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Mortimer the Malboro is the hideous spawn of a stinking swamp. Thousands of frogs and fish struggled to breathe in this overcrowded puddle and their deaths and putrefaction just added to a stench which made even the trees retch. As the waters receded, drained by Mortimer’s roots, the sinister Malboro emerged as the most gruesome abomination ever seen.
A self-proclaimed ‘dysodiacrat’, Mortimer set out to help the rest of the earth decay, thriving in polluted atmospheres. How better to do this than by stealing the identity of a respectable Victorian entrepreneur? The successful businessman Wilbur M. Blackmore met a vulgar end when he was gobbled up by Mortimer, who then burped out his hat, cane, monocle,and handkerchief to complete the disguise.
Our cigar smoking Malboro is now attempting to establish himself in society again, with his ambitious vision and unyielding determination he is contaminating the minds of all he meets. His hate-inducing bad-breath is contagious, and if he isn’t stopped soon it is feared that all that is green and healthy in our forum shall wither away. We must kill him!
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Someone may post...
‘Mortimer goes on a date with Medusa!’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Mortimer is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Mortimer has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Mortimer has a starting HP of 100. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Mortimer’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Mortimer’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Mortimer will also be healed during a Turn. 3 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Mortimer will be crowned the winner.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Mortimer. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Mortimer!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
1st place - 300 Gil - 5 BWP
2nd place – 100 Gil - 3 BWP
3rd place – 50 Gil - 2 BWP
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Mortimer:
Current HP = 0