You know you've played too much FFX when....

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You get all shitty while playing VII because you keep tapping the L1 button and the in battle character switch bar won't show up.

(I couldn't find the right place to post this and i couldn't find the thread with this topic so i figured i'd post my own thread :) )
 
when you manage to finally put it down go outside get burned by the sun instantly are pail white and very blurry vision in sunlight so you get something to shade you and something to protect your eyes with wich you do not remember the names of which are umbrella and sunglasses but all you can think of is ffx you do however remember where you can get some more ff games from in hopes of finding another one you go to any games store and you get there you look around and you see a playstation three you think wow cool I wonder when that comes out you look to the shelf next to it and see a lot of games for including FFXIII which really catches your eyes however you still believe they are all boxes and that you will pre-order the PS3 and FFXIII so you got to the guy/girl at the shop counter and ask "when is the playstation three and FFXIII coming out because i would like to pre-order them"

and he/she says " um those have been out now for like a year where have you been"

you then ask " what no it hasn't been a year i was in my bedroom for like 2 weeks tops its still 2006 "

he/she then says " what is there somthing wrong with you because it is the year 2011 and the PS3 has been out since 2007 "

you suddenly look around you and start to hyper ventulate and eventually go on your knees and scream "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
you then get into the featul position on the floor and start to rock yourself back and forth and start talking to yourself while the person at the shop counter calls an ambulance and you are suddenly rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with FFX syndrome in which you have been playing for so long almost all of your memories have been replased with FFX and meer mention of it cause you spasm and throth at the mouth with excitement

that is a deffinite indicator of you have played too much FFX
 
What's a day?

More importantly, what's a PS3?

Even more importantly, WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING?

But srsly, when someone can't remember something, and you nod wisely and say; "Sin's toxin got to you, huh?"
 
lol
you also have been playing too much when everything you see is basically part of FFX some exmples are when you look out to the ocean you sometimes see a huge shape that is sin when you see a horse you see chocobo instead and when you look at your city you see zanarkand

aah good times
 
When you start pretending the church you go to is one of the temples .
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when you believe that you can somehow survive under water for hours on end and believe that planes are airships
 
you believe it's possible to jump high enough without assistance that you can remain airborne for a turn's worth of time.
 
^This is actually really funny!


When you start taking jagged shanks to the clothes you had when you were 12 and then WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC. >(
 
When you start pretending the church you go to is one of the temples .
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Oh yeah I do that all the time:lew:

I know I have played to much FFX:sad3: When I know exact percentage of EXP you get when you stop a goal from being scored~its an average of 2.75 EXP for every shot a goalie stops:hmmm:

Also when you reminisce about he days you used to cosplay as Auron, how many jumpers I destroyed trying tog et the right kind arm hanging out of your jacket:shame:
 
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