Today I Learned...

[Squid]

...what the actual hell

 

[Channizard]

Girls are supposed to wipe front to back

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Well, I imagine for women wiping back to front would be a bit shitty. However, after reading this thread, I'm very glad that I'm not alone in standing up to wipe my ass. It just seems so much more logical to me.

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

You guys totally stole my potty humor for this thread.

 

[AddleBoy]

You guys should write a book on the etiquette of ass-wiping.

 

[Richard B Riddick]

This thread -- small step for man, GIANT LEAP for mankind...

Just like this clip.

Sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm..

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

can they fart on demand?!

 

[Channizard]

You can't?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

curse my chromosones

 

[Ethics]

.....farting on demand? What is this!?

 

[AddleBoy]

I guess it's a lady thing.

 

[Ethics]

Perhaps then they are not butt farts?

 

[Izanagi]

Blessed wounds, what is this travesty of a video?!

 

[AddleBoy]

Vagina fart?

 

[Exoskeleton]

I like to think of women as whispering in their panties rather than fart. Fart makes em sound dirty

Queef on demand?

 

[AddleBoy]

I wonder what vaginas whisper about when they're not vomiting blood.

 

[Izanagi]

They must be whispering desires. Idk

 

[Dionysos]

I didn't think it was possible for the standard of this forum to drop.

I am very wrong.

 

[AddleBoy]

I didn't think it was possible for the standard of this forum to drop.

I am very wrong.

Where have you been? I've been taking the forum down a notch for five years now.

 

[Will Graham]

I like to think of women as whispering in their panties rather than fart. Fart makes em sound dirty

Dirty perhaps, but that is much better than making them sound as sex-offenderish as you do