death by snoo snoo kinda

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BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.
"I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

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What are you thoughts on this, FFF?
 
But what are your thoughts? I couldn't imagine getting suffocated by a pair of breasts. And she's a mother, so she'd be killing her children's father, most likely. Like... I want to laugh but it's pretty awful.
 
Pretty bizaare that she'd be pressing them in his face enough to kill him tbh, it's obviously not her first time so you'd figure she'd know how much pressure to put down to not kill him :rofl:
 
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa! hahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaa! Hahahahahaaahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. HAAAAAA! HAAAAA! Tears are streaming from my eyes! Haha! I never thought Death by snoo snoo was possible! Hahahahahaha! That's ridiculous!
 
I can't believe she doesn't have a hunchback from those :confused: Imagine having that actually hanging off your body, they're heavy enough when they're only a fraction of that size.
 
This has happened before and the guy has actually died. Was actually on the news not too long ago. Big woman laid on top of a smaller man and suffocated him to death. I think it was also on Spike's 1,000 ways to die.
 
What a shitty way to die, needless to say. And how do you explain it? Do you just be honest and blame it on the twins or what
 
Wow. I have to say, I never even knew boobs could get that big. o_O Hey I guess he must have been into it if he let her do it so if he did die, I doubt he would be complaining about the way he died.
 
haha what a shitty deal for the male gender
everyone thinks they'd wanna die like that cause we're all pervs apparently
it would be painful as fuck bro and quite frankly gross
 
Survival of the fittest. All people that want to have seckz with someone that fat deserves to die.
 
Holy shit O_O If i had that big of boobs i'd soooo get a reduction. That's a little scary to know your boobs are deadly. I do say it is his fault though i mean come on! Her boobs are HUGE i mean you should be cautious. Eek that's just so weird! I'd hate to die that way >_>
 
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I think Hal is saying Beached Whales don't deserve to have sex. Except with inanimate objects.

It's safer this way!

But see kids, tits are awesome. You can even kill people with them :monster:
 
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