Your name in the Urban dictionary

[LadyGagaWillEatU]

Stefani:
Definition 1:
hoe, loves,sex, and funny woman
Definition 2:is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart. Amazing eyes.BIG booty.

Nicole(my other name)
Definiton 1:A Nicole is someone who is omnipotent. A Nicole is gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, creative and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced, brave, enduring, and mainly a wonderful mother. Nothing and nobody can compare to a Nicole in any aspect. Mess with a Nicole, or her family, and you will regret ever being born.
Definition 2:awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated

 

[Six]

Kira

1. Female name of Celtic origins, meaning "dark lady".
2. God.
3. The absolute coolest person ever.

Kira is God.


...Fuck 20 letters.

... /facepalm.

Roxanne

Another word for a sexual magnet.

hottest female species alive.

That babe is callin' me like a roxanne.

.............................. riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. This is, if you guys even meant the Urban Dictionary website. /facepalm again.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I'm sure MLFY would agree with your definitions, Kira.

A selection of Jimfinitions:

1. A master...and the best in everything,very handsome too.a young guy who owns

2. the perfect man. A Jim enjoys coffee, beer, cigarettes, and killing Nazi zombies. He knows how to use a sword, namely, Sting. He is handsome, loyal, romantic, talented, old, and genuine. He has an awesome girlfriend who loves him more than anything in the world.

3. The ultimate word modifier. Used to accentuate any type of feeling, behavior, or action.

Where are the bad ones.

4. A typical douche bag who beats his girlfriend, lies, cheats, thinks nothing is his fault and is a general all around skell of society. He should kill himself. Not many people would care.

5. A jim is a guy who is a major douchebag. He's plain looking, and his personality amounts to shit, but he seems to have it all. He's usually smart and gets good grades, and has a hot girlfriend who hangs on him, and they can usually be seen making out, as if he is flaunting his total asshole-ness for the world to see.

6. A fat, funny guy who resembles Grizzly Adams. He is a man with a chode, but is funny so he makes up for it. Can be a jerk to people but is liked by the majority.

7. a name given to boys who often grow up to be child molestors or rapists

Essentially I'm a handsome, fat, nice cunt who you hate but like and I have it all but I still choose to rape...

I don't think I can trust UD on these Jimfinitions.

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

3. zack


Zack- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zack. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zack right now, lets call some whores.

V. I just had zack.
V. Dude, I just zacked all over her face.

6. zack
Used to describe the coolest person in the world. Zack is a loveable, kind, benevolent person. Also someone who you could have intercourse with for seven hours.
Zack is so adorable.



Name 2
Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Candace

1. An angel who mysteriously lost her wings.
2. Someone lovely who makes an entire room light up with just a smile.
3. A being of total perfection; flawless

verb;
1. to be someone completely beautiful on the inside and to hide it from the world
2. an act of being too gorgeous for words
3. to do things with caution; to be a perfectionist; to have OCD

1. Stacy told me that she saw the scars from where Candace's wings used to be.
2. Whoa, that girl looks gorgeous AND has class. Her name must be Candace.
3. This sculpture is flawless! No wonder they named it Candace.


1. Wow, i didn't know your mind was so complex. You Candace everyone who knows you!
2. I saw this girl in the mall, dude.. she was Candacing.
3. We left an hour late because my mom was too busy Candacing the laundry!

Kandy


Kandy is simply another word for jewelry
Yo, check out all my Kandy
I made mad Kandy last night
wanta trade kandy?

A common stripper name
Boy: Damn, you see Kandy ridin that pole?
Boy 2: Hell ya, that bitch fine as fuck
Kandy's Boyfriend: Back the fuck off!
Kandy's Boyfriend #2: Bitch, she mine!

A misspelling of the word Candy or of the name Candy (short for Candace) which is often found among the illiterate, unschooled, lower classes, lower socio-economic groups or folks from the Ozarks or possibly Southern Oregon.
Holy gee, there goes Kandy! Wish she'd learn how to dress appropriately.

