Your name in the Urban dictionary

[Captain Squee]

Earlier in the SB we were all saying the several definitions of our name in the sb, so I have decided to make this thread. It's easy, just look up your first middle and last, or whatever you want and post what the definition was, the post the response. I would go first but I am making an rp character bio at then moment and can't be arsed so I will do it some other time. Happy posting

 

[Priestess-Mars]

a special crazy girl who is a brown haired fire ball who can be shy at times and is drop dead beautiful she is fun and can be a flirt but guys stare but cant get the guts to talk to her she loves music she has big brown eyes that sparkle when she talkes she has a odd but hot clothing style she is very unique and amazingly talented she dreams of being better which is hard to imagine for her she is loyal and truly a fun person she has unique food taste and likes all sorts of music she has a ghetto ass and big boobs she has a tall nice shape and wavy/curly hair.
sabrina has ghetto ass curly hair fun unique



LOL. This is strangely accurate

 

[Linnaete]

I can see this thread going to a non-post count section...>.>

An AMAZING name. Also a good adjective for any girl who is gorgeous, smart, funny, talented, loving, loved, and fabulous in general. If you are considering having a kid, name it Olivia: despite the sex.

That girl isn't named Olivia? She totally should be!

I'd love to see anyone here calling their son Olivia. You probably won't get the Parents of the Year award. xD

 

[Dionysos]

I didn't realise UD had names on it until today.


Daniel

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

(Got that? )


Lee

When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday.

Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public.
Angie: "OMG its Lee, hes so shiney"
Scott: "Yup, cant fight that. He is awesome"
Ben: "Yeah, i wish i was Lee"
Sam: "Lee's so hot right now!"
Lee: "Guys! Keep is down, Im busy having sex with supermodels!"

(wtf)



Hume

The title used for awakened people physically Human, but mentally evolved to point of truly moral mindset, equality and the ability to ignore instinctual desire including placing the titles, he, man and male before every basic title referring to people in a primitive, unequal, sexist matter.
1.We Humes have discovered only a very small percentage of the planet which we live.

2.The Humes of Final Fantasy XII were constantly stereotyped as being a violent race.

Even urban dictionary links me to Final Fantasy.


This reminds me how crazy UD is.. There's multiple definitions for nearly every name, and they're all completely mad inside jokes.

 

[kerbles]

A beautiful girl who excels in multiple facets of life. She is extremely attractive and desired by all. Some may even describe her as a goddess.
She is perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her. She must be a Kerry


the other option was quite rude!

 

[King Sean]

Sean: A sexy Brown eyed boy that makes you wish he was yours. He's so hot and sexy!

 

[Valvalis]

Wow, there's a lot. Here are some of the more interesting ones:

Kate:

A) A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.

1. I wish i was Kate.
2. Kate is great.

B) Kate is a synonym for cool.
That movie was hella kate.

C) A way to say "kinda late", in shorten terms. (the k from kinda & the ate from late)
Hey, you were kate to the party last night.


D) Kate is a lion. And a vampire. And she runs like a dragon. She has more passion than you'll ever have. Next year, she hopes to live on the music interest floor. Kates are a very rare breed, but the rarest of all are the Katharine Sundays. Kate is also the subject of a phenomenal Ben Folds song.
She sure can play the violin...what a Kate!

Did you see that girl running? She resembles a dragon when she does that...must be a Kate.


E) 1. One syllable of pure ecstacy. In ancient times, uttering 'Kate' would often cause massive public orgies.
2. Used to compliment someone on their ridiculous good-looks.
3. Indicative of high fashion sense.
"Johnson, do you see that tall, sensuous woman over there?"
"Hmmyes yes she's a 'Kate'"

F) a noun for a tuma on the lower part of the body
hmmm...Looks like you have a Kate on your ass

G) -to poop; to drop the kids off at the pool
I am having trouble Kating. I need to take a laxative.

Someone Kated in the loo at Kroger, and didn't flush. How nasty.

I need to Kate. Can I use your bathroom?

H) slang term for cocaine (coined after the Kate Moss cocaine 'scandal' in 2006 made major press)
"can you get me some kate for this weekend?"
"sure, how much?"
"just one. it's $50, right?"


Wow. Apparently I get around. And I'm cheap.

 

[Aselia]

Amanda:

A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.
1. Damnnn, Amanda's lookin' fine today, as usual.
2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice!

