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Lord Golbez
This is the one person on this list whom I know absolutely nothing about and have never interacted with. Who is this person? Where have they come from? What are their dreams and ambitions? What have they currently achieved? What manner of dark arts were enacted to allow them to become the shadowy overlord of this community? What are they currently thinking? Who does this person know? How much sway does this person have over our administrators? Are we all quietly doing Lord Golbez's bidding without consciously realising it? What is the end goal that we are unknowingly labouring towards?
What if Lord Golbez is just a cosmically incomprehensible presence that our mortal minds are physically unable to process let alone challenge? What if this community is secretly a Cthulhu cult? What if this unknowable entity is all around us and is perhaps quietly lingering behind me right now as I type this, thoroughly peering into my troubled, addled mind and laughing at me?
Often or not, the unknown is the scariest. Human brains evolved to want to make sense of everything - to find purpose, reason and patterns. But my brain cannot know or comprehend Lord Golbez and as a result, I will soon slowly degenerate to the point where I erupt into regular episodes of psychosis.
Oh shut up... what even is this...![]()
It means you’re most likely screwed when this is over.![]()
I am, in fact, a very scary person in real life. All of the other admins are frightened of me and do my bidding.Hmmmm, I voted for Ilyena. Mostly for the same reasons as Liv posted for Lord Golbez![]()