Confused elephant 'has sex with a car'

[Amizon]

John Somer and Carina Lowers were driving a Volkswagen Passat through the Pilanesberg Game Reserve when Amarula - a five-ton bull elephant - approached the car and began mating with it, before flipping the vehicle over: "I never thought I would be killed by an elephant. When I turned the corner there was another vehicle in the road in front of us."

The driver started reversing and stopped next to us. "I'm Irish and he was speaking Afrikaans, but I could make out the word 'elephant'."

However, he was unable to reverse out of a ditch and so turned off the engine to avoid attracting the animal's attention.

"It really did seem to regard the car as a female elephant and was making advances on 'her'. When the bull started flipping the car over my life literally started flashing before my eyes. The car landed on its roof and we were lying inside it."

"Carina was very scared and wanted to crawl out but first I wanted to see where the elephant was. When we saw it was walking away we crawled out through the window."

The elephant then turned its attention to a nearby car, but driver Riaan van Wyk managed to get rid of him after a 15-minute chase.

Source: Digital Spy

Half of me wants to go, "Oh, those poor people!" And then the other half is like, "That's actually really funny!"

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

That's the kind of trunk space you want on a late model car... apparently.

I guess... they had some junk in their trunk.

*Puts on sunglasses*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

CSI: FFF

In all reality though, if I was in that car, I wouldn't want to go out like that. Just imagine that, killed in a car accident when an Elephant was fucking your car. What a way to go.

 

[GalaxyFlare]

Arent there like pheromones involved here? and at least some kind if visual acuity that the pachyderm use to differentiate?

15 minute chase persistent little bastard!

Monogamy appears to NOT be a problem for this elephant

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

That's just weird, I don't understand how an elephant could confuse a car with a female elephant for a second I suppose the people were lucky they weren't squashed, but then again I've never seen an elephant mate so I wouldn't know what they do. Unless they do it doggy style then they're definitely lucky the car wasn't "mounted".

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Also, I forgot to bust out with this one:

Looks like that car got parked.

There had to be a legitimate reason as to why an Elephant wanted to park a car.

 

[Rapture]

LOL.


He was a little confused, no? Thankfully everyone is okay but still, this is hilarious. I don't know how an elephant can confuse a car for another elephant...or where he managed to try putting his "equipment" in the car. Oh well. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess

 

[Valvalis]

Wow, I was all ears when I heard about this one O_O

Normally I would say a story like this was bull, but then I have heard some pretty crazy things about elephants. Finding a mate must be a difficult tusk for them if they're driven to such extremes.

 

[Soltharn]

It must have been a pretty terrifying experience. I wonder if their car insurance covers a situation like that? It'd certainly be an awkward claim to make.

 

[der Astronom]

Was it's schlong...green?

That's what Dr. Tatiana says about elephants in musk.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

0_o

What a stupid animal. How could it really be that stupid that it would think a big hunk of metal is something they'd want to do it with?

I'd be freaking out if I was in the car and really pissed off it tried to do that shit to my car.

It'd be tainted forever.

 

[Noize]

LOL.


He was a little confused, no? Thankfully everyone is okay but still, this is hilarious. I don't know how an elephant can confuse a car for another elephant...or where he managed to try putting his "equipment" in the car. Oh well. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess

........ next we'll have people having sex for Robots and claiming "I thought she was real."

As for the Elephant...well..... Mechanophiliac? (own name given for metal fetish)