Whoever wrote the following obviously hasn't met me:

Did you ever notice how people who spell their name "Kandy" are almost always overweight and can't spell?

Not fat AT ALL and I can definitely spell. <_<

 

[Nikusu]

Well, here's mine;

My:

A fun word to use instead of "I" or "I'm"
My love you.
My going to mom-mom's house.


​

 

[Coco]

1. micci

someone who is very crazy, in a sexy cool kind of way...

whoa she must be a micci

EDIT: And just for the heck of it:

2. coco

Here in Mexico, "the coco" is known as a horrible monster who will come for little kids if they don't eat their vegetables ^^'

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

Here's new one

1. zack
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Perfect in all aspects of life. Amazingly talented and athletic beyond belief. With the "bod" of a god?
Have you seen Zack? He has the bod of a god!
zack perfect amazing hot beautiful
by ZEPEZ Nov 30, 2007 share this
2. Zack
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a guy witha very big dick women love to have sex with him but he makes it hard for them to walk the next day. he is hella hot and strong
girl 1- i had sex with zack last night it was great.

girl 2- how great?

girl 1- well he made me cry and i had to ice my pussy it was really hard to walk.

girl 2- i know what i'm doing tonight!
zack strong big dick sex guy hot sexy doggy style
by Rachel webs Jul 10, 2008 share this
3. Zack
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(adj,noun) The greatest ***** alive. He is the best at everything. Everyone loves him. see also Beast or Dat *****
1st Girl: "Let me tell you...John was fucking me so good that when he told me to say his name I yelled out Zack."
2nd Girl: "Too bad he doesn't have a gorilla dick like the real Zack the Greatest.

zack beast dat ***** great ***** greatest mandingo
by ZacktheGreat Jan 1, 2008 share this
4. Zack
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Is very hot, sweet, and atheltic in school sports. Has the hottest body you will ever see. Is amazingly easy to like.
Girl 1: Wow that new guy is so much like a Zack.
Girl 2: Yes definatly. I want to go talk to him.
hot cute attractive sweet caring and kind
by Ipodaddict Jan 20, 2009 share this
5. zack
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The proper way to spell "Zach." As the "-ch" ending produces a voiceless palato-alveolar affricate such as the "ch" in "Chip."

Zach is pronounced zætf
Zack is pronounced zæk
"Zack is spelled Z-A-C-K as per human linguistics."
zack zach linguistics proper zac
by Zack With A K Dec 11, 2007 share this
6. Zack
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The greatest and most talented guy out there. He is rated M for mature so u better not mess with the zohan
Man u better stop messing with zacks friends because he is the shiz and will kill u.
zack hawtie cool u all suck the shiz
by THE ZOHAN Jul 10, 2008 share this
7. zack
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a guy with this name has a kick ass body and is good at sports. he looks like a holister model and wears disigners clothes. they seem like the kind of guy any girl wants to date. they lead girls on and have different varities of girlfriends in different cliques. hes almost like a john tucker.
did you see that new kid zack today?! he was smackin lips with that girl savannah when he was dating someone else!
ass body dick lead on holister
by shannon365 Sep 6, 2008 share this

8. Zack
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A wonderful boyfriend who means the world to me and that will never change. He is everything i could ask for and everything i ever need. he has my heart. Amazing, wonderful, sexy ;], drop dead gorgeous, and everything else that is amazing.
hes mine, and only mine.
try to touch him and i will kill you:]
he is my life.
:]

