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Shouts to Channy ''BOOB SHOT CHANNY! DO IT FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!!''
Ragnarok: The Beginning
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Shouts to Channy ''BOOB SHOT CHANNY! DO IT FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!!''
Sub Machine-gun in hand, Channy steps forward, holding the cool metal up to her face for a moment before firing at the zombie.
Dice Roll= 11+ 4 = Critical Hit.
Channy unloads into the former woman's chest and legs, before kicking her to the ground. Unfortunately, she's still alive, and sends a bloody foot at Channy to try and trip her up.
Dice Roll: 3-1= Unsuccessful hit.
Channy jumps to avoid the sweeping kick and brings the gun down during her descent, slamming it through the woman's face. A grotesque crack sounds as the zombie goes limp.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
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Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 100% No status ailments
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 100% No status ailments
Dice Roll= 11+ 4 = Critical Hit.
Channy unloads into the former woman's chest and legs, before kicking her to the ground. Unfortunately, she's still alive, and sends a bloody foot at Channy to try and trip her up.
Dice Roll: 3-1= Unsuccessful hit.
Channy jumps to avoid the sweeping kick and brings the gun down during her descent, slamming it through the woman's face. A grotesque crack sounds as the zombie goes limp.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
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Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 100% No status ailments
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 100% No status ailments
Blasts with shotgun at Female Zombie 3.
Kylie takes out her Chrome Shotgun, the tiniest hint of a smile on her face as she sends a shotgun pellet flying at Female Zombie 3.
Dice Roll= 8+3= Critical Hit.
The woman is thrown to the ground by the sheer force of the bullet now buried in ehr chest. Furious, coughing blood and bleeding from the new hole in her chest, she gets up on her knees and swipes at Kylie with her claws.
1-5= unsuccessful hit.
Kylie backs off, swinging her new police baton. Brain and bloodied skull flies from the now dead zombies head as Kylie puts the baton away with an elegant flourish.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 100% No status ailments
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Dice Roll= 8+3= Critical Hit.
The woman is thrown to the ground by the sheer force of the bullet now buried in ehr chest. Furious, coughing blood and bleeding from the new hole in her chest, she gets up on her knees and swipes at Kylie with her claws.
1-5= unsuccessful hit.
Kylie backs off, swinging her new police baton. Brain and bloodied skull flies from the now dead zombies head as Kylie puts the baton away with an elegant flourish.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 100% No status ailments
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Bash Fembie 1 in the head with mein Shortstaff, plzkthx.
I R TANK.
I R TANK.
Jesse holds his shortstaff in one hand, ready for battle as he swings it at the zombie's head.
Dice Roll= 5+2= Unsuccessful hit.
Jesse curses as the zombie ducks and swings in an uppercut to his face that sends him sprawling back. He just manages to stay on his feet as his split lip drips blood.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 100% No status ailments
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Dice Roll= 5+2= Unsuccessful hit.
Jesse curses as the zombie ducks and swings in an uppercut to his face that sends him sprawling back. He just manages to stay on his feet as his split lip drips blood.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 100% No status ailments
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 0% Dead
I bash Manbie 4 with my pipe 
/stole Jesse's thing
/stole Jesse's thing
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*asks jesse if he wants to borrow my hammer, might have more luck with that* 
KingSean
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whats this thread about if i may ask 
you guys playing ragnarok?
you guys playing ragnarok?
*asks jesse if he wants to borrow my hammer, might have more luck with that*
Have you seen my accuracy rating? I could throw Buckingham Palace at the zombie and miss.
Molests male zombie 4 before shooting him with mai pistol pwease
Zombie 4, with my gun.
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Can we hit allies? 
Squee, we had a deal.
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I won't be hitting you 
Okay bby, just checking. ilurly <3
Not yet, Ringo. The turn phase isn't over. 
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Damon swung his pipe in a horizontal blow towards the zombie's head.
Dice Roll= 4+1 accuracy= Unsuccessful hit.
Damon staggered as the zombie sidestepped and punched him in the face, sending him stumbling back, a trickle of blood running from his nose. "Tch." He glared at it. Next time he wouldn't miss.
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Jess swung her poleaxe above her head and brought it down in an arc towards the former man's head.
Dice Roll=12= Limit Break.
Jess buried the poleaxe in the zombie's head. Once, twice. Three times the cold metal embedded itself in brain matter and skull. Ripping the axe out of his head, she slipped silently and gracefully to the back of the zombie and sliced into his back in one last blow, before kicking him to the ground. He was dead before he even knew what was happening.
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Oliver shot at the zombie, but Jess just beat him to it. Raising his left eyebrow in annoyance, he got ready to act again after Savriel had gotten prepared.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 0% Dead
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Damon swung his pipe in a horizontal blow towards the zombie's head.
Dice Roll= 4+1 accuracy= Unsuccessful hit.
Damon staggered as the zombie sidestepped and punched him in the face, sending him stumbling back, a trickle of blood running from his nose. "Tch." He glared at it. Next time he wouldn't miss.
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Jess swung her poleaxe above her head and brought it down in an arc towards the former man's head.
Dice Roll=12= Limit Break.
Jess buried the poleaxe in the zombie's head. Once, twice. Three times the cold metal embedded itself in brain matter and skull. Ripping the axe out of his head, she slipped silently and gracefully to the back of the zombie and sliced into his back in one last blow, before kicking him to the ground. He was dead before he even knew what was happening.
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Oliver shot at the zombie, but Jess just beat him to it. Raising his left eyebrow in annoyance, he got ready to act again after Savriel had gotten prepared.
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Squee: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm pistol and a meat cleaver
Ringo: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol and a Hammer.
Jesse: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sniper Rifle and a Shortstaff
Jess: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Combat Shotgun, a Poleaxe, a Frag grenade, and a Medical Kit
Channy: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun, a Crowbar, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit.
Damon: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-gun, a Titanium Pipe, and a Molotov Cocktail.
Kevin: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a 9mm Pistol, a Baseball Bat, and a Frag Grenade.
Kylie: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Police Baton
Josh: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum and a Hacksaw
Sabriel: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Magnum, a Machete, a Molotov Cocktail, and a Medical Kit
Kelly: 100% No status ailments Equipped with a Chrome Shotgun and a Hammer
Ohri: 95% No status ailments Equipped with a Sub Machine-Gun and a Sickle.
Enemies
Male Zombie 1: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 3: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 4: 0% Dead
Male Zombie 5: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 1: 100% No status ailments
Female Zombie 2: 0% Dead
Female Zombie 3: 0% Dead
If not, I'll delete this later.
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Jess, you already killed two
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