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There is one man...

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Although that is a fair point. It would take me at least 5 or 6 courage ciders.
 
The amount of drinks it would take me, would leave me getting my stomach pumped

that is a joke of course, this would never happen, I need a bouncer to take care of all the women who show up at my door
 
They get sickly sweet after too many though. :(
 
f a r f a l l a

I am sorry, I did not mean to call the flowers cheap, that was very cruel of me. However, he is wearing a cross so I presume he is religious. He got well and truly screwed over. Irrefutable proof that God does not exist.

On a brighter note, if the girl on the left of her profile picture is Lizz. She blates has a fantastic arse.
 
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Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles are awesome. Had a box at Christmas. If that bitch doesn't want them I'll gladly have them. I'd suck his knob aswell for his troubles* as they are so damn good. She's missing out.











*After swapping the rose for several kegs of beer
 
wait so you are telling because I gave 3 girls my freshmen year white, they are not friends? my teach - as - brained washed me other wise then!
 
@f a r f a l l a

I am sorry, I did not mean to call the flowers cheap, that was very cruel of me. However, he is wearing a cross so I presume he is religious. He got well and truly screwed over. Irrefutable proof that God does not exist.
Even if Johnny did not get this woman(who knowingly leads men on to use them) he has a sweet heart... which will in turn get him something much much better down the road. :ryan: For all we know, Johnny is in a relationship with someone much better looking while Liz is being friend zoned by someone she likes. :grin:

I think it's called karma :hmmm:
 
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