Your name in the Urban dictionary

Real name: Taylor

Some kind words that the lovely peeps at Urban Dictionary had to say about it:

1. Taylor

An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Blonde Taylor's are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If you get the chance to kow a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She weill be one of a kind!!!
Dude: look it's Taylor
Dude2:She is Amazing!
taylor kind nice happy lovely

(Wait, I don't party like . . . ever. And I'm not blonde, god damn it! Brunettes are awesome too!)

2. Taylor

A decent looking girl who is always just one of the guys. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Sarcastic and funny yet could get annoying. Resembles a mermaid. Shows little emotion but is truly deep and emotional on the inside.likes to chase the boys but rarely falls in love. Is quite easy to fall for.
Wow she is such a Taylor! I want her on top of me!

(Ew, on top of . . . ew! Otherwise than that, this is alright. Wait what, one of the guys? Lolz)

3. Taylor

A girl who you mite usually see as a friend but is actually something more. Very trustworthy and caring. Sometimes mite seem like a bitch but when you really get to know them their a great friend. Very beautiful and strong.

Don't make the mistake of loosing them as a friend because you will regret it.
that girls name must be TAYLOR.

(This is the coolest one yet, save for the horrendous spelling . . . actually all of them needed a spellcheck or two but yeah.)
 
Hilde

Typical old norwegian name. Usually describes all the fun crazy girls.

(Actually Hilde is not a Norwegian name, it's German.)

Mari

One of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, true punk, psycho, rioting, magic-weilding, sick acting, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
 
~Alissa-personally i didnt mind the two descriptions i got but it kinda seemed like they were made by people names alissa lol

~1.Alissa is really cool and everyone wants to be like her. She has the best friends, perfect body and knows how to win any guy over. She is always loving , if you dont mess with her, and once you go behind her back consider yourself gone!
Person 1-OMG that girl is amazing
Person 2-She must be an Alissa
~2.Someone who loves attention. She is hot, beautiful and glamorous and extremely popular. Looks are very important to her, and it often comes off as shallow. If you are a nobody, she doesnt care for you, she only associates with the best. She is outgoing and crazy at times. She craves attention, and she will go to the extreme to get it. She can be a huge bitch if she wants, or the sweetest cutest girl ever. But watch out.. she is fierce
Everyone knows alissa, she is sooo popular

~As for my middle and last names i wont reveal them but i must say i didnt know my names were naughty things lol my middle isnt as bad as my last though lol.

~middle-Gibson-
~1.Best sounding guitars in the world. Made in Nashville, TN.My 1959 Gibson Les Paul standard has an amazing tone.

~2.After a high five, when going in for the fist bump, opening your hand at last moment and grabbing your unsuspecting freind's fist.*Gibson*
Guy 1: "You got Gibsoned, son!"
Guy 2: "You son of a bitch, I'll kill you!"

~3.(this one made me laugh)When you get a raw spot on your cock; this could occur from too much masterbation, or perhaps a stripper rubbing your crotch vigorously.Scott went to Scores last night and Uma rubbed him a gibson.

~last-naughty naughty i wont tell-
~1.A term used for when one receives a hand job through basketball shorts.
:bird:
 
There were a lot of lame ones about how amazing you are if your name is Kenneth, but there were also a couple of funny ones. Here we go...

10. Kenneth

Half a pint of british 'bitter', such as John Smiths or Tetley's. Named after Ken Barlow in the UK soap, Coronation Street for what he orders at the bar.
Barman: What y'havin?
Customer: Um... a kenneth please!


11. Kenneth

A slang term for Ketamine.
Hey Andy, will Kenneth be at the party tonight?


12. Kenneth

To be gay or to be "Brokeback"
"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"
 


Melody

2.
the coolest most beautiful girl in the world. She gets like almost every single guy in the world, and knows how to do it too! she is sexy, and has the best style ever. Her name is music to every guys ears. She is practically friends with everyone and hates or dislikes no one. She is gorgeous inside and out, and has the most beautiful hair. She has a great family and lots of friends who all love her so much!

Melody is basically living a wonderful life!
Melody is so pretty, i wish i was like her!!

4. Melody is the most beautiful name in any language, and it is usually the name of the most incredible, fantastic, amazing, wonderful girl you'll ever meet. Melody is also extremely sweet, she wont hurt a fly. She has a heart of gold and has been considered a Godess in fact. She can make anyone's day, and make anyone smile. Melody has a smile that lights up the room instantly. She has amazing eyes, usually green or blue. Her body is better than any other. Usually perfectly in shape due to her athleticism. She's insanely easily to fall for, so be careful. But if she falls for you too, it is destined to last a long time as long as you take care of her. Her vast beauty and marvelous personality may seem hard to maintain, but melody is usually pretty simple. Her ass is also incredibly fine, for those that were wondering. Every guy would literally kill to be with her. Those that do end up with her, are the luckiest men alive. Don't break Melody's heart, because her friends will bludgeon you with a crowbar, leaving you mentally incapacitated or dead.
"who's that girl?"

"thats melody. how have you not heard of her?"

LOL :grin:





 
1. Ahmed
Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

2. Ahmed
An exotic blend of old holborn tobacco and high grade cannabis. Only avaliable from West Hendon. Usually smoked in a large joint.

