The difference between the Iceland volcano and Cheryl Cole

Aw whats that funny one I had at the weekend :gonk:

Summat about baguettes and gateaus

Omg, spell check didn't pull me ONCE on them words, go me
 
I haven't heard that one.

I did laugh though. :lew:
 
I heard this joke the classic way; in the pub from one of my mate's who got it via a text from another mate. :lew:
 
when he spreads it (aka himself) about a bit he just ends up divorced. when iceland do it all uk airspace is closed. that must be some orgasm :hmmm:
 
What's the difference between a cunt who keeps making shitty threads and a rock?
 
First they declare themselves bankrupt, then they set fire to their own country.

I smell the biggest insurance scam in history :wacky:
 
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