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Sir Kenneth

Sir Kenneth

You're f**king out!
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Just wanted to let you know that I am sexually available, so if you want good lovin', please don't hesitate to drop me a pm. :kinky:

My hourly rate is 100 Danish kroner or roughly 14 Euro. I accept other currencies as well, but a surcharge for the conversion into Kroner or Euro applies. I don't currently own any means of transportation, so it would be preferable if you could come to me in the guest bedroom at my parents' house. I share it with the cat, but don't worry, he hardly bites any more and a cold beverage of your choice* will be supplied on the location.


Any takers?

*as long as your beverage of choice is either coke or cheap lager.
 
I'll give you a loonie to stand still wearing a ball gag while I throw cooked macaroni at you :britt:
 
Sir Kenneth said:
Just wanted to let you know that I am sexually available, so if you want good lovin', please don't hesitate to drop me a pm. :kinky:

My hourly rate is 100 Danish kroner or roughly 14 Euro. I accept other currencies as well, but a surcharge for the conversion into Kroner or Euro applies. I don't currently own any means of transportation, so it would be preferable if you could come to me in the guest bedroom at my parents' house. I share it with the cat, but don't worry, he hardly bites any more and a cold beverage of your choice* will be supplied on the location.


Any takers?

*as long as your beverage of choice is either coke or cheap lager.
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I know some women that could take thata fustration off yer hands. They called hoes. they can come to you even!

But if you insist on tryin to pick up women here, then....

Rouchamboe(sp?). ladies before gents.

Big Casino said:
the only one rocking calis world is jesus :mokken: and you aint no jesus laddie :mokken:
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Hmm i look like Jesus when i grow my hair!...jus thought i'd point that out :P
 
Masamune II said:
I know some women that could take thata fustration off yer hands. They called hoes. they can come to you even!

But if you insist on tryin to pick up women here, then....

Rouchamboe(sp?). ladies before gents.
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In case you didn't notice, I already got the ball gag gig :busta:
 
I'd love to see the reaction on your face if 20 or more girls from this forum actually did group together and turn up at your door. :O
 
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