Wow, I like have no relations to my name, I turned to be an atheist in the end. :mokken:
 
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
 
Dupont:

1- Reference to being gay/homosexual in appearance or behavior; Referring to the area in Washington DC, Dupont Circle.


"Wow he is looking quite fruity today."
"Yeah, straight up Dupont."


2- A company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.


Fred:

1- One of the best people on earth. Trustworthy, kind and pretty damn close to perfect. The best friend a person could get.
"What a lovely person"
"must be a Fred."

2- An amazing Guy. Freds are Totally hot, Hillarious, great boyfriends. :-) They might seem like a jock that is too cool for feelings, but when you get close to them, you see they have a big heart. Give great hugs, and isn't afraid to show feelings in public. Hates annoying girls too

Girl 1: Did you see that hot boy?
Girl 2: Who, Fred?
Girl 1: Yeah, I like him a lot, but i think he's too cool for me
Girl 2: No, he's super sweet, go for it!:-)

Now A negative definition to balance that post:

1- A person who does stupid, annoying, or idiotic things.
That fred over there won't shut up!

I had never heard of the urban dictionnary before. There is some funny stuff in it and i thought at first there would be more serious definitions, but anyway I had a good time searching in it and I laughed quite a bit.
 
1. Sabrina
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a special crazy girl who is a brown haired fire ball who can be shy at times and is drop dead beautiful she is fun and can be a flirt but guys stare but cant get the guts to talk to her she loves music she has big brown eyes that sparkle when she talkes she has a odd but hot clothing style she is very unique and amazingly talented she dreams of being better which is hard to imagine for her she is loyal and truly a fun person she has unique food taste and likes all sorts of music she has a ghetto ass and big boobs she has a tall nice shape and wavy/curly hair.

2. Sabrina
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Someone who is loving, smart, beautiful, and makes the life of a Vincent complete.

3. Sabrina
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Beautiful; Funny; Crazy; will always be there for you
 
1. Katerina
Lover of Avenged Sevenfold. Complete rocker! if your on her good side she is a loyal friend. also a very happy person =]

2. Katerina

Katerina is a wonderful person who gives off a great, friendly vibe to everybody. She gives out great advice, and is the person to go to when you are in a dilemma. She is bubbly, funny, outgoing, supportive and there for you. She is able to laugh at herself, and get along with others easily. Talented, beautiful and a joy to be around Katerina is just amazing in every way.

3. Katerina

Exudes culture and class. The highest and purest form of love, one that surpasses all other types of affection. "Love of the soul"
 
Alexis
a girl who loves to party. best flirt
who makes guys drool. not the
best at relationships or at
spelling. but is the best listener
and great at solving problums
and weasling out. veeerrry sexual
and sexy body with a kicken butt.
"damn dude! look at kaleen she
looks bom! yeh but shes no
Alexis!"

Alexis
A pretty cool girl with a sense of
humor and good looks.
Guy #1: Dude, I'd totally date an
Alexis
Guy #2: I would too.

Alexis
Alexis's normally are beautiful
and very graceful. They normally
have great smiles and a nice butt.
Also they have great ta-tas.
Alexis's normally makes guys hot
for teacher and drool constantly.
They also have cute noses and
can turn anyones day into an
amazing time.
Boy: Hey, what's up with that
ghetto booty?
Guy: Nah man that's just alexis.
Boy: I think I'm hot for teacher.

alexis
usually the happy one, always
talkitive. loves to dance when she
hears music, has a cute laugh.
and an amazing smile. shes
usally tall. and is truly beautiful.
usually a great kisser, and thinks
bj's are nasty. she can brighten a
day up for anyone,
boy#1: who is that girl?!
i want her to be my babys mama.
boy #2:
ohh dude, you call that chick an
alexis.

alexis
athletic big booty white girl. good
at kissing. good companion.
ex. wow that alexis has a huge
ass for a white girl!

lol, I'm learning how to be a teacher right now, that's frightening. I'm actually a pretty good speller, and have the sexual appeal of a fish, lol.
 
Keturah


Keturah is the name of a loyal and trustworthy woman who is wise and beautiful to boot. Other characteristics include: modesty, humbleness, intelligence and a keen insight into the workings of people around her.

Keturah

Keturah's are faithful and generous with friends and have a great capacity for affection. In the main, they are gentle, good natured, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If they are provoked, however, they can explode into ferocious anger.

The real challenge is to be nobody but myself in a world which is doing its best to make me like everybody else.




....I call bullshit.
 
My first name:

1.) A beautiful girl. With lots of love for everyone.

2.) She's so fine she blows my mind.

3.) An amazing, sweet, gentle, crazy (In a good way), awesome, loving, sister-like friend who is nothing but awesome!

I'm not crazy. :mokken:

Middle Name:

1.) A smart, short, beautiful, fine as hell, girl who would make the best girlfriend ever. She is a girl who boys adore and everyone has had a crush on her at one point in time. She follows her own rules and isn't afraid to say whats on her mind.

I'm not short, but okay. :)

2.) One who thinks she can get any male she desires. Which is a negative.


:gasp:

3.)The female brian: there's no "n" often found playing sports such as soccer.
 
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