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Little McPockets, needed at the office, bathing his sleep away,
Along came a spider who hung down beside 'er and startled McPockets awake,
With broken legs and a smashed in head, the spider floats to his grave.

Fuck you to, Mr Spider. -__-
 
I did battle with a spider last night as well, I turned around and saw him scuttle under the couch. Amazonian motherfucker, more octopus than spider

Looking around I realised I had no glass or containment device large enough to trap the beast, at least not in the living room.

Utilising my superhuman (and also handsome) athletic abilities, I catapulted myself sexily across numerous couches and out the door. Spinning like a cross between a ballerina and James Bond, I closed the door behind me

Retreating to the kitchen I procured a pint glass and a tactical wank (in case I died and never got another chance). Girding my loins, I once again returned to the field of battle

Sparing no time for something as inconsequential as thinking, I pulled the couch back like it was a quilt covering a beautiful and totally naked woman. My adversary was the veteran of a thousand battles however and sprinted out the other end of the couch.

Flinging myself devil-may-care across the sofa, I managed to seal him in my transparent prison. I piled a few hardback books on top of the glass, in case he assembled some pals and tried to lift the glass and sidle under.


I took a picture to freak out my pal Toshiya
2vvuvj7.jpg
 
Spiders are the most evil creatures to walk upon this earth. Along with centipedes.

Good job Mr.McPockets :grin: If I were you I think I would have passed out and then the spider and all its buddies would have eaten me :sad3:
 
That's horrible My Manic

Last night there was a spider in my dorm at the flying school. There was only me and this guy in the accommodation blocks that night though. About 11 pm I spotted this spider, screamed and threw my shoe at the wall, missed, screamed again, and started hitting the wall.
The walls are thin, but what did my friend do? He sat in his room LAUGHING instead of helping me :sad3:
 
Fucking spiders.

They deserve to burn. :hmph: damn eight-legged freaks. They scare the shit out of me. there's currently 3 downstairs int he kitchen. and i refuse to go near them

Bastards. :hmph:
 
My Manic said:
I did battle with a spider last night as well, I turned around and saw him scuttle under the couch. Amazonian motherfucker, more octopus than spider

Looking around I realised I had no glass or containment device large enough to trap the beast, at least not in the living room.

Utilising my superhuman (and also handsome) athletic abilities, I catapulted myself sexily across numerous couches and out the door. Spinning like a cross between a ballerina and James Bond, I closed the door behind me

Retreating to the kitchen I procured a pint glass and a tactical wank (in case I died and never got another chance). Girding my loins, I once again returned to the field of battle

Sparing no time for something as inconsequential as thinking, I pulled the couch back like it was a quilt covering a beautiful and totally naked woman. My adversary was the veteran of a thousand battles however and sprinted out the other end of the couch.

Flinging myself devil-may-care across the sofa, I managed to seal him in my transparent prison. I piled a few hardback books on top of the glass, in case he assembled some pals and tried to lift the glass and sidle under.


I took a picture to freak out my pal @Toshiya
2vvuvj7.jpg
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Oooh thats a big one
 
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