Bad hair days

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aka bastard hairdressers

Ive been due a trim for a good while now so i wondered to the hairdressers after work. Been going to the same place for a few years now, just a small shop owned by 2 blokes. Its the only place though where ive liked my haircut everysingle time ive came out.

Anyway we had a yap blah blah and i left satisfied. Didnt really have a good look at it cuz i know he does a good job. Got home took off my hat and straigtened out my fringe.............yeah there was like a fucking inch differnce either side.I swear it was like a perfect 45 degree fucking angle :hmph:
No time to go back, the place is real far away, but i go there cuz its worth it. ¬_¬

Its been sorted now but my fringe is now stupidly short and it looks ridiculously out of place :hmph:

Not happy.

Tell me some of your horror stories to make me feel better :sad3:
 
I remember the first time I dyed my hair. I chose this dark red shade that looked really nice on the box. Either I left it on too long or the color just didn't work properly with my dark hair because it was bright fucking red. I looked like I was wearing a tomato on my head. It was awful. :gonk:

Thankfully, after a few washes, the color toned down quite a bit. Still, I had to go to school like that and everything. It was quite horrid. :sad:
 
Once when I was in elementary school I was getting my haircut by my mummy dearest and she didn't put anything on the clippers and shaved a giant circle in my head. I was horrified when I looked in the mirror that day *shivers* My dad had to come and try to even out what my mom did and eventually he had to shave all my hair off just for it to look average -__- but It still looked horrid cause my scalp is like 3 shades lighter than my actual skin :sad3: Worst hair day/week/month ever.
 
Once, myself and my friends were gonna go to the cinema, and I went for a haircut and wash first, as well as getting it styled with some leet spray. :busta:

Unfortunately, the hairdresser, who admitted that she was a little hungover, grabbed the stuff they used for perms instead of the other stuff, and I got one hell of a 'fro. And there wasn't time to wash it out because I had to go to the cinema. -__- I got so many jeers. It was mortifying. To this day, I haven't lived it down. Thankfully, I got it out when I went home, but still. FML. :rage:
 
I think the worst I ever had was when I accidentally dyed my hair ginger a few years back -__-

I had this bottle of red hair dye, only it was a bit TOO bright and put on my natural, really dark shade of hair, all I did was turn myself ginger.
Nowadays I make sure I buy DARK RED dye :mokken:

Some woman cut my fringe wonky a couple of years back and I had to go back to a different hairdresses to sort it out, and ended up with a 'do that was a bit shorter than I wanted. But that's about as bad as it gets, I've never had any massive problems.
 
Well I honestly haven't had my hair cut professionally too many times, but when I was in elementary school, I had a really bad one on picture day that I now have to live with. I hadn't known it was picture day, and I had PE before the picture shoot, so my hair was all frizzy and tied back in a low ponytail...and when I got the picture back, I found that I had a humongous cowlick the size of an elephant :jimberry: I was not pleased, it honestly looked like my hair had a huge boner sticking out of the side of it -__-
 
It wasn't really my hair that was had a scary ending, it was my friends.

She chose this purple/black hair colour and I dyed it for her like I usually do and it came out purple.

It looked like a grape. >.<

It took her a few washes for it to tone down but because her hair was blonde before that it turned out into this yucky greyish/purple and looked tacky. =/

Not as bad as pink hair but up there with the most common hair colours among skanks/bogans.
 
I had most of my hair cut off yesterday, it's the shortest I've had it for a good three years. On Wednesday, I had to meet someone down town, when I looked outside my flat window, it didn't look rainy at all, so I set off without a coat (since I'd left them all at home) and figured a jumper would be enough. When I met my friend, I was soaked through, and looked like a drowned rat. -__-

I also had a period where I wanted to dye my hair bright blue, as the person I was seeing at the time had bright pink hair, and we thought it would be cute. However, my hair is pretty dark normally, so when I bleached it once, it went sandy-brown... not horrible, but not light enough to dye my hair bright blue. Two packets of blonde hairdye and another bleaching later... and my head went yellow. Not blonde. Literally. Yellow.

After that, I forgot about dyeing my hair bright blue, and slapped on the darkest hairdye available, and never touched bleach again. :lew:
 
I once had my mum's friend, who's a hairdresser, cut my hair. She cut it far too short and I was devastated. It was only long enough to my shoulders, but I remember being so upset. I must've been about thirteen or fourteen at the time. I like my hair being long and it was so strange not feeling it dangling down so much. Needless to say, I never got my hair cut at hers again.
 
Time before last when I went, the girl made a right mess of my fringe, I dont even think she cut it proper tbh, it was just about recovering time I went to Glasgow and I still had one massive cow lick

Other than that, Ive been blonde (bad move)
Had it cut very short (mega bad move)
Had it partially shaved (everyone was doing it at the time, but mega cringe thinking back)
Mother has given me some bad dos as a nipper as well

Im just glad straightners were invented, fuck knows how I coped

Oh an incident whilst trying to dyew it platinum blonde made it fucking neon orange/yellow that took several boxes of hair dye to sort out

Ohhhh and when I went back short last year and had my layers cut out, it WAS AWFUL. I went back the next day and had them put back in again, only shorter, obv...
 
One of the perks about not giving a damn what your hair looks like...

No such thing as bad hair days!

I try to get rid of my bed head in the morning though. If a shower fails to do that for me, then I guess I'd call it a bad hair day.
 
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