My Pals

Will Graham

Will Graham

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My Pals.

It has been brought to my attention that not everyone here thinks I am their pal :wtf:

That my meagre attempts at humour fall flat, simply coming across as harsh and mean words :'(

That people here are ten times more intelligent than I, and I am a
troll[citation needed]

That I act dickish(not sure if they mean like an actual penis or not here) and have no emotions(but not in the cool way like Terminator)

Naturally I wish to rectify this, so I invite everyone to post here and become my pal

My activities include

- Being a good listener :D
- Not being a cunt
- CoD 2 : Among thieves, and Uncharted 3: Modern Warfare
- Seriously I'm not a cunt
- Caring about your problems
- Giving both genuine and false compliments


@Oxide :inlove:


Your pal,
Conor xoxo
 
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I can personally vouch for this man's integrity. He is nothing short of the finest gentleman ever to grace the internet. Rugged good looks, dashing, charming, seductive, intelligent... yet his aura doesn't leave you feeling inadequate... it only leaves a fiery ambition to reach his godlike plane of existence.
 
:hmmm: Admins aren't allowed to have friends. If they are my friend, and I give them this here infraction for acting a fool, then they will not be a friend. So I say, I'm just waiting to ban you.





:monster:

FYI if this is a serious thread, hate to break it to you.. Not everyone can be your friend bud. Even if you are a genuinely nice person, you always have that person who is going to find things wrong with you. I know I act awkward around a few of you, mostly ladies, even if it distances myself.. it's just sometimes I don't have a lot to talk about. So why open my mouth at the risk of sounding retarded (if i don't already).
 
i like polar bears... you can be my pal :britt:
 
Why did you summon me in here Tommy-bear. :mokken:

Harlequin

P.S. OP.
I think you're an okay dude. :ryan:
 
Why to be Licky's pal obv. Everyone should be he's a stand up guy, not to mention extremely handsome, etc etc

Stevie Wonder
yesviagra
 
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