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In other words: Good Comebacks

A touche~ if you will. What do you guys think is a good one? I can't think of any right now. The best I can come up with is "my mom could beat you up". What is some guido going to say to that?

NO
I COULD BEAT HER UP
OK

Yeah right.

And go.
 
I'ma stick with the oldest in the book :wacky:

"I know you are, but what am i?"
'or "I know I am but what are you?"

if someone is insulting you etc.

It could get annoying if its overused but, it throws them off guard 'cause they will be 'cepting "YO MOMMA."
xD
 
I burst out with "you're so fucking stupid you could fall into a box of tits and still come out sucking your thumb." I liked that one.
 
Our Scottish version: You couldnt get yer hole in a barrel of fannies

English translation: You couldnt get laid in a barrel of vaginas

You couldnt fight sleep

couldnt hit water if you fell out a boat

you remiind me of picasso? Why? He spent alot of time on the cavas aswell

The only good one is the first.
 
Lmfao....these are some of the worst comebacks ever hahaha

...though...I don't have anything better hahahaha I usually just say "Shut your fucking tits" :sad2:
 
The barrel of fannies is an absolute classic. Though its more of something that will make people laugh. Except if the guy is either an older virgin or hasnt had his leg over in a long time he might get offended
 
i've always loved you couldn't hit water if you fell out a boat. :lew:

me and my flatmate usually just call each other jews or paedophiles or something like that.
 
ye couldnae fight yer wai oot a paper bag

All insults sound much better when theyre said by a Scotsman in a Scots dialect.
 
I never deliver any classic one-liners. I usually just dig deep into the person and hit them with a penetrating comment that could affect their self-esteem.

Haven't done it in a while though. It would have to be towards someone I hate, and I only hate one person ever
 
I generally just act like a condescending prick; giving a smug smile and doing the shush thing with my finger tends to really piss people off.
 
SaShman said:
I generally just act like a condescending prick; giving a smug smile and doing the shush thing with my finger tends to really piss people off.
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Thats defintiely a way to piss someone off hahaha. When someone is screaming with anger and you crack a smile and tell them shhhhh it sends thems off the rails.
Sometimes saying nothing at all is the best treatment aswell. Some people, mostly woman i find hate to be ignored so saying nothing sends them in a frenzy. That or call them fat.
 
Do people actually use one-liners in real life?

The only pussy you've touched is your mother's when you fell out

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with an axe

She looks like a bulldog that just licked piss off a nettle

Face like a well slapped arse

etc.
 
Ha, I'm terrible with one liners. I'd rather just calmly explain why I'm mad at them or why they're being an arse, etc.... Of course I have to follow up my calm pwnage with a wink and smile.

That's it usually. Maybe once I've hit a one liner, which afterwards I felt like king of the world.
 
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