Wobbly Earth means your horoscope is wrong

I don't even believe that stuff anyway. :wacky: I'm a gemini.
 
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn Aquarius, Pisces
 
I'm still Pisces. Actually, Im both Aquarius and Pisces....
 
Wait whut? :gasp:
I used to be Leo what am I now?
August 1st !!!!!
 
Hmm thats actually Harly's fault as this could have been a serious discussion..
Im a freeking lobster...

:hmph:
 
Still a Leo :griin:
 
I'm raising the bullshit flag with this. :hmph: Why is it that all the zodiac signs were about a month long before and Virgo is now over a month long with an extra constellation? :hmph:!

Anyways, still a Sagittarius. :ryan:
 
You would appear to be a Taurus.


I'm apparently a Capricorn now, rather than an Aquarius. :hmmm:





:rage:! I ain't no goat!
 
Old news for one thing, and the Zodiac is basically what stars were over you when you born-to everyone who was born before this "stumble", you're still the same sign, no worries (or too bad if you were unhappy with your sign in the first place :wacky: )

They'll just need to update what dates are according to what stars now.

Although that's a fickle ting itself-according to whose timezone did they measure the days? One person's April 19, is another person's April 20, right?

EDIT: AND I'M STILL AWESOME LEO, MOFOS! :rage:
 
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