The Story of SB.

Demon

Demon

Don't ruin my cuin
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Vircon once fought a Behemoth with his bare hands and 1 hp, and won. The only way to defeat a Vircon is to become an Argor. Vircon and Argor once got in a battle for awesomeness. The result of that battle spawned Chuck Norris. And then Chuck Norris' beard spawned 500,000 new squid babies. PinkSquid loved Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris loved only himself. Vircon and Argor didn't raise Chuck Norris well. However Chuck Norris can punch a hole through a very strong roll of paper towels, which made up for it in the end.

I make none of this stuff up :mokken:.
 
Sounds like one messed up family.
 
But one problem. I don't give birth
 
I don't and I am positive about that :mokken:
 
I missed the birth of Chuck Norris?

I'm so sad, and yet part of me is strangely happy, because if I didn't see it happen, then maybe it didn't happen, and Chuck Norris was not reborn from the virgin belly of Vircon, and he won't unite the world under one false religion, and we aren't close to Judgment day.
 
This reminds me of a song.

Yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel eating you. :rofl:
 
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