Why did you break it?

Davey Gaga

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Have you ever broken something and not meant it?

I had my watch on the edge of the bath as I was in the shower and had my glasses next to it. I came out of the shower, picked up my glasses, nudged my watch and it well face first on the bathroom tile, my watch has been RUINED.

I remember picking up the remote control once as well, passed it over to my other hand, somehow it projected straight ahead and landed in a MASSIVE vase at the fireplace, the water went everywhere...plant water smells. xD
 
Ugh, I did something just about a half hour ago.

We have a lock on the door of our shed in our backyard. There's a ton of snow in front of our shed doors so I had to pull on the doors to move snow out of the way so i could get in it today. Well, I yanked on the lock and the lock ripped right out of the door.

I mean, it's something I'll be able to fix when it gets warm out and I'll just screw it back in with a drill or something, but my father sure did throw a fit about it...
 
I always knock the TV remote off the arm of the couch, and its gotten so bad that as soon as it touches the floor, the batteries pop out and they have to be forced back in because the springs are broke.

I also once dropped a hammer at the perfect time when I was walking next to a cup of tea that had been left on the floor. :wacky:
 
I broke my brothers laptop. I stood up and knocked the table, so the laptop fell backwards...right onto it's screen. The plasma was shattered so it's effectively broken =/ I still owe my brother £350 to repay my brother too.
 
Hmm, lets see. I've broken a doors, another door, several remotes, two controllers for the gamecube (blame Shadow the Hedgehog game), set a pot holder on fire and several other things I can't remember at the moment. Oh, and I also splattered milk on the cealing.
 
I broke my brothers laptop. I stood up and knocked the table, so the laptop fell backwards...right onto it's screen. The plasma was shattered so it's effectively broken =/ I still owe my brother £350 to repay my brother too.


Ouch...

Makes me want to really take good care of my laptop.

And I broke my glasses a few years ago. I sat on it (duh eventually I couldn't see that well) and one of the handles broke. That pissed me off so much. I don't know who I was mad at more - myself, the glasses that was sitting there, or the person who placed my glasses on the couch (which was probably me).

I've broken a lot of things that I had not meant to, but I can't remember them at the moment.
 
There was a klutz thread on FFF awhile back.. I posted there a few times. I've broken bones doing stupid things like not opening a door then promptly running into it.

I threw a towel to my brother once, it opened as it flew and caught 3 decorative vases (no plants just pretty vases). That left a substantial amount of glass on the floor. I threw my PS3 controller at a wall once, I left a round, controller shaped dent in it, also it broke of the r1 r2 and l1 buttons.
 
I broke my SNES like 3 years ago. I had already fallen down the stairs earlier that day, and I broke my ankle, though I didn't know it at the time, I found out the next day when I couldn't even stand up on it. well I was upstairs watching my brother play SNES, and the phone started ringing. the phone was on the other side of my brother. well I got up and limped over to get the phone, but I tripped over the SNES power cord, and the SNES fell and the little needle inside the cord that hooked into the SNESbroke off in it, and the game was stuck inside the SNES.


OH! and i broke the oven the other night. I went to make a cake, so i had the oven preheating, and then i heard a popping noise and looked into the oven to see the heating coil had a smoking spark going around it, and then it caught fire. the fire burned itself out, but the heating coil actually like broke in two from the heat. o_O
 
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I broke the adapter for my megadrive swinging it around and it hit the fire place, I broke the new one when I dropped my bag with my megdrive in, at least it wasnt the megadrive though -_-

Ive broken afew controllers becasue they just sdeem to fall out of my hands, and a tv when I threwa control pad at it

I break glasses ALL the time, I drop them in the sink, kick them over or drop things (usually the remote) on them. Im always destroying things, it's just summat thats naturally inbuilt for me to do it, especially ifits made of glass

