Strangest thing you've been accused of

Artemisia

Artemisia

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We've all done weird stuff, and most of us have been caught out from time to time. Perhaps we glanced sideways at another guy or girl and our partners call us cheating scum and run off. But has anyone ever spun an elaborate accusation about you out of absolutely nothing? To the point where your mouth hangs open and you say, "How on earth did you come up with that?"
For example, today one of my online friends told me he suspects that I am an internet scammer after his money or a work visa! Apparently we simply have too many significant things in common, and that this is impossible without my prior stalking of his posts and profiles on another forum, and then using that info to create identical situations for myself so it seems we have so much in common.
I was quite taken aback. I have since attempted to explain myself (obviously I'm not scamming the poor fellow, I don't need or want his money or to move to the US), and am awaiting the response.
I've been called many things in my life, but this is an all new addition to the list!
 
One time, I was accused of calling some kid a very bad word in school one day. I got locked up in the main office and everything. They were asking me questions about when and why I did it and I was like "I didn't do it." Of course they fought back though, insisting I did it. After about 30 minutes of bullshit, they finally decided to call down the kid that was made fun of. So he came in and saw me and told them that it wasn't me. Then they let me leave. But first I wanted an apology from the office staff, which I actually got! Then I was on my way. XD
 
HAHAHAHA awwww this brings back such a hilarious memory :lew:

When i was 16ish me and my mum moved into a new flat. My mum burst into my bedroom one night at around 3am 4am and took out a bit of cardboard. Shed found this bit of cardboard in the bathroom. Now before i go on il tell you. This piece of carboard was put around the newly fitted bathroom. It was behind the sink and was covered in plaster, which is a white powder.
My mum seeing this white powder assumed the worst. She burst into my room saying that id been hiding coke in her house. We had a big argument and i said take it to the polis then if shes so sure. That conversation never ever came up again til about a year ago when i told my friend about it. I then went home and mentioned it to my mum who apologised on the spot :lew: At the time it totally sucked but looking back it was really funny.
I used to come home with very pickled eyes and my mum would get mumsy and worry a bit too much. I guess she snapped when she saw the plaster :lew:
 
...uhh.

The only thing I can think was when I was 10 and in a Year 5 class, trying to do a certain textbook maths exercise that was pushing me to my limits. I remember the teacher glancing at me with the look of both incredulity and concern on his face and asking me:

"Are you alright?"

Bewildered, I looked up and at him.

"Mhm?"

"...erm, okay. Strange. Not like you."

I don't remember what happened immediately after that, but I remember a classmate saying to me at lunch later:

"Why were you making strange noises?"

Again, I have no recollections of what I said in response.

And to this day, I really don't know what noises I was making, why, and what they sounded like to make the teacher look at me with that face and commenting on it. My brother jokes that I was making sexual noises in class, which would fit the bill. The only thing I would have been feasibly doing in a maths class trying to do a frustrating maths exercise would be making frustrated grunts, but I'd have had to do it very heavily, regularly and frequently...

Odd.
 
Oh this is a fun thread. I'm trying to think of what ridiculous thing I haven't been accused of. :lew:

One of the recent things I was accused of that I thought was strange was me leaving my house to go spend the night at my best friend's girlfriend's house. It was totally innocent, and both of them were lesbians and what not. However, my mom, knowing these friends of mine, called me in an angry rage saying that she didn't approve of me going spending the night at some strangers house. Then when I got back home she started accusing me of doing drugs and having sex orgies, with no proof of her own. And she did this for a while until I had to talk her step by step through my weekend away and about how ridiculous it all sounded.

Another time I was riding the public bus in second grade and some kid jumping up and down on the seat next to me sat on my hand. Then this kid who wouldn't get off my hand after I asked nicely for his ass to get up began screaming and accusing me of touching his ass, WHILE SITTING ON MY HAND. After that the bus driver asked me to come up and sit at the front of the bus alone. And that was the last time I ever rode the bus to school.