I love you baby.
he is my Zack, back off.
zack mine love ti amo forever baby.
by ithappens. Feb 16, 2009 share this
9. Zack
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The most amazing boy that has ever walked the face of the planet. He is the love of my life and always will be. I never want to be with anyone but him. He's my baby boy and that won't ever change. I absolutely love him to death. <333
"Zack makes me oblivious to all other boys."
zackary baby boy youre amazing and i love you always will
by maraa bby. :] Nov 4, 2008 share this
10. Zack
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-a guy thats pretty cool for the most part...when he's not being an a-hole haha!]. very hilarious but dork at the same time. SUCKS at call of duty and guitar hero...
-he sometimes talks to himself.
-makes others jealous with his mad piano skills and likes to show off
-moms love him and think of him as definite "marriage material"
-likes to quote things from spongebob, salad fingers, family guy, etc.
-teases you about embarrassing things that you have done in the past and always brings it up at the worst possible time!
person 1: "OMG! have you ever heard zack play the piano?"
person 2: "no...why? is he any good?"
person 1: "yeah! hes freakin amazing! he makes me so jealous... and i thought I was good at piano..."


girl 1: "hey____, remember when zack met your mom that one time?"
girl 2: "yeah haha! i can't believe she liked him so much."
girl 1: "yeah i know. she usually doesn't like ANY of the guys you bring home."
girl 2: "yeah. now my mom always asks me to invite him over all the time. she even told me he was marriage material!"
zack moms piano skills dork hilarious funny nerd cool spongebob tease
by kellie gonzalez Dec 7, 2008 share this
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Zack is the most amazing person on this planet. He's perfect; he's mine. He makes me smile and laugh and he's the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He makes me happy when I'm sad; he makes me feel perfect. He's the love of my life and I love him to death. I'll always love you, baby.
Back off, Zack is mine. <3
zack mine baby cute perfect
by chelslovesyou Dec 1, 2009 share this
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the most amazing guy in the world. he always makes people happy and everyone loves him. hes caring and sweet. zack is the most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. ilovehim.
did you hear about zack?

yeahh, hes amazing.
zach love amazing wonderful perfect
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An amazing friend. He loves girls for who they are and they mostly are very sweet. they love o eat (like all guys) but they never get fat. THey play QB in football and are super strong. MY zack is sensitive and loving. he has dirty blond hair and has been my best friend ever since preschool. I love him, but he will never be mine because he's too good for me... he doesnt think that but he is. </3 He is the most perfect guy a girl will ever meet.
I love Zack because he dont care wut others think of him. He is my best friend.
michelle zack love friend boo
by Moo Li Mar 5, 2010 share this



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a morbid pit of insanity. Zack is also an enormous fan of beastiality...especially with turkeys....
Who's that over there?
That's my cousin, Zack.
Zack ruined thanksgiving with his beastiality.
zack beastiality thanksgiving insanity turkey


Im done

 

[L]

I liked

Derek
thunder pounder. Someone who leaves your innards feeling abused. A guy who is often portrayed as a douchebag but rarely is one. A hot guy who is great in bed.
"Man that guy is such a Derek... I can barely walk today"

Also

Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge, it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that.

My name actually is Derek.

Person: Derek is really tall...

Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things.

I do not think that I can disagree with that, I AM six feet tall and I most definitely do get off to the sound of breaking glass

Matthew
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush

Also, of Hebrew Origin, means "Gift of God".


Borges
a whore who is a self proclaimed stud.
"dude that guy has fucked like half the school"
"wow what a borges"

I lol'd.

 

[moogling]

1. A girl prettier than anyone she knows. Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who has met her falls in love. Ariana is like a diamond, the sun, dresses, and sunflowers. She is everything pretty and sweet smelling.

That girl is soooo Ariana.

2. adj. (its what you are, you silly superstar)

to be ariana is to be the lightbulb in the lamp of LIFE. You have to light up the room for everyone in society to see (even the blind), their world coem together into a soft cuddly bed with a big blanket wrapping around all human beings to one single organism. To be ariana is to be my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skys are gray and very squeezable.

