Yo Momma...

[Davey Gaga]

She's so fat that, when she was cremated, all flights in Europe were cancelled for a week.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

shes dead?

 

[Donald Trump]

SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

 

[Black Butler]

the smoke is her spirit

 

[Valvalis]

Yo mama's so fat she wears a hot air balloon for a diaper

 

[Six]

Yo momma's so... I got nothing.

 

[Sabriel]

Yo momma's so dumb, she'd trip over a cordless phone!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

That's entirely possible though.

 

[Donald Trump]

Yeah, it would be possible to trip over the phone.

 

[Gaige]

Your momma's so fat she had to go to a waterpark to get baptized.

 

[Exoskeleton]

I totally created a thread with the exact same title last year this thread is sooooo 2009.

 

[Valvalis]

Yo mama's 2009...pounds xD

 

[Not of Rust]

Your momma is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3x10^8 m/s.

- Stephen Hawking

 

[Valvalis]

http://xkcd.com/89/