: There's a trend currently on denim blouses/long sleeves and to some people they work. It's just not for me. I also remember when I was younger, I absolutely hated the fact that the only jacket I had was a denim jacket. "So it goes with anything" my mom used to say. :ffs:

Like someone else mentioned, I also wouldn't wear flare pants, though I owned a pair when it they were in style. Visors, also... I don't think I need to explain why. :wacky:
 
espadrilles:

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they look like you've just wrapped your feet in a sheet or something. they aren't shoes. and they're pointlessly thing, you might as well just walk around in your socks.
 
i was going to say a leopard skin thong, but i dunno

i am a pretty assertive guy. i have actually contemplated joining sailor bubba in his cosplay misadventures.
 
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