Yo Momma Jokes

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Tell me your best "Yo momma" joke.

(yo momma's so fat.......,yo momma's so ugly,........yo momma's teeths are so yellow.........etc).

Please don't take it seriously! we only playin'
 
Halo Mama joke.

"Yo mama's so fat, she has to grenade jump to get into bed."

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat via e-mail."
 
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.
 
Yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hut said "DAMN!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles
Yo momma's so stupid, she spent hours saying "am not!" to R2...
Hilarious yo momma jokes I got from the Robot chicken star wars episode.
 
lol I found a couple good ones on the internet here. None of these are mine I'm copy/pasting them all:

"Yo mamma so dumb she puts paper on the tv an calls it paper view"

"yo mama’s so fat when she sat on the scale it said to be continued"


"YO MOMMA IS SOOO GHETTO HER BREAST MILK IS KOOLAID"

"YO MAMA IS SO FAT HER BLOOD IS RAGU"

"yo mama so fat that she was the boulder in Indiana Jones."

"Yo momma’s so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet"

"ur mum is soooooo fat dat wen she jumped out a plane she got stuck in the air"

"your momma’s so old she sat behind jesus in third grade"

"yo momma’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles ALL the cars slow down"

"yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money"


Ok I have to stop now.. These are kind of addictive
 
Your mother's so old her birth certificate says 'Expired'
Your mother's so old she still thinks Roman currency is acceptable.
Your mother's so old and southern that she still believes slavery of blacks is acceptable.
Your mother's such a druggie that she tested positive to everything on her last drug test.
Your mother's so old that the concept of the wheel baffles her.
Your mother's so old that the only comic book hero she can relate to is The Hulk because he always talks like a Neanderthal.
Your mother's so old she can read hieroglyphics like it's her first language.
Your mother's so old that she remembers exactly what was going on when the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs hit.
Your mother's so ugly that when she went in for plastic surgery, all of the surgeons ran away.
Your mother's so old that she was one of the first women in the world to work in prostitution. Mind you, she wasn't very successful at it either.
 
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma so ugly I took her into a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

(Read these Harry Potter ones earlier and died)

Yo momma so fat her patronous is a cake.

Yo mama so fat that if you use sectum sempra on her she bleeds butterbeer.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds a McDonalds.

Yo mama so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.
 
(can't believe these didn't get in)

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

yo momma so fat that when god said, "Let there be light!" he meant for her to move over!

That's all I got, alas.
 
Yo momma so fat that I had to get landing permission
Yo momma so fat everytime she manages to turn around it's her next Birthday
Yo momma so fat she has her own climate
 
Yo momma so fat she played american football and her position was called 'rolling back'.

Yo momma so fat her yearbook picture was taken via weather satellite.

Yo momma so fat you need 200 terabytes of RAM to load her picture on facebook.

Yo momma so fat @Wanderluster used her as a profile picture.

Yo momma so fat the pillsbury dough boy pokes her.

Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said... "ITS OVER 9,000!!" before exploding.

Yo momma so fat Moby Dick and his fellow whales tell horror stories about her.

:ohshit:

I feel sorry for "yo momma". :(
 
Yo momma so shit at teaching you social skills you spend your life on a Fainaru Fantaji Forumu instead of the real world.
 
I steal shit from other sites because I'm unauthentic and don't give a shit. :mokken:

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

BONUS: Yo mama like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
Yo mama like a racing car...she burns four rubbers in one night!
 
we dont really say yo momma in scotland.

Its either.

Yer mah.

or

Yer maw

Yer ma's a pure fat bute
 
We use 'your ma' as well instead of yo momma jokes, it tends not to be a joke though i.e. your ma is X. It's just a reply like 'I know you are but what am I?'. So someone might insult you and you'd reply 'yeah well your ma'
 
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