DUDE: OMG becky look at her she is soo sweet and cuddly and vonderful
BABE: im not becky but i knowww, shes so ariana its killing me
DUDE: i wish i could be liek her (starts crying into a paper napkin)
BABE: suck it in, youre being soo samira

3. The most amazing person alive. The thought of her makes you extremely happy, and it seems like it's happiness that will last your whole life. Nobody could ever compare to an Ariana.

1: OMG! I LOVE ARIANA!
2: NO WAI.
1: YAWAI.
2: I LOVE HER MOAR.
1: ... shut up.

4. A beautiful girl who is a gift from God. Special in every way imaginable. The greatest thing you'll ever learn
is to love and be loved in return. A girl who completes you with her sillyness, kindness, beauty, strength, and protection and more. An amazing person who you can't bear to be without for a minute. Some one who you cannot afford to lose.

The love of my life, only1 I want but might never have.
A Rose= 10$
A Playstation 3= 600$
ARIANA= PRICELESS.

5. Very intelligent, independent lady that doesnt need a guy to make her happy. Always cheerful and happy. Everyone loves being around her. You wont find no one else like her. She never lets anything bring her down.
you are so ariana

6. pretty much the most amazing girl you will EVER meet
your lucky if you get to be friends with an ariana
she is smart and her friends are usually not intelligent
but she loves them anyway
shes the most caring person you will ever meet
she puts up with a lot if she cares about you

TINA: i am the luckiest girl alive, my best friend is ariana

7. Ariana is a loveable, laughable, indenpendent girl. She is someone Everyone loves to be around. She hates being tied down. Her "Never-say-Never" attitude makes her a hit in the parties. She's very intelligent and loves a good book. Never doubt, those dear Arianas' they may break your heart someday...

Guy: Did you see the new girl?
Dick: Yeah, she is soo Ariana. I think i am in love...
Guy: I am soo gonna ask her out
Dick: You asshole

 

[Rey]

Okay Im gonna use Adrian since its english. Adriano has stupid shit xD (curse you UD)


Adrian

A very sweet boy, that listens to your problems and tries to help you out, he's very good at figuring you out, he tells you straight up how he feels bout situations, he is strong as a christian and dosnt only think about himself he puts family or friends first, he's not selfish but very thankful for what he's got, but dont mess with this kid cause he is a very good fighter and he will Eff you up. Other then that he's a good boy, smart, strong, and caring.
You know adrian omg he is such a good friend i love him.


5. Adrian

a man that contains an anaconda like penis in his pants. he is fucking awsome in everything he does and if he fucks your mom it's like a blessing from god. most women love his extremely large penis and are rumored to have up to 23 girls sucking his enormous dick. he fucking owns everyone but is still a nice guy. no one has ever dared to stand up to him because he is a fucking PIMP!!! if you do you will most likely end up dead after his mighty PIMP hand. all hail Adrian the fucking G riding gangster Jewish hating PIMP. NO fat chicks
Christian- man I wish I was an Adrian! O_O

Raul- I know what you mean, I'll never get the mad ass bitches he gets

Christian- oh well we'll just have to settle with our 2 1/2 inch chodes

6. Adrian

A kick-ass guy who knows just what I want and how and makes me feel good all the time because he is sweet and empathetic and very very passionate and expressive. And masculine. And HOT. And SEXY. And I wish he was all mine. And I love him with every bit of me. A man who touches the core of you and knows your very soul.
'I love how you make me feel, especially when we are alone.'

A man so full of life and love, he amazes me, always.

'Adrian... takes my breath away.' (Just like the song)




what the fuck AT some of em

EDIT: FUCK UD its gay xD

 

[-=Sativo=-]

Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.

Dammit, why the fuck do i have to be a Kiwi?! Fml. Nevertheless, fuck yes!

-Steve the almighty.

