My double standard is showing.

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I have been soccer balled to the face.

You've not lived if you've never taken a ball to the face..../smug
 
I got hit with a tennis racket by my partner in the middle of her swing. :sad3:

I'm glad I can share this with all of you :okay:
 
Omg I don't think any of you have lived until you've smacked your face into a tree trunk. That shit is like incomprehensible pain to the nth degree. :monster:

I had a scar on one half of my face for days.
 
I fell off a slide once into some woodchips, so much blood.
 
My friend threw a rock at a flagpole. It ricocheted back into his head, and split his noggin' open like a watermelon.

The inner tube that I was being pulled on over the lake caught onto something in the water and wouldn't budge. Instead, I kept getting pulled with the rope and was skiing across the water with my body. Skinned my entire leg, and had some massive bruising. :sad3:
 
Are we even still doing school related injuries anymore?

I got wicked roadrash on my legs in a car accident and lost about half the skin on both.
 
Since we're on car accidents, the one I was involved in last October left me with a broken finger, at the first joint near the fingernail, a cut up ear, and frequent blackouts. :sad3:
 
The cards go both ways...

HAHAHAHA LIKE BISEXUALS



Anyways, I have never been hurt in a sporting capacity because I am an elite athlete. I have never been hurt badly that I remember. My mam told me I fell off a stack of hay bales headfirst onto some cement when I was three and had to go to hospital, but I don't remember that.
 
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