[Birthweek 2015] Mutilate Mortimer the Malboro!

Mortimer takes a look at his beaten and broken form in the mirror and dies of a broken heart.
 
Forces Mortimer to sleep with the fishes... Malboro-eating fishes!
 
Sends the FFVII fans demanding a remake for many years charging at Mortimer
 
Mortimer is appointed Prime Minister (why not? He hardly looks any worse than our current lot)...of Greece. With debt proposal talks reaching deadlock yet again, Mortimer's office is engulfed in literal flames, as well as the entire city behind him through his window.
 
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Another Malboro comes across Mortimer by the name Mashimit and uses his bad breath on Mortimer just because he was having a bad day. = -5

Mortimer takes a look at his beaten and broken form in the mirror and dies of a broken heart. -4

Forces Mortimer to sleep with the fishes... Malboro-eating fishes! = -6

Sends the FFVII fans demanding a remake for many years charging at Mortimer = -3

Mortimer is appointed Prime Minister (why not? He hardly looks any worse than our current lot)...of Greece. With debt proposal talks reaching deadlock yet again, Mortimer's office is engulfed in literal flames, as well as the entire city behind him through his window. = -2

Total HP = 10

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Healing Dice:
3+2+4 = 9

Mortimer recovers 9 HP.

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Current HP = 19


So close now, guys! With any luck this should be our last round.
 
Omg, some of these were so inappropriate! Lmao!!

The bow that was tied around Mortimer's cane returns, wrapping itself around Mortimer's neck a little too tightly.

Edit: ROFL @ Aerith/ststst.
 
Mortimer has a bit too much to drink and pokes a Shoopuf with his cane, prompting the angry Shoopuf to step on him.
 
@Dionysos accidentally pokes Mortimer's eye out with the MS Paint pencil while drawing the next round of pics! META! :lew:
 
Since FFVII is now getting remade, all the other FF games come to life (minus IV) and start tearing Mortimer apart, demanding their own remakes
 
Mortimer tires to run away from his brutal home at FFF, only to find his tentacles disintegrating into millions of pixels when he hops over the firewall....

...there's no escape.
 
Mortimer insults his creator only to feel the divine fury on the eraser, erasing his mouth so he can no longer throw insults.
 
I did not have a turn yet! Adrosaur (Dan's nickname for me) bites Mortimer's tentacle off.
 
Just thought I'd say in case anybody else pains themselves over a new command...

Yep! Mortimer is kinda dead! :argor:

I shall upload the final drawings and results asap (probably in a few days).

Keep checking and we'll give him a good send-off!

Be sure to check back!
 
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The bow that was tied around Mortimer's cane returns, wrapping itself around Mortimer's neck a little too tightly. = – 1

Mortimer gets seduced by the magus sisters and feels their love...in delta attack form! = - 4

Mortimer has a bit too much to drink and pokes a Shoopuf with his cane, prompting the angry Shoopuf to step on him. = – 3

Dionysos accidentally pokes Mortimer's eye out with the MS Paint pencil while drawing the next round of pics! META! = - 2

Since FFVII is now getting remade, all the other FF games come to life (minus IV) and start tearing Mortimer apart, demanding their own remakes. = - 3

Mortimer tires to run away from his brutal home at FFF, only to find his tentacles disintegrating into millions of pixels when he hops over the firewall.... ...there's no escape. = -2

Mortimer insults his creator only to feel the divine fury on the eraser, erasing his mouth so he can no longer throw insults. = -1



And now… The command which finished him:

Adrosaur bites Mortimer's tentacle off. = -3

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Total HP = 0.

Mortimer the Malboro is DEAD. Killed by… Well a lot of things, but Adrosaur sneaking in at the end and chomping on his tentacle was just too much for him to take!


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I cannot believe that this round rolled low numbers so I had to draw them all! Talk about prolonging the agony! :updown:

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Here are the results:

1st Place = Quiet = 5 BWP + 300 Gil.
2nd Place = soulcorruptor = 3 BWP + 100 Gil.
3rd Place = Galadín= 2 BWP + 50 Gil.

Everyone who participated = As above and also Snoopy Six Dinglberry .Fleur Mitsuki Sprout iSmiff Kirito Ilyena = 1 BWP + 25 Gil.

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I thank all of you for participating. There were some fairly creative (albeit challenging) commands this year! :argor:


As usual this thread shall now become a memorial to the slain monster. Feel free to pay your respects / gloat, etc, in this thread for a while if you wish.
 
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I should of killed him! :rage:

But nice job Danny Boy!
Congrats everyone, we killed the evil monster!
 
Ahahaha that was incredible this year :lew:. Good old magus sisters...Morty couldn't deny the ol' boob grab.
 
I have decided to add an additional reward for this competition, one based on the damage dealt to Mortimer. The above prizes remain unaltered, but the following will be added:
Greatest damage dealt = Snoopy = 4 BWP.

Over the course of the game Snoopy’s commands totaled a damage of 25, and so he is responsible for knocking a quarter of Mortimer’s health off!
Congratulations to Snoopy for this contribution.
 
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