Why does my butt smell funny?

[Rorolina Frixell]

Or the carpet

 

[Six]

Then I guess you lack a sense of it.

I suppose the pros would know. =/

 

[Ewan]

...

 

[Gaige]

Oh shit. It's stained the toilet seat. Sit down and you'll get your own little crust of shit over your ass.

 

[Serah]

I suppose the pros would know. =/

And now you result to petty insults? I merely stated you lack a sense of humor.

 

[West]

If it had smelled "haha funny" I may have been able to help. But since you've got a case of the "weird funny" sort of smelly butt, I'm afraid I can't offer any advice.

Then again, I'm not sure butts were ever intended to smell pleasant anyway.

 

[CassinoChips]

My ass smells like a rose.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Do you spray perfume on it?

 

[Gaige]

Must be an awfully disgusting rose.

 

[CassinoChips]

Do you spray perfume on it?

Of course not.

I shoved a rose up there.

I picked the thorns off the second time.

 

[Dionysos]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

What you need to do is cut it off. That's what you need to do.

 

[Donald Trump]

Fish for dinner today.

But it's not even Friday.

 

[SapphireStar]

My butt smells very funny and im so confused why
When i say funny i dont mean funny haha i mean funny weird
I asked my mom to smell it to and she said it smells funny to
What is wrong with my butt and why does it smell so bad?
what should i do to make the smell go away?
Please help me!

I think you seriously need some help to be honest lolz.

 

[Meds]

Wow, your mother must really love you..

"Mom, can you smell my ass for me?"
"Sure sweetie."

 

[Big Casino]

how the fuck did you think it would smell?

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

this is a stupid thing to tell people about, I wouldn't go public with this, but then again, who knows if you even care

 

[Valvalis]

My butt smells very funny and im so confused why
When i say funny i dont mean funny haha i mean funny weird
I asked my mom to smell it to and she said it smells funny to
What is wrong with my butt and why does it smell so bad?
what should i do to make the smell go away?
Please help me!

Is there a way for a butt to smell funny haha? I mean, I suppose if you put clowns in it...but do clowns even have a fragrance?