So I go on a date...

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

...and within minuets of being in what at seemed to be at the time a reasonably decent conversation, I start having a nose bleed. Not a small one, oh no, a gert fucking squirt everywhere fucker. For absolute no reason. Damn if im going to have to go around wearing tampons in my nose from now on.

 

[CassinoChips]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

 

[Exoskeleton]

I doth believe there's a connection betwixt nosebleeds and perviness

me no-no

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

That sucks. =/

What did she do when she saw it?

 

[Noize]

I never knew that actually happens IRL! i only seen that happen in anime.

was she hot? lol kidding.

Anyways, it could be the heat? or stress? you haven't been pickin yer nose have ya?

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Forgot I made this thread. This and the pains in my head points to the possibility of me getting drunk in the end I guess. Urgh

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Not how I roll. But when I do roll, I refrain from lines pretty much for this reason.

I doth believe there's a connection betwixt nosebleeds and perviness

me no-no

I was the PERFECT gentleman!

Until I started explaining how great the word 'Cunt' was anyway.

That sucks. =/

What did she do when she saw it?

I never knew that actually happens IRL! i only seen that happen in anime.

was she hot? lol kidding.

Anyways, it could be the heat? or stress? you haven't been pickin yer nose have ya?

Didn't seemed all too bothered to be honest. Just had flu, sore nose, cold temps, possibility of high blood pressure... good conclusion making, Though I guess it pretty much made the night a fail from there on. But for the record I most definitely was not picking my nose.

and yeah, she was pretty damn cute (for a change). ah well, there has been worser times I guess.

 

[Big Casino]

ahahah thats classy

 

[Kroshanks]

Could'nt suave it off as a runny nose and jet for the washroom? Your face must've been one hell of a geyser, pal.

 

[Bambi]

 

[Amizon]

Shame these things never run smoothly.

 

[Gaige]

Well one thing ran smoothly.

His nose.

But too bad. Do you think you'll see her again?

 

[Eight]

Well one thing ran smoothly.

His nose.

But too bad. Do you think you'll see her again?

*Shoots*

Sounds like a right FML moment. But I also wanna hear the answer to the latter question.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

But too bad. Do you think you'll see her again?

Only by bumping into her at the pub on 'home visits' from uni perhaps.

Maybe I just suck at dating and it was trying to tell me to go back to using tried and tested methods. Like blackmail or Rohypnol.