Why I'm Not a Plumber

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Disgusting. At least they're not masturbating in public, or all over the walls....or on people... :hmmm:

Everyone knows being a plumber requires a few requirements:
1) A pot-belly
2) A pedo mindset
3) A large 'plumber's' crack
4) A tolerance to water and filth
5) The ability to fight mythical creatures and save useless hoes (whether that be in the Mushroom Kingdom or Detroit)

:gasp::gasp::gasp::gasp:
 
Its a hoax / spoof. :ohshit:

ARCHIVE - WEDNESDAY, 22 FEBRUARY 2006

Search for spoof note prankster
A NORTH-EAST university is looking for the prankster behind a spoof notice which has been circulating on the Internet.

Durham University said it was checking to see if there had been a misuse of its computer system after the false notice came to light about a fortnight ago.

The notice warns people against "masturbation in showers" after several blockages in the showers in university accommodation.

It warns that culprits will be traced "by means of DNA matching if the problem persists" and asks students who "wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own homes, rather than the showers".

The warning purports to come from the university's estates and building director.

A university spokesman said last night: "We are aware of it. It is clearly a spoof and it has caused offence.

"Someone has gone to a lot of trouble to make it look as though it is genuine.

"It does use a real name of the director of estates and building and has caused quite a bit of offence to him.

"We understand it has appeared on a website - not a university site - and that students are sharing it by e-mail. Checks are being made to see if there has been a misuse of the university's IT system. That would be an offence."

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ar...hive/7157495.Search_for_spoof_note_prankster/
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I like this one :grin:

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I'd like to be a plumber. Porn has taught me that if I go to house with a house wife, she'll probably give me a blowjob while I'm under the sink fixing the pipes.
 
Wanking in a toilet is something that George Michael is quite well known for doing, so maybe it was him.
 
See? Told y'all. You all have proven my point that plumbers MUST be pedos. Heck, I had a plumber at my house over the summer that looked like a taller, older version of Ron Jeremy.
 
It's because, despite their pot bellies, they can be stealthy through sewers. Also, they're masters of disguise!
 
I saw this a long while ago.. It really made me want to go masturbate in a shower. Spite and all that. Being told what not to do.
 
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