Woman dies while using dildo

Bill Carradine died from erotic asphyxiation... which is probably a bit more embarrassing than regular female masturbation. Although dead people don't get embarrassed. :hmmm:

Obviously it's not a nice story, but at least it wasn't a violent murder or something along those lines.

EDIT: David Carradine. :hmph:
 
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Lol.

I kinda pity that girl for having died in this manner. A natural way it may be, but still a rather awkward one.
 
Graye said:
Bill Carradine died from erotic asphyxiation... which is probably a bit more embarrassing than regular female masturbation. Although dead people don't get embarrassed. :hmmm:

Obviously it's not a nice story, but at least it wasn't a violent murder or something along those lines.
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david carradine? :wacky:

also im sure it happens all the time, though its hardly the most appropriate thing to be discussing on a finaru fantaji website.
 
Do you guys have to bring up subjects like this on the FFF........................

You wouldn't laugh if someone close to you died like that would you?
 
DarkShadow said:
Do you guys have to bring up subjects like this on the FFF........................

You wouldn't laugh if someone close to you died like that would you?
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Depends on how close we were. It would certainly be an awkward memorial service :P Besides, if you didn't want to read about, why click the link? The thread title made it very clear what the story was about. I don't know, maybe I'm just lesss sensitive than most, but if people get offended by a thread which they entered on their own volition, it certainly isn't my problem.
 
Sir Kenneth said:
Depends on how close we were. It would certainly be an awkward memorial service :P Besides, if you didn't want to read about, why click the link? The thread title made it very clear what the story was about. I don't know, maybe I'm just lesss sensitive than most, but if people get offended by a thread which they entered on their own volition, it certainly isn't my problem.
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Well........I clearly knew what this was about but there are people like 13 years old here,who probably don't know what a dildo is. Plus subjects like this should be forbidden,because well......it may not be offending but there are people under age here............this site doesn't even require an age limit.

But hey........this isn't the only thread like this huh?
 
DarkShadow said:
Well........I clearly knew what this was about but there are people like 13 years old here,who probably don't know what a dildo is. Plus subjects like this should be forbidden,because well......it may not be offending but there are people under age here............this site doesn't even require an age limit.

But hey........this isn't the only thread like this huh?
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I don't really think there's anything particularly X-rated about this thread to be honest. A young woman died which is of course tragic, but she did die a rather amusing dead doing something that most people do. It's not like I posted hardcore pornography or anything.
 
Sir Kenneth said:
I don't really think there's anything particularly X-rated about this thread to be honest. A young woman died which is of course tragic, but she did die a rather amusing dead doing something that most people do. It's not like I posted hardcore pornography or anything.
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You got a point there I guess.............Maybe I'm feeling too sorry for the lady.......

I was just concerned about the age of people here..........

Becasue you don't want to discuss this with a 10 year-old do you?

Never mind...........
 
DarkShadow said:
Well........I clearly knew what this was about but there are people like 13 years old here,who probably don't know what a dildo is. Plus subjects like this should be forbidden,because well......it may not be offending but there are people under age here............this site doesn't even require an age limit.

But hey........this isn't the only thread like this huh?
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No one's holding a gun to your head, forcing you to click on the thread. If the newspaper found it worth reporting, I don't see what the harm is in talking about it here. If parents are allowing their kids to come on a forum, then that's on them. They can answer their kids' question.

As to the topic, I'm left with a couple questions. How good was that porno? Do the makers get to claim that on the back of the DVD case? "So good it gave a British chick a heart attack!" Also, where can I get a copy?
 
Ha, funny, this is highly amusing and yet tragic. So young . . . so aroused . . . so, so awkward. It's like a guy dying from jacking off too excessively and then suffering from cardiac arrest due to the . . . excitement. It happens though, it's not terribly uncommon, some people's bodies just give out due to the high state of arousal and stress the heart is undergoing. She probably had a history of heart troubles, for all we know.

Either way, I couldn't resist chuckling though it still sucks. Also, I'm with Sir Kenneth, Dark, if you're aware of the subject matter then why enter a thread knowing full well it's contents could offend you. The title made it blatantly clear what it was about and it's fodder for dark humor or people who find dark humor funny, like moi.

I don't mean to gang up on you, just sayin' also . . .what 10 year olds lurk around this site? Are there any members here younger than 15? And you'd be surprised at the amount of X-rated shit some young kids know about these days.
 
Ok everyone.........you've made your point..............
and it's fair.........

Now lets just have a goot time and laugh about it since that's what it's for.
 
Duly noted.

But jeez this is sad, and really embarrassing, I feel for that chick, not that I've died using one -- obviously.

I don't mean to gang up on you, just sayin' also . . .what 10 year olds lurk around this site? Are there any members here younger than 15? And you'd be surprised at the amount of X-rated shit some young kids know about these days.
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Chya...ever been to the Naruto Forums?
 
Well, I hope you guys find this topic pleasurable to talk about. Seriously, I just don't see the fun in penetrating topics like this one. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. How dare any of you attack the heart of this matter like that? Personally, I hope you guys can find it in yourselves to see that this is not a subject to get off on. :mokken:
 
Fiore di Neve said:
Duly noted.

But jeez this is sad, and really embarrassing, I feel for that chick, not that I've died using one -- obviously.



Chya...ever been to the Naruto Forums?
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Nah, I don't fuck with little kids, psyche. But no, I've never been there. Why is it terrible? Do the kids there like try to see who's lost it at the earliest age or something? :wtf:

@Rincewind: Yeah, aren't they filthy for doing that? Doesn't it make you just feel so disgusted? Ugh, people these days. I tell ya.
 
Thread moved, to many people off topic, Enjoy your Spam.
 
Rincewind said:
Well, I hope you guys find this topic pleasurable to talk about. Seriously, I just don't see the fun in penetrating topics like this one. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. How dare any of you attack the heart of this matter like that? Personally, I hope you guys can find it in yourselves to see that this is not a subject to get off on. :mokken:
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Those puns were horrible, yet funny.

That's some master baiting you've done there, sir.
 
Two words: double penetration.

It's so much better.

I want some shrimp with teriyaki sauce. Really plump ones.
 
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