Elijah
2/3 Beard, 1/3 Drunk
G'day folks. Name's Elijah and as you may be able to tell, I'm not very creative when it comes to usernames. I stumbled across this game while looking for information on a different game, and thought I'd pop in and see what's going down in this neck of the woods.
Okay, now that we've got the humble introduction out of the way, allow me to indulge in a slight different(but totally factual) introduction. And in different colours, just well... because I can.
Sup sexy ladies and funky dudes? The name's Elijah, and as you may tell by the thread title, I am awesome. I am more awesome than a lion doing a backflip on a motorcycle while playing chess with its back paws. Yes, I am more awesome than that.
I am here to break hearts, make friends, drink quite of bit of the good drop, make a fool of myself and perhaps other people, and generally just be a guy you'd think "Hey, that guy's cool. I should buy him a drink and then kick him in the balls for calling my girlfriend ugly/boyfriend gay" if you ever saw me at a pub.
I could continue on in the vein of being entirely awesome(which is true. Once, I beat Mike Tyson in an ear biting contest. The victims? Tigers we first addicted to cocaine and then forced to suffer withdrawals for a week). But, I will leave it for here, so you can make your own judgments.
Okay, now that we've got the humble introduction out of the way, allow me to indulge in a slight different(but totally factual) introduction. And in different colours, just well... because I can.
Sup sexy ladies and funky dudes? The name's Elijah, and as you may tell by the thread title, I am awesome. I am more awesome than a lion doing a backflip on a motorcycle while playing chess with its back paws. Yes, I am more awesome than that.
I am here to break hearts, make friends, drink quite of bit of the good drop, make a fool of myself and perhaps other people, and generally just be a guy you'd think "Hey, that guy's cool. I should buy him a drink and then kick him in the balls for calling my girlfriend ugly/boyfriend gay" if you ever saw me at a pub.
I could continue on in the vein of being entirely awesome(which is true. Once, I beat Mike Tyson in an ear biting contest. The victims? Tigers we first addicted to cocaine and then forced to suffer withdrawals for a week). But, I will leave it for here, so you can make your own judgments.
I can sense you're going to be an interesting member. =P
You're going to rock the hell out of this forum, I can already tell. Have fun dude, cheers. 
