An Anti birthday thread

[Donald Trump]

Today is SaShman's birthday.
But because he is an Australian it would be wrong to congratulate him, because the birth of an Australian is a terrible thing. The owner of the world's media, Fuhrer Murdock, is an Australian.
So instead of wishing a Murdockian a happy birthday we should pretend that today is like an other day.
However no one else will listen so you might as well wish him happy birthday.

 

[Dolores Haze]

Happy birthday ^-^ Such a shame you got a crap birthday thread, but happy birthday anyway, fellow Aussie

 

[CassinoChips]

Happy Birthday........ I think........

 

[Shu]

I got an idea or two, but those will wait. As for now Happy Birthday Man.

Have yourself a good one.

 

[Big Casino]

Happy birthday man

 

[Bambi]

Happy Birthday SaShman

Hope it's a good 'un

 

[Rey]

Happy birthday Man! Too bad Hal made

 

[Sabriel]

Happy Birthday dear! Have fun and whatnot, don't listen to Hal!

 

[Dionysos]

Happy birthday SaShman.

Hope you have a fantastic day full of wonderful experiences and happy memories.

Enjoy yourself!

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Happy birthday dude, hope it's a good one and that you get hammered to celebrate it

 

[Gabranth]

Happy birthday an' shit. Get drunk, get high, get laid, get buzzed.

 

[SaShman]

Thanks for the birthday wishes! Cheers everyone

Hopefully grandpa Murdoch will send me plenty of moneyz so I can buy New Zealand and fuck it up.

 

[Serah]

Happy Birthday, SaShman! I really hope you've had a great one full of awesome birthday stuff like cake, pressies, etc...and I really wouldn't have a problem with you fucking New Zealand up.

 

[SaShman]

..and I really wouldn't have a problem with you fucking New Zealand up.

So far I've received $100 so I'm about halfway there

 

[Lebreau]

So, where am I sending this money for you to fuck New Zealand up, then?

I hope your birthday was awesome, and you had cake for all of us at FFF! Well, maybe not all of us.. that'd be a bit of cake there... Hope you had fun though :3

 

[L]

hey loser

send me your cookies or go diaf

also

happy belated birthday and shit

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Happy birthday!!!

We all know Australia is better than New Zealand. More than half of the effing NZ population live in Australia so it must be good!

 

[DarkSquall]

Today is SaShman's birthday.
But because he is an Australian it would be wrong to congratulate him, because the birth of an Australian is a terrible thing. The owner of the world's media, Fuhrer Murdock, is an Australian.
So instead of wishing a Murdockian a happy birthday we should pretend that today is like an other day.
However no one else will listen so you might as well wish him happy birthday.

Happy birthday ^-^ Such a shame you got a crap birthday thread, but happy birthday anyway, fellow Aussie

OWNED

Happy birthday, have fun and stay active.