how great it would be to never ever have to have sex again.

[Ohri-Jin]

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CES: Your next gaming chair

14 hours ago - 12:36 AM on 01.11.2012 | Dale North ​

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#Accessories #CES​

Just think about how great it would be to never ever have to get up again.
Just think about how great it would be to never ever have to have sex again.

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[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Does it come in Black?

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Good question

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

I'd also like a blowjob function. Ya'know, cos im too lazy to wash it.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Well its inflatable so you can stick yo thing in there and let the air out at the same time.
This would avoid messy juices all over the place

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

I dont need a dispository. No sucky pump, no sale.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

There's no comparison to having sex with someone extremely hot.

 

[Squid]

 

[Ewan]

:licky:

 

[Ethics]

At least they're drinking water rather than a ton of Mountain Dew or some other shit.

 

[Shaissa]

needs NES duck hunt gun with the NES and duck hunt and every FF game with it then I'm sold

 

[L]

At least they're drinking water rather than a ton of Mountain Dew or some other shit.

there is nothing wrong with dr pepper

you disgustingly hateful little fucker

But eh, I prefer an office chair and my bed w/ enough pillows to prop my head up.

 

[Shu]

Honestly that looks like the biggest piece of shiznit, I've seen. I assume this is a joke, otherwise it's like one of those blow up santa clauses, barely holds weight. And your back? sheesh, it would be aching.

Give me an office chair, a good size desk to spread out my junk food on.. and then some Bawlz energy drink and I'm good.

 

[Donald Trump]

I have a leather bean bag.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Honestly that looks like the biggest piece of shiznit, I've seen. I assume this is a joke, otherwise it's like one of those blow up santa clauses, barely holds weight. And your back? sheesh, it would be aching.

Give me an office chair, a good size desk to spread out my junk food on.. and then some Bawlz energy drink and I'm good.

You guys got an energy drink called BAWLZ? Hoho thats epic.

Also I already explained to Moonchild yesterday, you can easily store your Fleshlight as well

 

[Donald Trump]

Shu is always swallowing bawlz.

 

[Richard B Riddick]

You guys got an energy drink called BAWLZ? Hoho thats epic.