 

[Junior]

Wow there are like 5 different ones for my name like
Jamal

1.A very common name among the black race. To the average white man, this is every black person's name.
Where's jamal?? A common game found in rural areas dominated by the white man, in which when a black man is located, the locator calls out "Where's Jamal??" and the objective is to find jamal.

2.The name of 95% of black African Americans.
Teacher: jamal C. stop hitting jamal P. with jamal F's. notebook
Jamal C: i dun no
Jamal L: yo guy
Jamal O: oi oi oi
Teacher: god damn there are a lot of Jamal's in my class

3.

Spoiler

the name given to very upstanding black gentlemen whose dick is 13 inches long, gets bitches like he is at a dog pound and is a all around fucking awesome guy

...explicit to some extent but funny
look at that guy with all those girls following him around his name must be Jamal

4.A name commonly found among Muslims from all parts of the world. Jamal appears in the Quran, the holy book of Islam, and is thus popular as a name. The meaning of Jamal when translated from arabic is the beautiful or handsome one. This is also related to the name Jamil which means beauty.
Girl: "That man is Jamal"

5.The fictional African American friend who gets shot and dies. You would commonly use "Jamal" in your college personal statements, it gives you an easy sob story to work with.
Gerard: Did you finish your personal statement?
Me: Yeah, it was easy. I just Jamaled it
Gerard: Thug life.


...well number 3 and 5 are quite funny but number 4 seems to be the actual meaning

 

[Kim Taehyung]

Kylie:

Clearly the most rediculously awesome person ever. You just dont get more awesome than Kylie.

An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring, athletic and surprising at everything she does. She can make anybody laugh and loves to smile. She is not like any other, she's amazing. She has friends that are incredible. She's so much fun and likes to take risks

McKenzie

An outgoing, caring person.
Someone who knows to have fun.

And last name's not gonna be given out.

 

[Marshy]

Kyle:


Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.


Most of those features are me, which is weeird.

 

[Meds]

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.



Awwwwwww I wish that girl was talking about me.

 

[DeadFantasy]

Kaylee-
1)


a Sexy girl who knows what she's doing in life. She loves to bite.
Kaylee's are rare creatures and tend to fall easy. When handling Kaylee be sure to catch her if she falls. Kaylee is not a whore. She is good with her tongue and an intense kisser. Be kind to her because She was created a fighter but loves to be a lover. She is one amazing creature.


She's amazing, dude she's a total Kaylee!

She is so sexy and she knows what she wants out of life, She's such a Kaylee.

Oh, so now im a 'creature' eh >.>
and yeah, tis no whore >.<
and im apparently a good kisser too O_O
2)

someone crazy and cute. Extremely crazy but she'll end up winning you over anyways. Kaylee's are great friends and very loyal. Hopefully you will be lucky enough to meet one.

Wow she's HOTT !!!!


Yeahh she's a Kaylee!!

Yes I shall win everyone over because I always win


3)

is an amazing person who has a good head on her sholder and is a great friend easy to trust and is a lot of fun she can be a bitch but thats why people love her and dam....she gotta donk!


man that girl is such a kaylee



interesting
donk? WTF!!??

 

[DepecheMode]

Chandler:

1. Suburb city of South East Phoenix reppin' the 480 all day. Also known as C-Town. Home to a grip of pobre mexicanos looking for trabajo, as well as a good amount of upper class respectable types. On of the fastest growing cities in the nation, and jam packed full of MILFs from all walks of life.

Yeah.... I figured my name was gonna be associated with the City of Chandler in Arizona.

2. 1. (noun)meaning one who brings light
2. (noun)one who is gifted beyond measure; often on a soccer field
3. (verb)to show, prove, or establish dominance over another being; often one who is inferior in skill or intellect

One who brings light... a bit opposite of my personality as I enjoy the dark more. The 2nd is kind of true, I did play soccer at one point for a couple years but I haven't played in 11 years. I'm not egotistically a show off if that's what the 3rd is trying to imply.

3. noun; early French for 'candle maker'.

This one I actually did know about already. Quite interesting.

 

[Sabriel]

First name:

A beautiful, hot, sexy girl. One who thinks she is not pretty but is the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. She will one day end up with all she ever dreamy of, because she didn't take advantage of what she had when she was younger.

I am not beautiful. Nor hot. Nor sexy.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

[Thread moved to The Meeting Room]

 

[The Illusive Man]

I got a few definitions too

1. shaun
Australian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ
His Girlfriend Loved His Large Shaun.

