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Beat Barry the Behemoth!
Meet Barry!

Barry has been a very naughty behemoth, trolling around and disrupting the blissful tranquillity of Final Fantasy Forums.
Here is our chance to punish him!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Barry gets an arrow in the knee’.
Consequently, I will draw:

Be creative! Be warned though, Barry is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To order this game I will be using dice to determine how much Barry has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Barry has a starting HP of 100. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Barry’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I had been able to draw Barry’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Barry will also be healed during a Turn. 3 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Barry will be crowned the winner.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things done to Barry. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Barry!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
Prize:
1st place - 300 points
2nd place - 200 points
3rd place - 100 points
Let’s kick this pig!
Current Status of Barry:
Meet Barry!

Barry has been a very naughty behemoth, trolling around and disrupting the blissful tranquillity of Final Fantasy Forums.
Here is our chance to punish him!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Barry gets an arrow in the knee’.
Consequently, I will draw:

Be creative! Be warned though, Barry is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To order this game I will be using dice to determine how much Barry has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Barry has a starting HP of 100. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Barry’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I had been able to draw Barry’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Barry will also be healed during a Turn. 3 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Barry will be crowned the winner.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things done to Barry. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Barry!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
Prize:
1st place - 300 points
2nd place - 200 points
3rd place - 100 points
Let’s kick this pig!
Current Status of Barry:
View attachment 1800
Current HP = Deceased.
Current HP = Deceased.
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