FUCKING DOG

Gaige

Gaige

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Bolt Imitation casts Invincible on them self.
Invincible effects Bolt Imitations' stats (DEF -50000, MAG DEF -50000) and wears off.
Mega Potion effects Snozzberrys' stats (DEF -50) and wears off.
Focus effects Virgos' stats (MAG -100, EVA -50) and wears off.
Invincible effects Bolt Imitations' stats (DEF +50000, MAG DEF +50000) .
Bolt Imitation attacks Snozzberrys' Legs with their Fists, taking 435 from Snozzberrys' HP.
Snozzberry attacks Bolt Imitations' Head with their Fists, but Bolt Imitation evaded the attack.
Virgo casts Focus on them self.
Focus effects Virgos' stats (MAG +100, EVA +50) .
Bolt Imitation casts Invincible on them self.
Invincible effects Bolt Imitations' stats (DEF +50000, MAG DEF +50000) .
Bolt Imitation casts Super Speed on them self.
Super Speed effects Bolt Imitations' stats (SPD -500) and wears off.
Super Speed effects Bolt Imitations' stats (SPD +500) .


THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! I CAN'T HIT IT! I actually hate that fucking dog now. It can go fuck itself into a wall, a fire hazard or a natural disaster. I actually hate it with a passion.

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Fuck off. Piece of mangy piss.
 
Isn't it because one of the RPG directors loves Bolt? :hmmm:
 
Yep. Still a pain in the ass. Bolt never amused me. Now I hate it and want to kill that dog. Painfully. With fire.
 
I didn't say it was a good reason.

To be fair, if I was an RPG director, I'd make Emma Watson invincible and Yuna Ito one of those common goblins that only give you 6 XP.
 
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