2. Shaun

An amazing person someone you'll never forget. Someone strong and wise. He might not always be serious or very nice but he will always trying to be doing the right things. Very strong and intelligent. Is there when you need him. A jerk at times but he will always make up for it. And a very good looking person as well.
Wow! I think he should be Shaun not a Rob. He does seem to act like a Shaun.

I'd say thats actually quite accurate....apart from the good looking part

3. Shaun

Old english name that refers to the rightful king that will enounce himself to the country in the year 2010.
It was written about in acient texts that are now held in an MI5 secrets vault in there head quarters in London, England.
From Ancient English text:
"and his name will be Shaun and he shall behead the wrong monachy to reveal his status and the year will be two thousand and ten year after the birth of the saviour jesus christ"

oh my....

4. Shaun

"shaun" also know as sean or shawn for a name. Also from a movie shaun for the dead. Which meant last man standing. Strong fearless, Walks with angels at his sides.
wow!! that man is shaun of the dead!!

omg!! his still alive he must be shaun!!

5. Shaun

A back stabbing dirtbag, Shaun only cares of him self and likes to fuck people over!!!! No-one really like Shaun even though he thinks they do.
"Hey did you see Shaun?"

"Yeah, fuck, what cocksucker."

Yea right, take it someone who had an argument with a Shaun put that, I guess the thinking people like me but they dont part is probably true

 

[ScratchCardGlory]

Callum

Callum is a Gaelic. Disciple of Saint Columba. The name means of kings of Scotland.

Jenney

A very uncommon last name. There are only 723 households in the United States that have it. Not to be confused with the vastly popular first name Jenny. Often creates unwanted stress for the bearers of it because of ignorant people who need it to be repeated or spelled out several times before understanding it. However, it is quite unique at least, as aforementioned.
(In the office at school. A secretary is talking to a student with the last name Jenney)
-What is your last name?
-It's Jenney.
-No hun, your last name.
-That is my last name.
-Huh? Like J-e-n-n-y?
-No, there's an e before the y.
-(confused expression)What? Can you spell that out completely?
-(sighs) Sure...J-e-n-n-e-y.

The Jenney one was so right lol it hit the nail on the head

 

[Captain Squee]

well for my first name

Used when describing a very considerate, handsome man.
That guy over there is so Daren, don't you think?

He is hot, he is sexy. Usually bald with a bounce in his walk a twinkle in his eye and thoughts of running someone into a wall at any given time. Loves boobs, dogs, blonds, bacon and tattoos. Has had many lovers in his past. Extremely intelligent and the best friend to anybody who manages to steal a piece of his heart. His friends will just about do anything for him, as he will for them. Usually works in the medical field in a take charge position. Will try anything once, even marriage, and if it does not work out - never again !! He is an old soul with wisdom beyond comprehension.
where is Daren? ........ in the hot tub with two mexican senoritas

A name often given to a lesser human being with an IQ lower than an ape. They rarely shower, have bad breath, and generally have very BIG egos. They generally are very rude to people, swear a lot, and have a tendency to feel like they're above everyone else, whether it be in sports, music, school etc.
Guy: Dude, check out that Daren. What a tool, he's cussing out his mom for washing his dirty clothes and giving his guitar away

The feeling of discomfort when your passing a large stool and it tears your sphincter (bumhole)
I must go and see the doctor after I Daren'd last night on the loo.

Should I be...pleased? Or disgusted...?

middle name Scott

An incredibly cool person.
That is guy is such a Scott!

a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive
Look at him! He's definitely a Scott!

Scott is wonderful and caring, he's the best thing in my life, not only does he make the best boyfriend he makes an even better best friend...and he's all mine...Scott also likes to think hes a Playa..but he's too caring to be a Playa...
Laura "Scott's a blantent Playa

See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris

Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs. If you find a Scott, Keep him, forever, and ever.
person1: I'm totally dating a Scott!

Person 2: OMG!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth! Im so jealous of you!

that chuck norris one is interesting

and last Greening

To smoke the first hit of fresh weed, therefore getting more THC into your system, and taking away the green hue of the weed.
Man pass me the bowl this time, you've been greening them all

the act of acting like a pussy and not being able to handle your weed. some one that is greening out normaly has a pale green face n looks like there about to throw up, and most porbably will throw up becasue they are a pussy and cant handle a lil bit of green
"hey croft is greening out"

"man that guy is such a fat dick head, he always greens"

my last name is a Weed term?

 

[Crystal]

Just chose the first option from both names.

Anna:
The name for the most awesome person ever, It is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person.

You think your as awesome as Anna? well you cant be because Anna is so amazingly awesome


Christine:
A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity