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Today is the birthday of bratoni the shithouse convict cunt, so today we should all tell her how much we despise her for being such a piece of shit.
She is a brat and a plankton. And I killed those two guys in Borderlands.
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Also can we not have the predictable responses when all you weirdos suck up to her because you think that it will increase the chances of you losing your virginity. It won't.
Nt flmn r trlln.
 
Your language is inappropriate for this thread and section imo.
Anyways Happy Birthday Toni Maloni..have a good one!

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Happy birthday, Toni, even if you are Australian and by nature, you hate our Queen. :mokken:

/inb4nomodsareallowedtopostinthisthread
 
Belle and Sebastian said:
Also can we not have the predictable responses when all you weirdos suck up to her because you think that it will increase the chances of you losing your virginity.
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Toni let's be honest. You're hot. You make the entire ocean jealous with your Squid like ways. :toni:

An actual quote by William Shakespeare:

Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones.
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- Pericles, Prince of Tyre

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Happy Birthday my Second Favorite Aussie (Hal being my favorite :hal:).
 
Toni Toni its your birthday, Toni Toni Its your day, Toni Toni Here is the best present I can give you.

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Ghappy Birthday, Tonizzle. =]
 
Happy birthday my bestest and most awesome mate. Conveniently as your birthday is on a friday i found this photo for you.

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I'm amazed HalxToni is not official yet. It's the future, though. Does this birthday mean you are legal for Hal now?

I once caught a squid while fishing off the coast. We cut it into little pieces to use as bait. Good times.
 
@Halabindi the Brat.
I can see how much effort you put into that post, I have never seen you post that much for anyones birthday before. That is how I know that behind those hateful words are really words of love! You even posted me a song, how romantic. This makes up for you telling me to fuck off on Valentines day :inlove: Thank you Halabindi my chum.

@Ohri-Jin
Thank you Dennis the Menace. You should report Hal's post, that would be the greatest bday gift!

@Splipheed
I hope one day we can get past our English X Australian Rivalry :sad2: Thank you for the bday wishes :cali:

@Isaac
imdabes

@Shu
:inlove: even though that is a jellyfish it's still adorable! And that quote is definitely true for me! mhm mhm thank you

@Sixty
lmfao thank you :cali: :ari: :inlove: :melody: I can't think of any other emotes with a heart in them =[

@Rapture
oh gosh that picture is strangely disturbing! Thank you though /smug

@Charlie Runkle
I will not get them out.
Also I am special, that song, it does not apply to me. Thank you anyway ^_^

@Six
Thank you Kiranizzle my fizzle.

@Big Casino
Oh lewis, did you have to search through your fantasy folders on your PC to find that one just for me? :cali: You're so great. Thank you my greatest and best buddy <3

Oli~SKX
Thank you :ryan:

@Terribly old Terry Tate
Thank you Casinochips for the birthday wishes!

@Pockets
Fuck off

@coner
Hal and I will get married when Hell freezes over.

thank you one and all :)
 
Happy birthday, Krakenette. :argor:

Don't be squawking like a pink monkey bird, but do eat lots of olives and pretend that they contain the life essence of Jeff. :pockets:
 
:O I would have made a birthday thread for you and it would have been amazing however, I forgot it was your birthday...So this post shall be megawesome. So even though you are a whore and /smug is not smug I shall give these gifts to you :inlove:

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Haha remember this photo :lew:

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And I know you are over him, but here he is anyway. He's...taking your birthday photo or something.

Happy Birthday Toni :ryan:
 
Gingerbread Man
I didn't think it was possible but...I think you've just managed to ruin olives for me....:sad3: .....thanks.....I guess.....

Starfish
:cali: Those pictures, they are beautiful, magnificent, stupendous! Paul Wesley is one fine piece of man! I still like Tom too ;)
Thank you <3

Afterglow
Hal made my day with his beautifully poetic words in the op. Thank you for the well wishes ;) And don't worry I am sure my afternoon will be: LEGEN- wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is -DAIRY!

mhm mhm.
 
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