[BW] Beat Barry Behemoth!

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Beat Barry the Behemoth!

Meet Barry!
Beat Barry the Behemoth2.png

Barry has been a very naughty behemoth, trolling around and disrupting the blissful tranquillity of Final Fantasy Forums.

Here is our chance to punish him!

How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.

Example:
Someone may post...
‘Barry gets an arrow in the knee’.

Consequently, I will draw:
Barry - Arrow in the knee.png

Be creative! Be warned though, Barry is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.

To order this game I will be using dice to determine how much Barry has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).

Barry has a starting HP of 100. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Barry’s HP.

Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I had been able to draw Barry’s injuries and calculate his current HP.

Barry will also be healed during a Turn. 3 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!

The person to land the death-dealing blow on Barry will be crowned the winner.


Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things done to Barry. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Barry!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.

Prize:
1st place - 300 points
2nd place - 200 points
3rd place - 100 points


Let’s kick this pig!


Current Status of Barry:
View attachment 1800

Current HP = Deceased.


 
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Barry is poked in the eye with a twig that I tossed at him!

(did I do this right? :wacky:)
 
Barry is deeply hurt from a very rude insult that I said to him.
 
Barry is bitten by a wolf, wait is that a full moon? Barry has become a Barry-Wolf! (some people might say werebarry because they are wrong, but were means man i.e. man-wolf). Oh my, Barry seems to be even more powerful than before!
 
I hate you guys. :wacky:

Yes you are all doing it perfectly.
As for the image. Is it still not showing up for people?
I see it there now.
It might be small because for some reason the forum shrinks images (sensibly perhaps), but just click it to view it properly. If it doesn't view at all then that is a serious issue. Seeing an image of Barry is very important for this game.

(I'll draw / calculate those injuries soon.... By Jove, what have I done?! :gonk:)
 
Turn 1:

Beat Barry the Behemoth - Turn 1.5.png

Barry is poked in the eye with a twig = -1
Barry is hurt by a rude insult = -6
Barry has his tail brutally cut off by a chainsaw = -6
Barry is burned by hot coffee = -4
Barry is turned into a Barry-Wolf = -5

Total HP = 78.


Healing dice:
3+2+1 = 6.

= +6.

Beat Barry the Behemoth - Turn 1.5Heal.png

Barry's current HP = 84.
 
Barry is hit by a pillow and then knocked down some stairs......................
breaking his arm in the process!

:sad3:
 
(Jumping in just 'cause...)

Barry is stabbed in the gut with a pole-arm by a mad Viking warrior.
 
Barry is kissed by a very pretty princess :ryan:

HOWEVER...THE PRINCESS HAS LASER EYES :gasp:

(I feel bad for Barry :sad3:)
 
barry gets the aerith treatment :britt:
 
I expend my 5-shot repeating crossbow as Barry and when he surges forward to attack he stomps over the 4 pounds of vicious caltrops I spread in front of him while he did (since I can fire a crossbow one handed). Upon stomping on them without boots they hurt him horribly and make walking a right pain and therefore he stumbles around, stepping on even more that I've been spreading due to his confusion. This confusion continues until he steps into the bear trap I stealthily placed behind his original position (I do have a over 25 ranks in stealth) which snaps shut on his foot and causes him to fall on his front, landing on even more caltrops. Moveing slowly so as not to step on the caltrops myself and doing so sneakily, I ready myself into backstab position with a ballista that I pull from my backpack of hefty volume. I then fire the ballista at him which does triple damage. Don't forget, I get +2 for him being prone and another +4 for not being able to move well while trapped.

(I've been looking at D&D and Pathfinder for too long haven't I?)
 
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