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One day, a gorgeous princess ate a ring, and princes and knihts across the land were called to extract the ring from her throat. The ring was full of poison, and would take effect in 3 days

The princess was worried! One day she decided to try and extract the ring herself.

Consumed by melancholy, the King abandoned all hope of saving his beloved daughter as death was creeping up at her closer and closer. He summoned his Chancellor, entrusting him to hand the kingdom to Princess Olivia, the second heir to the throne. With a goodbye, the King impaled himself with a spear in the castle's tallest turret.

When the rightful heir, prince Oliver, heard of this, he was furious and decided to march on over to his fathers dead body and kill him....until he realized he was already dead...


Meanwhile, Prince Omnomnom, third to the throne, decided to try to save his sister, and went to Queen Olivia, asking her for help in a quest to get a magic potion to save the Princess.


However, the new Queen was eager to purge Prince Oliver from her kingdom, seeing him as an illegitimate heir to the throne and therefore a potential enemy. Ignoring her sister's plight, Queen Olivia decreed that her siblings be executed.

When Oliver heard of this plan he saved his eldest sister the pain and threw her out of a window 3 stories to her death. After she hit the ground, the magical ring went jolting out of her body. Prince Oliver knew that with the magical ring he couldn't be killed so easily. He went to retrieve it and then hid from Queen Olivia in a plan to murder her first...

Omnomnom, terrified, kicked all the guards in the gut and ran out the castlle gates with his pet, Snuffle Wuffle the puffball. He then decided to return to help Queen Olivia

The Queen remained oblivious to the plot against her. What was on her mind was marriage. It was her duty to marry a foreign prince to settle a marriage alliance. The one candidate she had her eyes on was a prince of a kingdom named Alazeal. However, she realised that in order for Alazeal's prince to fall in love with her, she needed one particular ring...

Prince Oliver danced around the castle kitchen. The Queen was about to enjoy one of her afternoon hotdogs. Oliver slipped the ring in the queen's food with the cooks and danced out. He had to practice dancing because the ball at the kingdom Alazeal was coming up and he wanted to be ready to dance with his partner, Shanaynay

Prince Omnomnom glared at Oliver from across tthe room as he danced with his partner, Princess Lily from another kingdom. But there was nothing he could do. Lily had a grip like steel.


Omnomnom lacked the courage of his other siblings and realised that to survive, he would need to side with the Queen. He also glared at Oliver with jealousy. He simply did not think that Oliver was deserving enough to dance with such a beautiful princess. Instinctively, he withdrew his dagger from his pocket, determined to deal with his brother today in order to appease the Queen and be her favourite.

Oliver chuckled when he saw his brother Omnomnom dancing with a man in a dress and wig, btu ewhen he saw thr traitorous glint in Omnomnom's eye Prince Oliver and princess Shanaynay pulled out guns in the party and shot Omnomnom in the leg and Queen Olivia in the arm before vanishing with the queen's beloved crush, Prince Chad from Alazeal who spit on Queen Olivia before laughing maniacly.

Enter a hooded girl, who has nothing to do with the whole affair. Everything that can be described has been covered by her long dark cloak. She summons Queen Olivia, and then solemnly walks out.

Omnomnom catapaulted his transvestite dance partner out of the window, hititng Shanaynay in the spine and rendering her wheelchair bound.


The Queen bound up her wound with a bandage in her chamber. Her company was the enigmatic, hooded woman.
"So," said the Queen in a cold voice, "you say you know where the Ultima Ring is?"
The woman slowly nodded and began whispering words of enlightenment into the Queen's ear. Olivia's eyes widened with glee instantly.
"This ring can also do all these things?" she exclaimed, "It is a treasure that I must reclaim. I know my foolish sister swallowed it days ago!"


After hearing all of the hawt sensual things the Ultima ring could do she decided that she absolutely had to have it. Meanwhile, Prince Oliver dragged Shanaynay three miles to her home but after a while he had begun to get tired. Suddenly her heard the sound of the mafia approaching. He saw the big muscled guys and ran for the heels as they wore a tatoo that said Olivia's gang. Oliver knew he had to create a gang to counter this gangwar that was begining...
 
