Sarcasm

o0PinkSquid0o said:
There are two kinds of sarcasm.

There is the Witty sarcasm thats only used at the right time

Then there is the negative irritating sarcasm that is used ALL the time about EVERYTHING you say.

I love witty sarcasm, if you can come up with something smart and funny off the top of your head in a sarcastic way, then you're a genius and my hero.
But if you use sarcasm to make someone feel like a massive pile or shit all the time, then you're probably just a sad lonely idiot who is tryign to make yourself feel better.
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This. I don't mind it as much IRL, but when speaking to someone textually, the negative one is dreadfully irritating, because sometimes I can't tell when the person is using it and I'm often too gullible to notice -_____________-
 
I usually don't mind it, and I often times do it myself. I think it adds to a bit of the person's personality and sense of humor. However, I think there's certain times and places to do it. Like one example is on duty at work when our younger enlisted members speak to the sergeants in this manner, we see it as disrespectful. However outside of work, on the sports fields, at the bar, etc, I see it as a way to liven things up a bit.
 
I'm sarcastic only with friends I know that I'm being sarcastic. Most of my friends are very very sarcastic, and I don't mind it.
 
Sarcastic people tend to run from the glare of the Chivalry Augustus. They know by now that sarcasm simply cannot be tolerated in his kingdom. This is acceptable to me because it means I need not give you my opinion on sarcastic people. They simply do not exist.
 
Witty sarcasm is literally my lifeblood. I don't know what I would do without it. Verbal repartee and snapping witty one-liners at each other is a form of primary communication in my house. Things just pop into my head without even trying.

For example, the other night, my mother was eating a chicken liver (she really likes them, I can't stand them) as a treat or something. My dad looked at her and said, "You know what happens to people that eat chicken livers at 11:00 at night?"

And I turned around and said, "Chicken livers are considered to be strong aphrodisiacs in some cultures."

They both started laughing and my mother immediately spit out the mouthful of chicken liver she'd just taken a bite of.

So anyways, this kind of witty sarcasm is what I do -- I can't help myself. It adds to my wonderful sense of humor. ^_^
 
I find witty sarcasm hilarious as look as they don't come across as an absolute arse. I can end up being mildly sarcastic or largely sarcastic depending on the sort of mood I'm in or who I'm talking to. I don't particularly see why sarcasm is largely looked down on when by and large it can be extremely clever.
 
I really try to avoid any sort of sarcasm. I'm not out to offend people or make myself look like an @ss. I only find it funny in certain situations. Some people go overboard with it and then I have to start ignoring them so they know I'm started to get irritated.

It gets old after awhile, you know :monster:
 
Sarcastic people are hella cool! It's the best form of funny on the planet. I like watching people get owned by sarcasm. I don't want to hear the it won't be so funny if it happens to you shtick. It's happened to me so many times already, that I honestly don't give a fudge.

I like sarcastic people.
 
Sarcasm is my middle name. :wacky:

I wake up eating sarcasm for breakfast.

It fuels my brain up with happiness. I may not be the smartest, but I can be quick-witted when it comes to sarcastic responses.

I'd prefer to deal with sarcastic people, at least they will understand my humor :lew:

"I reaaallly like that dress." it gets you out of trouble sometimes because well, it's hard for people to understand it sometimes.

Undercover asshole. :lew:
 
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