Another time during my childhood myself and my female best friend were accused of "getting intimate" at our after school childcare center. Apparently I had let the girl sit in between my open legs while watching a movie. After this My mother and the childcare woman convinced the teachers of my school to separate us and to put us in different classes during the following years. Looking back, at that age of about 7-8-9 Intimacy was the last thing on my mind, but apparently I did some horrible thing. After denying this and watching the video footage and seeing that the girl who was my friend sitting by my feet and nowhere near my crotch or even "between" my legs I felt enraged that the issue had blown up as it did. Yet everyone still insists that it was ill intention-ed and that me and some girl were about to make babies in the dark to The Lion King even though we hadn't reached puberty yet. -_-

My mother regularly accuses me of joining gangs whenever I leave the house, and says she even dreams of me getting into gun based gang fights. I'm pretty sure anyone who has met me and heard this would just pass out in laughter at the thought. :hmmm:

But yea those are just some of the things I've been accused of doing. I'm not sure which is the strangest. -_-
 
The only one I can think of was back in 4th grade. We were all standing in line, about ready to head for recess or lunch. As a kid, I didn't talk much in school. That day, a girl and her two friends were behind me, then poked me on the back of my shoulder. I turned and stared at them. One of the girl asked, "Are you a robot?" Because right? I didn't talk much. I shook my head no, and turned away from them.

I probably was in the eyes of nine-year-olds. Oh well, no harm done. I didn't zap them or anything.
 
0.0. I was extremely drunk about two months ago, and- in my stupor- I started crying for no reason.


When I got home, I got accused of taking drug cocktails because my eyes were red...


Being embarrassed, I couldn't give a valid reason :sad3:


I was actually threatened with a drug test, but eventually the beef cooled.


On that note, my rooms smells of weed due to my brother, so I get accused of it regularly... I'm not social enough to know drug dealers!:wacky:
 
Back when I was in primary school, I must have been about six or seven. Some girls scribbled all over one of their school books and then ran to the teacher to blame me. Completely unprovoked and out of nowhere. I had a right bollocking from the teacher and, needless to say, I wasn't very happy. :mokken:
 
Hahah lovely stories! Makes me think back to my teenage years, my mom was utterly convinced I was smoking pot, and one night my best friend and I came back home after going "to the movies" (our usual excuse). I had torn a cellphone catalogue off the bathroom wall of the bar we'd snuck into, to download ringtones and joke messages and so on (this was back in the day of Nokia 3310s. Good times). When we went to sleep, my mom rifled through my handbag, found the piece of paper and stormed into my room screaming, "I knew it! This is what you use to roll your joints, isn't it?!"
I think laughing wasn't the best response at the time, but looking back on it now, how could I not?

EDIT: for the record, I managed to convince my friend that I'm not trying to fake marry him :p All's well again.
 
So now, as of last night, my parents are accusing me of having a girlfriend on the forums. Which to them explains why I don't spend any quality family time with them anymore. I tried explaining to them that almost everybody here is at least 5 years older than me, and that I'm not even wanting a girlfriend right now. But they aren't buying it. The truth is, I don't spend time with them because there's always some kind of argument or something like that going on, and everything is just really awkward all the time. So.... I stayed in my room, where it's peaceful and I don't go insane instantly. But still yeah, they find it hard to believe I've made any friends, and they're accusing me of having a girlfriend. :ffs:
 
Well, I distinctly remember about two weeks ago when my mom got mad at me for not finding enough synonyms for the word ship. Like in Ebay terms.
 
i#ve been accused a couple of times at work of talking about customers behind their back. on each occasion, it has been completely untrue, but of course i've had to apologise anyway because most people are retards and expect us to give them free tickets for every little thing.
i also remember a time when i was out getting pissed, and one of my mates grabbed some girl's arse on the dancefloor. she turned round and thought it was me, and was not happy at all :lew: i couldn't help laughing at the whole thing with everyone else, and that exacerbated things somewhat. thankfully i'm such a good looking guy, and she knew that smashing me in the face with a bottle would be a crime against everyone else
 
I've been accused of many things, and there isn't one among them that was stupider. I just wish people wouldn't go with their assumptions of me and then run with it.

Ya know, ask questions, investigate. Try to find out that you're wrong..
 
I was 13... maybe 14 I got accused of siphoning gas by the Cop at our school. My first question was "what does siphoning mean?" When I got told I started laughing and asking "what would I do with gas when I can't even drive???" Then they played a camera where I "was" (which these camera's sucked, it was basically a shadow with a shirt that maybe kinda a little looked like mine.) Basically I got questioned for about 20-30 minutes, I kept saying "Wasn't me, I was in class" blah blah blah.. I ended up missing a test and they caught the real person while I was in the office... after all of this the cop basically said "Well you should of been more honest."
How was I not to be anymore honest? Seriously? What part of "I was in class, I wasn't there, it wasn't me" did the cop not understand???
 
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