Woman dies while using dildo

sneakerpimp441 said:
Two words: double penetration.

It's so much better.

I want some shrimp with teriyaki sauce. Really plump ones.
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Unfortunately double penetration is not allowed on this forum. The mods would much rather that you just edit your original post :busta:
 
Sir Kenneth said:
Unfortunately double penetration is not allowed on this forum. The mods would much rather that you just edit your original post :busta:
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Aw come on, it's just a nicely placed pun. :(

I still want some shrimp though and you have to admit that d.p. is effective.
Two for the price of one. Srsly.
 
Orgasm your way into heaven? That's the best way to go in my opinion. :hmmm: but then again it was a heart attack.

DAMN YOU LIGHT YAGAMI! :rage:
 
Rawrskx said:
Orgasm your way into heaven? That's the best way to go in my opinion. :hmmm: but then again it was a heart attack.

DAMN YOU LIGHT YAGAMI! :rage:
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Light, doesn't like it when women engage in pleasure with dildos, I think he was just pissed at her 'cause he couldn't get it up. :hmmm:
 
While it's hard to imagine people inserting humor into a subject like this, you guys have done a good job :wacky:
...Just thought I would take a whack at it myself :britt:
 
Ha insertion is what we do well, we're experts at it. We just gotta make sure it doesn't slip out too early or we might lose the rhythm.

Stfu, I know my puns are just as bad. :(
 
Rawrskx said:
Shouldn't he be with Misa? :hmmm: I smell affair...and an angry blondie...

DAMN YOU MISA AMANE! :rage:
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Pfft, Light, doesn't need that angry blond bitch. Light is owned by nobody except for himself. :gonk:

Damn her indeed.
 
Sir Kenneth said:
... :wacky: Gotta love a good pun! May we all continue to penetrate topics for many years to come!
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Rincewind said:
Do ho ho ho, you've got spunk, kid. :britt:
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See, men? That's how you do it.

Ha insertion is what we do well, we're experts at it. We just gotta make sure it doesn't slip out too early or we might lose the rhythm.

Stfu, I know my puns are just as bad.
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Your puns? Bad? Impussyble!
 
It says that she was young so there are a couple of possible situations:

-she had bad health

-that must have been one, badass vibrator.
 
I want the item number of that vibrator, shoot, I'm turning eighteen in a few months; it'll be ready for use by that time.
 
ahhh couldnt they have just said she died of a heart attack?
Do they have to mention that she was pleasuring herself. I dunno but i think its a detail the family might rather have left out/ ignored in the paper. Then again it probadly wouldnt be in the paper had she not been getting off.
 
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