 

[SaShman]

The name origin and meaning of Sacha Russian Meaning: Helper and defender of mankind. Diminutive of Alexander (Greek) "man's defender." Sacha has 2 variant forms: Sascha and Sasha. "Sacha me" to make cool or to change. "Sacha it , or "be Sacha" to protect or defend or to be brave.

to have an extremely high sex drive
damn that boy had a sacha

wild, jungle in Quechua (indigenous language of Ecuador)

presented with, nicely confronted, approached in a relaxed & honest way.

Doing the 'Sacha' involves flashing your breasts or vagina at another human. Usually doing the Sacha is followed by screams, cries and sometimes violence.

a russian name spelled in the french way, the name means Helper of man kind also makes it sounds like some dogs name.

Extremely tall hairy spider thing that upon meeting him warrants a specfic kind of dance that vaguely resembles constipation or giving someone head....

..and my last name didn't have anything.

 

[Channizard]

The love/hate relationship between Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper in Disney's "Sonny With A Chance"
A: "Did you see last nights "Sonny With A Chance"?

B: "Yes. But there was absolutely no Channy. They didn't even see each other in the whole episode!"

Gay

a replacement of the word "chance", only used in the phrase "no channy"
theres no channy of catching him.

Gayer

A derogatory slang word reffering to a woman who has a the face of a oiseau (bird)
Guy A: "Did you see that girl?"
Guy B: "Yeah"
Guy A: "She had a pointy nose that made her look like a channy"

Gayest

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.

Dammit, why the fuck do i have to be a Kiwi?! Fml. Nevertheless, fuck yes!

-Steve the almighty.

Hell I won't be showing my partner Steve this. XD

He's an Australian male so it all applies apparently. XD

My little brother has this name too. Both spell it the same way. >.<

 

[Madaraki]

A really hilarious guy who can make you laugh at any cost. Is very sarcastic, but sweet on the inside;he may be immature at times.

:3

A mythical creature combining two animals. The front half being an eagle, and the back half, a lion.

WOOHOO!

A boy who makes your heart beat like crazy. Nice, smart, hawt, and sweet. But don't judge him by his name, he can't break your heart but he can make a crack. Not a small one, not a big on. A deep one.

Wait wat

a substitution word that can be used in context in substitution of any verb noun or adjective

Uh...

A combo between an eagle and a lion. Think for a second...what was the ONE weakness that lions have? They can't fly. Griffin's are like...the most dangerous animals ever. Def better than some weakass dragon.

You know when you put it that way...


Okay, there are two more pages there, but they alternate between saying I'm the greatest thing since God and saying that I'm the biggest jerk since Cain.

 

[-=Sativo=-]

Hell I won't be showing my partner Steve this. XD

He's an Australian male so it all applies apparently. XD

My little brother has this name too. Both spell it the same way. >.<

Lol, i actually thought of you and your partner when i came across that. I had a feeling you'd read it.

 

[Kamishu]

My real name Baylie:

A girl who is friendly, lovely, smart, enjoyable, and ever so pleasent to be around. Her taste in music is so awesome and she always thinks of the right things to say. Baylie hates her hometown and her high school. But anyone who knows Baylie is lucky to know her. Baylie's eyes are deep and beautiful and she has the capability of killing you with just a look, even though she usually won't. She also has hypnotist powers but will refuse to use them because of her humility. Hold on to her and never let her go...

Sounds like me haha. ^^;

 

[Saints&Storms]

Shannon Lee

One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet.
Usually Irish, most are brunettes or redheads and have stunning green or blue eyes.
If you ever meet a green eye'd Shannon, she will always be there and will love you more than her heart can bear.
If you meet a blue eye'd Shannon, she will be a listener and mostly a sports player.

A gorgeous and invincible female who could probably take on world domination while looking oh-so fabulous and texting her best friends at the same time.

Amazingly accurate but...Shannon don't 'text'...its lame...

 

[AhngelicDemon]

Noah - One who is extreamly hot with awsome hair and amazingly great with music. (not so good with spelling)

andd

The word to describe something greater than Chuck Norris

Oh yes.