One day, a gorgeous princess ate a ring, and princes and knihts across the land were called to extract the ring from her throat. The ring was full of poison, and would take effect in 3 days

The princess was worried! One day she decided to try and extract the ring herself.

Consumed by melancholy, the King abandoned all hope of saving his beloved daughter as death was creeping up at her closer and closer. He summoned his Chancellor, entrusting him to hand the kingdom to Princess Olivia, the second heir to the throne. With a goodbye, the King impaled himself with a spear in the castle's tallest turret.

When the rightful heir, prince Oliver, heard of this, he was furious and decided to march on over to his fathers dead body and kill him....until he realized he was already dead...


Meanwhile, Prince Omnomnom, third to the throne, decided to try to save his sister, and went to Queen Olivia, asking her for help in a quest to get a magic potion to save the Princess.


However, the new Queen was eager to purge Prince Oliver from her kingdom, seeing him as an illegitimate heir to the throne and therefore a potential enemy. Ignoring her sister's plight, Queen Olivia decreed that her siblings be executed.

When Oliver heard of this plan he saved his eldest sister the pain and threw her out of a window 3 stories to her death. After she hit the ground, the magical ring went jolting out of her body. Prince Oliver knew that with the magical ring he couldn't be killed so easily. He went to retrieve it and then hid from Queen Olivia in a plan to murder her first...

Omnomnom, terrified, kicked all the guards in the gut and ran out the castlle gates with his pet, Snuffle Wuffle the puffball. He then decided to return to help Queen Olivia

The Queen remained oblivious to the plot against her. What was on her mind was marriage. It was her duty to marry a foreign prince to settle a marriage alliance. The one candidate she had her eyes on was a prince of a kingdom named Alazeal. However, she realised that in order for Alazeal's prince to fall in love with her, she needed one particular ring...

Prince Oliver danced around the castle kitchen. The Queen was about to enjoy one of her afternoon hotdogs. Oliver slipped the ring in the queen's food with the cooks and danced out. He had to practice dancing because the ball at the kingdom Alazeal was coming up and he wanted to be ready to dance with his partner, Shanaynay

Prince Omnomnom glared at Oliver from across tthe room as he danced with his partner, Princess Lily from another kingdom. But there was nothing he could do. Lily had a grip like steel.


Omnomnom lacked the courage of his other siblings and realised that to survive, he would need to side with the Queen. He also glared at Oliver with jealousy. He simply did not think that Oliver was deserving enough to dance with such a beautiful princess. Instinctively, he withdrew his dagger from his pocket, determined to deal with his brother today in order to appease the Queen and be her favourite.

Oliver chuckled when he saw his brother Omnomnom dancing with a man in a dress and wig, btu ewhen he saw thr traitorous glint in Omnomnom's eye Prince Oliver and princess Shanaynay pulled out guns in the party and shot Omnomnom in the leg and Queen Olivia in the arm before vanishing with the queen's beloved crush, Prince Chad from Alazeal who spit on Queen Olivia before laughing maniacly.

Enter a hooded girl, who has nothing to do with the whole affair. Everything that can be described has been covered by her long dark cloak. She summons Queen Olivia, and then solemnly walks out.

Omnomnom catapaulted his transvestite dance partner out of the window, hititng Shanaynay in the spine and rendering her wheelchair bound.


The Queen bound up her wound with a bandage in her chamber. Her company was the enigmatic, hooded woman.
"So," said the Queen in a cold voice, "you say you know where the Ultima Ring is?"
The woman slowly nodded and began whispering words of enlightenment into the Queen's ear. Olivia's eyes widened with glee instantly.
"This ring can also do all these things?" she exclaimed, "It is a treasure that I must reclaim. I know my foolish sister swallowed it days ago!"


After hearing all of the hawt sensual things the Ultima ring could do she decided that she absolutely had to have it. Meanwhile, Prince Oliver dragged Shanaynay three miles to her home but after a while he had begun to get tired. Suddenly her heard the sound of the mafia approaching. He saw the big muscled guys and ran for the heels as they wore a tatoo that said Olivia's gang. Oliver knew he had to create a gang to counter this gangwar that was begining...

