Why does my butt smell funny?

[LadyGagaWillEatU]

My butt smells very funny and im so confused why
When i say funny i dont mean funny haha i mean funny weird
I asked my mom to smell it to and she said it smells funny to
What is wrong with my butt and why does it smell so bad?
what should i do to make the smell go away?
Please help me!

 

[Monster]

Wipe your ass after your shit.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Get your head out of your ass then.

 

[Serah]

Now this reminds me of the "my room smells like poo" thread. Maybe you have a fungus growing in your butt.

 

[CassinoChips]

Chlorox bath.

 

[King Sean]

Wipe your ass after your shit.

Yep, or you may have Prostate Cancer

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Did you fart when your mother smelt it?

 

[Serah]

Ewww that's not very nice.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

 

[Monster]

Do you have any of these?

If so, could have Prostate Cancer.

Needing to urinate more frequently, often during the night.
Needing to rush to the toilet.
Difficulty in starting to urinate or pee (hesitancy).
Straining or taking a long time while urinating.
Weak flow.
Feeling that your bladder has not emptied fully.
Blood in the urine (but this is rare).
Bone and back pain.
Pain when urinating
Weight loss.

 

[Sabriel]

Agreed

 

[Linnaete]

Yes, I do wonder what's wrong with you. It sounds serious. Need we perhaps book you a doctor's appointment while we're here?

Thank God I'm not eating at the moment.

 

[Gaige]

Is there a weird slime leaking out of your ass when you eat? You may have slime digestion. Or syphilass

 

[Ewan]

 

[Gaige]

?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

!

 

[Gaige]

Fish for dinner today.

 

[Linnaete]

.

 

[blakstang98]

You know, I had this problem in the past as well. Turns out it was a bad case of swamp-ass. A good scrubbing of my grundle made it go away.

 

[Gaige]

Dan.
...

Peace be with you. Scrub well.