Rebecca Black; The worst song of all time?

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Meet Rebecca Black, a young singer who's taken the internet by storm... for all the wrong reasons. Here's her debut song, Friday:


She makes Willow Smith look like a lyrical genius :wacky:

I really hope that the record company come out and say that this was deliberately bad... otherwise, this is just shameful. :lew:
 
That is god awful. She makes Justin Bieber bearable. There, I said it. :mokken:

It's a shit video, she has an awful voice, the lyrics are unbearably cheesy and everything is wrong. Why on earth this girl is allowed to exist in the music industry is beyond me.
 
It's people like this that gives way to any nobody to just make up a song about a random inanimate object and/or action.

Tonight I'm gonna get my girls
And we're gonna go and get some thrills
By drinking this water
Gulp Gulp
Gulp Yeah! -fistpump-
Gulp Gulp
Gulp Yeah! -fistpump-
I'm no longer thirsty

I should totally have a record deal :mokken:
 
ranks #3 on my top 5 worst songs ever.............

Wanted to rip off my ears and gouge my eyes out after i heard/saw that

horrid songwriting. probably didn't even write the song herself. (which makes it worse)
 
I saw this weeks ago and almost puked. It's too bad. Like I couldn't get pass the first chorus. The video just makes it worst. I mean, really? her lyrics have no meaning, let alone are too sad to even read. I mean a kid reading on a 3rd grade level could understand the song and probably hate it. The video was barely okay until she had the nerve to act like she was standing outside at some club by some stupid car. Just UGH. Terrible video and song >.<
 
lol auto-tuner.

you know you're bad when you need an auto-tuner for a whole song anyway. Or think it sounds okay.
 
you can't get high off sugar unless it's in the form of a pill called placebo. that's what the cool kids told me sir

they also said you're old :monster:
 
Creepy...I just made a tumblr post commenting on this music video, but ja. This was pretty my much face trying to watch it.

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I literally had to close the window during, I couldn't bring myself to finish it. It was just...poo xD I imagine there is worse, but her voice is shite, and the music video takes me back to year 7 drama.
 
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You guy's make it out to be the worst thing out there. 8(

Honestly, it's not that bad, unless everybody for got about Chocolate Rain. I actually like this song, but with that said, it's not really worth listening to all day. This would be fun to listen to when plotting her demise. :wacky:
 
I'll admit I thought she was older than 13. Meh, song's pretty crap, autotuner, will be mimed if ever sung live. I'd say it's marginally worse than most of the pop crap put out there but undoubtedly people will bandwagon jump on the hate much like the majority of people do with Justin Bieber too.
 
I only got about half way through, the monotone of her voice did my head in
 
Well, yeah, it's fucking horrendous. But I don't think people like Kesha etc are much better than this tbh. Usher's had some really stupid lyrics in his songs as well: "Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow".
I doubt they write them anyway. :ohoho:

I was tempted to type "friday rebecca black tabs" into google but then I decided to punch myself in the face instead. :hmph:!
 
I thought it was excellent, the first ever stream of consciousness song, who else sings about which seat to choose or putting cereal in a bowl it's fucking fantastic. On a more serious note, there's no real difference between her or Lady Gaga or Kesha or anyone like that. The only difference is the target market, if she were 16+ she'd be singing/auto-tuning about going to clubs etc, which is what Lady Gaga and Kesha sing about. Obviously her producer isn't as good as theirs, but soon she'll have the same producer, all this publicity. Is it the worst song ever?
No, she's still miles better than shit like Bon Jovi.
 
8(.......:srsly:.....:oy:.....:rage:.......:sad3:

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You have to give props to the"Zero Wing Interlude",though:

Yesterday was Thursday Thursday.
Today it is Friday.
We we we so excited:-)confused:)
We so excited.
We gonna have a ball today.
Tomorrow is Saturday.
And Sunday comes afterwards.


Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"So bad it's good"is a crop of rare and tender cultivation,and this song shall truly stand alongside the likes of Troll 2 as a masterpiece of its artform.:monocle:
 
My attempts to deliberately avoid this song failed when it came up at work, so I may as well say my piece. It's not completely intolerable, just really really shit. I'm just repeating what has no doubt been said many times already: she seems stuck on a single note throughout, the song in itself is very vapid and she clearly has a below-average kind of voice even for vocalists of this genre. Still, in defence of the lyrics, I suppose 13 year olds do commonly think about the weekend anyway, so while lyrics are cheesy and all, it does make sense in a way. :wacky:

Unlike a lot of the internet, I'm not going to bother hopping on the bandwagon of hate just for the heck of it that Bieber is currently enjoying at the moment. I hate the song yes, but she and her producers can do what they want and I'm not forced to listen to their stuff, so there.
 
Yeah this song is just really really frickin shit. I can not stand her voice. The lyrics feel like she is saying the same shit for most of the song. If I hear this vile shit on the radio Ill just change Radio channel. Her voice is extremely terrible and I cant stand her going" Its Friday Friday etc. Bieber is worse though in every way. I would rather listen to this shit than Baby by Bieber :jtc:. Although I will most likely pull my hair out when this comes on the radio. But like what Livi above the lyrics do make sense and is probably what a 13 year old thinks about everyday. Listening to this again will just make my head explode.
 
Well, the only real issue that I couldn't bear with was the lyrics.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was said that she wrote it herself. It was a nice attempt, but hey, it's so simplistic that even I myself feel capable of writing that... And I know for a fact that I will crumple it up and toss it into the trashcan.

Her voice... It just sounds rather nasal. Considering the fact that I'm not that good a critique of singing voices as well, I figured I'm better off leaving this one alone.

The song's lyrics were already appalling as it is.
 
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