What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Gaige

Gaige

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Lew mentioning it in the Vet's Lounge got me thinking, so i made a thread. One with post count. :monocle:

Personally, I'd get in a car and drive, running them over, then taking a new car when the other runs out of petrol. You could stand a good chance of survival that way, says I. :andry:
 
Sit in a corner and cry, most likely.

But were I a movie badass, I imagine myself as the 'surviving in the forest, relying solely on his wits and guile' sort of dude. Lone wolf, slightly skewed sense of morality, all that good stuff. Fits my personality the most, I think.
 
Break into the military base with Ringo and Kevin, use both their skills to steal 3 tanks, then the three of us would be rolling around in tanks like Stubs the Zombie, the xBox game :andry:
 
I'd ride a T-Rex into battle, I think. That's if scientists are responsible for the zombie outbreak, and that scientists elsewhere have been successful with bringing dinosaurs back.

There would be nothing quite as awesome as a horde of flesh-eating zombies in the street being ripped to shreds in the jaws of a T-rex, as I calmly sit on its back and salute the survivors trapped in buildings or on rooftops.

If there are no tyrannosaurs at hand… I’d probably just die a really gruesome death in a zombie pile-on. Before this though I’d probably just try to run away somewhere. I have no basement, and no emergency supplies, so I’d have no chance really.
 
I'd probably follow the Resident Evil movies for guidance. Of course, since the movies aren't real, this would probably lead to some crazy results.
 
Id most likely get a group and take residence in a group of land. I'd be one of the people who start a safe zone for others to come to. I would then lead a team to eliminate zombies from specific areas and claim more land to my safe zone expanfding it further. As more survivors join I'd create an unstoppable force and colony of which will begin to become a city and empire with myself at the head. Years down the road most zombies would have been exterminated and I would have tons of land claimed as my own while trying to reinstate the world as it is. I'd also learn how to shoot and survive (I'm good at surviving). It's just the fighting I need to work on, so I'd be haning around a team of fighters. Plus my house is by a gated military base so.....:elmo:
 
Carlisle Castle is home to a war museum, so it'd be pretty safe to go there. I'd much prefer to tackle it like in Dead Rising, though. That game taught me exactly how fun a zombie apocalypse would be...
 
This is a serious matter and I've debate in other places about it..here I go again.^^''

Simple:Fight it.Even though I will be scared at first and probably freak out,get my shillalagh,get on the way to the Steel Shop[which is near me] :supplies crowbars,pipes anything you want.Of course will try not to get anything to heavy..as using guns,never did in my Life,so I don't know how good I would be in the usage of one of those.
Plus here in my city we don't got shops with guns,as the Police base..may still have their Drawers.
The small military Base is on the other side of it,so for sure will take freaking hell outta of time,but then again..That's not if I get a damn car,even though I don't got a driver license and won't get one to soon,scr*w that.Who would care anyways when the Z's are roaring on the streets,huh?:humph:

In either case,I am usually a fighter and would do anything to survive,the most case I will go to the other side of the river[which crosses my city] and from the other side..ON the road as Much as I can till I get to the airport.I am sure there I can find some of the friends;with whom maybe we will take off with the plane.
And of course,on the way some "Game" /Show time with the Z's..and for some fun x'D
 
I'l be holing it up in Lews loft. He's gunna raid the co-op for a life times supply of onion rings, I'l row up the canal til i get to his place, by this time I'l have arms like the hulk and will be able to windmill zombie heads off with ease for when we run out of our life times supply of onion rings in a day

I reckon a prison or an island would be pretty safe to live on/in. Though in reality, I imagine I'd be eaten or a zombie within the first 5 minutes of said apocolypse anyway
 
I'd probably be one of the first idiots to be eaten. With my bum legs and incapability to run, I'd just get myself up against a wall, and probably die right there.

I give myself two, three minutes, max..
 
I'd gather survivors, get some heavy artillery, blast my way to a naval base, hop on a battle ship and go to a remote landmass, like hawaii or cuba, blow shit up from the ship, go on land and round up the rest of the zombies, and live there. I'd make sure to bring extra fuel so I can travel out and gather weapons, ships, etc., look for more survivors, start my own country, and slowly expand it through waging war with other zombie-infested lands. In a couple hundred years, mankind will be back on it's feet.
Kind of :ohshit:
 
I would take my cats with me in my car, drive out to my parents house and grab whatever guns I could get out of my step dad's safe. If the world was in shambles, I'd probably raid the nearest store that had as much ammo as I could carry and definitely make sure I was in a big vehicle. My little brother has an F350 which would probably do the trick for running over whatever zombies get in our way.
 
Lol I'd probably follow my six-year-old daughter's advice and "become one of them." But not until I've read my Zombie Survival Guide book first. (Yes, we actually have one of those books).

But I guess the wisest decision would be to head in a military base as long as it's not too crowded.
 
i'd show them how a real man eats. i'd know.

-pat pat-

i'd probly loot the music shops in aberdeen and surround myself with musical instruments. that way if any of the bastards got into my house and turned me i could wobble about as a zombie, bashing against my guitars, banjos and pianos and make music. i'd be a happy zombie.
 
Discovery has a show on called the Colony.
If you've never seen it you might want to watch.

shrugs.

I think most people would try to stay away from others who might be infected , steal from stores to build up a stockpile of supplies and hope at some point the government would show up with a cure.
 
I'd go get a gun and sit up on a roof and let loose with some firearms. Zombies are stupid and slow--I'm not afraid of a walking contradiction.
 
I love how folk reckon they would survive, be able to farm artillery, vehicles and gather survivors an' shit, when in reality most of us would be fucked
 
I got simple steps.

Step 1: Get guns, lots of guns, i mean a LOT of guns.
Step 2: Take over a store like Walmart and barricade the entrance. ( make sure it has a mcdonalds in it n stuff)
Step 3: Kill looters and zombies, have fun inside the walmart pigging out on Mcdonalds and candy and get bored and build a giant lawnmower-zombie-headchopping machine-thingy that runs on pantyhose.
 
Not many things I can do, there's no place to get guns and if I did find a gun there would be very little ammo so I would probably start building a place for surviver's or I would become a zombie it's always feels good to be apart of something even if your killing people and eating them, but before all that I would find the people I hate most and get rid of them and blame it on the zombies:D
 
I'd be ready.

First and foremost you've got to make sure you've got a hot chick at the ready, someone's gotta do the repopulating right?

Then you'll need a weapon, firearms would do nicely but they require ammo and when the shits going down the last thing you want to hear is that death's-on-the-horizon click of the gun drying up like a slug in the salt mine.

To quote lock stock: Guns for show, Knives for pro.

Bleach is essential as well. When you've been in the thick of it a leisurely washing of the hands can be fatal.
 
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