I could break my mums/grans ornaments just by looking at them, and using cream to stick them back together doesnt work <_<
 
just a few days ago i broke my sisters digital camera, i borrowed it for a day and forgot them in my jeans. next time i pulled the jeans out of the closet, the cam had quite a flight to the ground. it had problems focusing n stuff.......i felt really guilty....and somehow yesterday....it started working again^^
 
Me and my brother got into a fight once, he pushed me so i pushed him back, things got heated up and so i went to slam his head off the wall and as his head hit it i realized i had just smashed a mirror using my brothers face. . . does that count as accidentally breaking something.

my mum grounded me for like Ages for doing that
 
Yes. =(

My brother bought me Cloud and Tidus figurines for Christmas and I was so excited that I was so rough at putting Clouds sword into his hand that I snapped the handle off the sword. =(

It all happened so quickly and I was so upset. =(

But I have superglue so it's all good. >.<
 
I don't put things in my cupboards properly... so I put this wine glass away, well, forcced it into a gap and thought, next time I open that door, its gunna fall out and break, so I decided to get it out and move it. Opened the door, it fucking fell out and shattered :rage:

then a couple of days after that, I got butter fingers and dropped on, the stem just fell off xD Least there wasnt glass there this time

Broke my fish tank trying to lift it up with water, then chipped the new one when I hit it with a glass chopping bored, it's managed to survive though thank GOD

I always seem to accidentally launch things across the room I dont know how I manage it, Il go to do sunmmat and its like it rocket propells itself across the room

Oh yrah, I dropped my phone down the bog not so long ago, and yesterday I managed to lose the number 8 key off it, Ive gotta keep this phonefor another bloody 7 months as well -__-

Broke my last camera at a U2 concert as well ]:

Honestly, I could just go on and on and that's just for recent stuff as well.

Ohhhhhh I snapped a Christmas tree in half when I tripped up and fell on it as well -__-

I broke a braand new phone falling off a wall as well Im told :hmmm:

And I broke the hoover recently when I foolishly had it at the top of the stairs when I was hoovering them, I got to the bottom, stretching the wire and the fucker fell down stairs and landed on my shoulder -__- The little ...thingy that you press with your foot to make it lean back snappedoff, so now I have to stick my finger in the hole to make it move
 
Dude im so clumsy and i mean no harm but everything I touch just breaks and I think it does it on purpose too -__-
I broke my sis' laptop a million times and it wasn't like I woke up and said 'I think im going to break my sis' laptop' but me and computers are not friends... D=
There was also another time where I was running along my pool with my friends Ipod touch and I fell in the pool..... -__- I know im an idiot but, luckily it fixed for free :wacky:
I'm sure there was other things I did but I can not member XD
 
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I'm probably a rather careful person. The only thing I really broke was my remote control, and that merely separated the casing. It wasn't exactly very serious, but I suppose that's about the only time I broke something at all. If I had broken something more pricey, I probably do not remember. (Or maybe I honestly didn't break anything! :D)
 
I broke my PSP one time, i forgot i left it on the couch where i was sleeping. I woke up and knocked it on the floor damaging the universal media drive. Along with the lens to read the discs and other vital parts i don't know the names of.


Sometime in the late 90's i had several cd players and no matter how careful i was with them, i ended up breaking them for some reason. I think i spent about 100 plus bucks for each one. I got tired of it so i got an iPod instead, haven't gone to cd players or cassette players since then.
 
I broke my car headlight :oops: I was pulling into the gas station, and I smashed into the curb next to one of the pumps. I didn't break the gas station though so I just kind of drove away quietly :rolleyes: I'm really bad at maneuvering my car in tight spaces so this was really a lot funnier than it sounds.

Also, I'm told often that I break the Internet--strange things happen when I'm around computers and I have no way to explain them except that I'm clumsy as hell. And sometimes I don't watch where I'm sitting--if there's a computer keyboard somewhere nearby I will always end up sitting on it, and creating about six untitled folders on the desktop :ffs: I also apparently took a really cool screen shot with my rear end the other day of some clutter on my desktop, and then proceeded to name the file "======================================". It was totally awesome--I saved it because I was so proud of it.
 
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