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So, one late evening, I decided for no particular reason to scan the ban log.

I gotta tell ya, we've got a bunch of comedic geniuses on our staff! Some of the ban reasons were so hilarious, I had to post them. These gems should be appreciated!

So this is the order it goes in: The banned, the reason, and the banner that made the funny reason.

luckkkyman | dana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana SPAMBOT. (Terrible Terry Tate)

pubmklr | Bitch distracted me from my essay >=[ - Adbot. (Mercurial)

chijnhnguoi | Sees your post, adbot, then banhammers your ass! (Mercurial)

grabfcp | I do not like them, Spam I am. (Terrible Terry Tate)

spraqua | I do not like green eggs and Spam. (Terrible Terry Tate)

KnightWing | I AM A MOLE AND I LIVE IN A HOLE (Kelly) Note: I really want to see the story behind this reason...

F*ckYew | Fuck you too (Hermione Granger)

FUCKURFUCKINGMUM | DONT FEED THE TROLLS. THEY FUCKING MULTIPLY!! (Hermione Granger)

IllStopSpamming!NOT | Fine (Mitsuki) lol poetic justice WINS

i'maFunnyGuyxD² | Guess we're getting the last laugh though. (Hermione Granger)

F*CKAdm*n | Oh really? (Mitsuki)

I Love Final Fantasy | The Trolls come marching in 6 by 6, hoorah, hoorah. Ninja Cat fucks back out the door, HOORAH HOORAH ♪♫ (Hermione Granger)

Axmann | Creating duplicate accounts, trolling, being generally unpleasant. (Stevie Nicks)

Goten_1 | Mental stability of a elementary school kid sniffing glue (BustaMo)

Demos | Causing unecessary drama in shoutbox, speaking sexually of my 4 year old son (Serah) Note: dude shouldn't have messed with the mama bear



So yeah, that's just the few I got so far. Be sure to add more as you find them and as the pile up in the banlog! Enjoy!
 
The only ban reason I remember by me is:

Dildo - Too artificial for my taste (July 2, 2009).

Except for some weird reason, it's not showing up in the ban log. But it's in the ACP. Weeeird.

Still, I banned a freakin' dildo, hell yeah!!!
 
Hahaha these are quite funny.

I wonder what my BANNED reason would say.

I'm not that curious though.
 
Ahhhh my DS one was my favourite DarkSquall: For being DS

4 POINTS INFRACTION :rage:
 
I lol'd hard. My turn!

ScrewtherulesIhaveMoney | Not enough I'm afraid. :giggle: (Ayen)

No that is not taken from a real ban log. I wish though :sad3:
 
lol I wouldnt say geniuses persé but some were funny indeed :tehe:
 
Omg! I read the ban log all the time! It's like my own little slice of heaven! XD You mods/admins are so funny! XD
 
why are you doing a ban club are you going to ban people or what because if you are please dont ban me :mad:or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





alright you dont want to mess with me but dont ban me really please dont k



!!!!!!!!!!!???????
 
The Dоctor;826913 said:
family guy isn't comedic genius.
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better, poo? :neomon:
 
saywha?
 
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