You know that feeling of relief...

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When you feel a great big poo coming on, and you reach the toilet on time...

...followed by that feeling of dread as you turn to your side, and there's no toilet paper? -__-
 
Luckily I always had toilet paper nearby.

But do you know how when you have diarrhea but it doesn't hurt when it comes out? Thats so satisfying man!
 
Ayen said:
But do you know how when you have diarrhea but it doesn't hurt when it comes out? Thats so satisfying man!
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YES. :gasp: Glad to know I'm not the only freak. :wacky:

Also I was unfortunately at work.. and had to make do with paper towel :gonk:
 
Hahahahaha aw, there's nowt worse than there being no roll of bog to hand, luckily I've never been caught without it in the house, it's usually just that Ive bough some and left it down stairs. Cue my yelling ELLLIIIIIIIE BRING ME THE BOG ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
for me, its a combo.

go feel for paper, find out there is none.

after a second of shitting myself (lol), i realise the cupboard above my head has some.

queue second shitting myself when open cupboard and there is none in it.

calm down and remember that there is a massive cupboard downstairs filled with em (and you're sure they're there), and go and shout for someone when....

you realise no one is home but you.

Queue third shitting myself.
 
Ohgad, I hate it when that happens :gonk:

Back at home i'd normally yell for someone to go and get another roll, on my own I always make sure I have at least 2 rolls handy :rage:
 
I always have toilet paper. Each time I go shopping I'll buy three packets just to make sure I never run out and I always keep a whole packet in the actual toilet room so that I never have to yell out for someone to bring me some.

People who only put one roll in the toilet and leave the rest in a cupboard in the hallway are wierd.

They're only setting themselves up to get caught out without toilet paper one day.

Toilet paper belongs where the toilet is! NOT IN A CUPBOARD! :gasp:
 
Bambi said:
Hahahahaha aw, there's nowt worse than there being no roll of bog to hand, luckily I've never been caught without it in the house, it's usually just that Ive bough some and left it down stairs. Cue my yelling ELLLIIIIIIIE BRING ME THE BOG ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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it's things like that that'll horribly scar her for life.
 
wait til i start telling her about my sex life when shes my age :mokken:
 
She won't even know what sex is, she's in the loft til she's 35 the second she discovers boys
 
Kandy-Sugar said:
I always have toilet paper. Each time I go shopping I'll buy three packets just to make sure I never run out and I always keep a whole packet in the actual toilet room so that I never have to yell out for someone to bring me some.

People who only put one roll in the toilet and leave the rest in a cupboard in the hallway are wierd.

They're only setting themselves up to get caught out without toilet paper one day.

Toilet paper belongs where the toilet is! NOT IN A CUPBOARD! :gasp:
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The thing is, we got three toilets upstairs and two down, so naturally, all are stocked (or supposingly). The main one outside upstairs has a small cupboard/shelf right above the toilet. So no need to stand up. Just pop open the lid and wola! That thing can fit at least 16 rolls.

Now tell me. Is it really that foreseeable that all 16 rolls disappear in two days? Seriously. I was dumbfounded about wtf happened. It was ridiculous. I did not set myself up. It was an unforseeable event which led me to the new practice of keeping a roll out on the toilet counter with one naturally on the hangy thing. If there isnt one there, ill chekc the cupboard for another.
 
Well I can't say I've ever been in this situation, but if I was I would probably just jump in the shower, it's only like 6 inches away from my toilet :hmmm:
 
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