I Don't Like Long Hellos

Chivalry Augustus

Chivalry Augustus

He Who Was Once Known as "GOD"
Joined
Feb 20, 2011
Messages
47
Location
Nottinghamshire
Gil
0
Hello.

I am me. You will love me, until you hate me. In which case I will hunt you down and poison your disturbed mind until you come to the conclusion that I am indeed the most cherishable thing in the entire world. Then you'll bundle me up in hugs and kisses of joy until the only thing you can think about is how gorgeous I am. Then your every day will be broken by the remnants of the memories of your experiences of me. Then the police will break down your door and find the bedroom in which you have locked me up and starved me until I will love you too.

Yes, I am indeed the one. I am the Chivalry Augusts.
 
epic intro :D me likey :P

welcome to fff and enjoy your stay XD
 
I sense that we are going to become mortal enemies, TTT. It will probably culminate in an epic battle involving Voldemort, Darth Vader and Monica Lewinsky - all of whom are very good friends of mine. Voldemort in particular sends me Belgian Chocolates every birthday. In amongst all the bad things, JK Rowling neglected to mention that Voldemort is a delightful chef. And no, he's not dead. Harry and Voldy resolved their differences after staging their final battle, and are known to take regular fishing trips together to Devon.
 
well..don't like long hello's? To bad your getting one
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you? what you doing? whats it like? are there too many questions? Am I annoying yet? I think you like me. I think you wanted a long hello and if you didn't you wouldn't put that as a title. I think we will become the best of friends.
 
Velcome to the forums. You are quite epic and I think you should write a story about my life ;)
 
Nice intro. Too bad none of that will apply to me.

Welcome to the forums. :monster:
 
hello!
furthermore, intros like that just discourage less awesome intro writers like me!how am i supposed to follow up from that??:neomon:
Think of the children!....long hello.
 
Freefall said:
hello!
furthermore, intros like that just discourage less awesome intro writers like me!how am i supposed to follow up from that??:neomon:
Think of the children!....long hello.
Click to expand...

Don't worry, I'm so cool and awesome that I can be your muse. Any day, any time, I'll be here. Just look into my eyes, or at the spaces between my words (that's where I hide my magicks), and you'll find your inspiration. I'm here for you, friend.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top