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ElvenAngel

ElvenAngel

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ElvenAngel has been filling the world with the nonsense pouring out of her head since 1986. Ever since she has been conscious of existing, she has been hosting voices and people in her head, and been busy creating worlds to accommodate them and trying to balance her evil power of telling blatant lies and ramblings that somehow people find charming and exiting...

Official records state she is kept in isolation in an underground, titanium-encased bunker somewhere in Siberia--but some people know better, since she has been spotted lurking around a city of the Balkans a few times during the day or night and is known to usually hide in her dungeon, somewhere in the unsuspecting Northeastern suburbs.

An endangered species, she is mostly active during night-time. She feeds on blood, art, bad mainstream movies (with the occasional old classic for dessert), classic literature and porn. The creation and further development and maintenance of parallel worlds through art and writing is her duty and strangely, essential for her survival. When she isn't eating babies, drawing, writing, or saving the world from demons, zombies and etc other threats, she tries to blend in human society, get an English Literature diploma and co-exist peacefully with the many creatures, demons and voices that have taken up residence in her head.

Has appointed herself as defender of other artists and non-insane fans. A rogue bishie hunter and nightmare for Twilight fans, since she makes them cry.



Hi everybody. I've joined at the insistence of Dragon Mage and I'm going to try and not forget about posting... :p

ANYWAY, ;D I'm ElvenAngel and I am here for your virginities.
 
:fan:

*super ultra hyper mega glomps*

WELCOME! :nana:

MUHAHAHA beware, FFF! My brain twin has arrived! It's like the cruiser from starcraft. But it's ElvenAngel and sooooo much better than a cruiser! :dave:

:woo: This has to be one of the best intro posts I've seen in a while.
 
Epic intro. :jess: /reps

Welcome to the site. Please enjoy your stay, and don't let the trolls get you. :gasp:
 
Interesting intro thread. And DM invited you? Well, aside from the fact that she can't get Steam to work :-)trollface:), she's pretty damned awesome. So I'm willing to accept you. :mokken:

Welcome to the forums, I'm an asshole. Let's do this. :ryan:
 
XD Oh God... *is squished to death and revived* Well hello there sugarcube. *squishes* Good to be here. :D
 
Excellent. I demand you to be an RPer. :mokken:

Welcome to the forums as well! =]
 
Welcome to the forums :dave:
 
=D Thanks everyone!

Lelouch, I've already joined, mwahahahaha! X3

And Fleur...I really shouldn't be RPing but...okay! 8D (you've no idea what evil that will unleash, harharhar).
 
Hmm, what kind of evil will you RPing unleash? :tehe:

Welcome to Final Fantasy Forums, good to have you here. See ya around. :3

Epic first post is epic, by the way. *+reps awesomesauce intro post*
 
ElvenAngel said:
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ANYWAY, ;D I'm ElvenAngel and I am here for your virginities.
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You should be aware that no one here who is sexy is a virgin. I have already handle that problem (or blessing depending on who you ask). Well the few that hadn't already lost them during awkward drunk moments, or to the so called "love" of their lives. The point is I'm afraid I've only left the ugly and old people's virginity for you.

As such, I'm hereby required to also warn you that if anyone claims to be a virgin to have sex with you and are moderately hot, they are lying, as I will have already had sex with them. You may feel free to have sex with them regardless but you cannot claim their virginity, or I will have to take you and them to court, and sully the paps with all of our sex lives.

Naturally that's not desirable. In fact, I would do anything at all to avoid just that, for my sex habits could be regarded as undesirable or "kinky" by some. To have them on the cover of magazines and papers would be very bad for my image, and would do great damage that I don't think any amount of PR could undo. If it comes to that, I will also be suing you for slander and libel, should you feel the need to comment on anything that comes out during that period.

The fact that I like to make my sexual partner dress like Lady Gaga, and sing Poker Face while dripping hot wax on their ass is no one's business but my own. Sexual expression is a freedom that I practice on a daily, no hourly basis, and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't look at me oddly for it. Who are you to look down on me for how I like my sex? Maybe I have mommy and daddy issues? Maybe you too?

Who knows. The point of this is to welcome you to the forums, but I recoil from doing the typical and just posting four words "Like welcome to the forums". That is cliche and typical and completely out of character for someone as intelligent and pretentious as I am. No I set out to make a post in this welcome thread that runs on as long as some of the pointless debates in the Sleeping Forest.

You are the Lady Who Sleeps With Dragon's friend? Or as I call her when I'm too lazy to type so much, Smaug. That is interesting to me. How do you befriend a Dragon Lady unless in fact you are a dragon lady yourself? I must object to this forum having two dragon ladies on the grounds that one dragon is quite enough and also it would require an existence to the Dragon's Lair that I'm not sure Jesse and Tia would be willing to pay for.

However, if you aren't a dragon lady, but only a friend of dragons, that I must warn you that dragons are dangerous fire breathing animals without the capability of logical thought, no matter what the dragon lady may say. They will sooner bite your hand off then give you a ride on their backs. My great aunt lost her leg to a dragon in fact, now she just has a stump, and she must hop around.

Heed my warnings and you will be just fine here.

(Dragon Mage Because I think you might actually read my hard work xD)
 
Well ignore anything these crazy people say...

All you need to know is that I am the best person ever to be on this forum and if you do what I say you shall be shot straight to the top... and if you don't do what I say... you become Ayumi's slave :hmph:


But welcome enjoy your stay :elmo:
 
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