Oliver decided it would be best to leave Shanaynay behind, but she wouldn't let go of him, and the Mafia was getting closer. Why oh why wouldn't the Princess let him go?
The Queen sent Omnomnom to get the body of the dead princess, and he brought it to her.
 
One day, a gorgeous princess ate a ring, and princes and knihts across the land were called to extract the ring from her throat. The ring was full of poison, and would take effect in 3 days

The princess was worried! One day she decided to try and extract the ring herself.

Consumed by melancholy, the King abandoned all hope of saving his beloved daughter as death was creeping up at her closer and closer. He summoned his Chancellor, entrusting him to hand the kingdom to Princess Olivia, the second heir to the throne. With a goodbye, the King impaled himself with a spear in the castle's tallest turret.

When the rightful heir, prince Oliver, heard of this, he was furious and decided to march on over to his fathers dead body and kill him....until he realized he was already dead...


Meanwhile, Prince Omnomnom, third to the throne, decided to try to save his sister, and went to Queen Olivia, asking her for help in a quest to get a magic potion to save the Princess.


However, the new Queen was eager to purge Prince Oliver from her kingdom, seeing him as an illegitimate heir to the throne and therefore a potential enemy. Ignoring her sister's plight, Queen Olivia decreed that her siblings be executed.

When Oliver heard of this plan he saved his eldest sister the pain and threw her out of a window 3 stories to her death. After she hit the ground, the magical ring went jolting out of her body. Prince Oliver knew that with the magical ring he couldn't be killed so easily. He went to retrieve it and then hid from Queen Olivia in a plan to murder her first...

Omnomnom, terrified, kicked all the guards in the gut and ran out the castlle gates with his pet, Snuffle Wuffle the puffball. He then decided to return to help Queen Olivia

The Queen remained oblivious to the plot against her. What was on her mind was marriage. It was her duty to marry a foreign prince to settle a marriage alliance. The one candidate she had her eyes on was a prince of a kingdom named Alazeal. However, she realised that in order for Alazeal's prince to fall in love with her, she needed one particular ring...

Prince Oliver danced around the castle kitchen. The Queen was about to enjoy one of her afternoon hotdogs. Oliver slipped the ring in the queen's food with the cooks and danced out. He had to practice dancing because the ball at the kingdom Alazeal was coming up and he wanted to be ready to dance with his partner, Shanaynay

Prince Omnomnom glared at Oliver from across tthe room as he danced with his partner, Princess Lily from another kingdom. But there was nothing he could do. Lily had a grip like steel.


Omnomnom lacked the courage of his other siblings and realised that to survive, he would need to side with the Queen. He also glared at Oliver with jealousy. He simply did not think that Oliver was deserving enough to dance with such a beautiful princess. Instinctively, he withdrew his dagger from his pocket, determined to deal with his brother today in order to appease the Queen and be her favourite.

Oliver chuckled when he saw his brother Omnomnom dancing with a man in a dress and wig, btu ewhen he saw thr traitorous glint in Omnomnom's eye Prince Oliver and princess Shanaynay pulled out guns in the party and shot Omnomnom in the leg and Queen Olivia in the arm before vanishing with the queen's beloved crush, Prince Chad from Alazeal who spit on Queen Olivia before laughing maniacly.

Enter a hooded girl, who has nothing to do with the whole affair. Everything that can be described has been covered by her long dark cloak. She summons Queen Olivia, and then solemnly walks out.

Omnomnom catapaulted his transvestite dance partner out of the window, hititng Shanaynay in the spine and rendering her wheelchair bound.


The Queen bound up her wound with a bandage in her chamber. Her company was the enigmatic, hooded woman.
"So," said the Queen in a cold voice, "you say you know where the Ultima Ring is?"
The woman slowly nodded and began whispering words of enlightenment into the Queen's ear. Olivia's eyes widened with glee instantly.
"This ring can also do all these things?" she exclaimed, "It is a treasure that I must reclaim. I know my foolish sister swallowed it days ago!"


After hearing all of the hawt sensual things the Ultima ring could do she decided that she absolutely had to have it. Meanwhile, Prince Oliver dragged Shanaynay three miles to her home but after a while he had begun to get tired. Suddenly her heard the sound of the mafia approaching. He saw the big muscled guys and ran for the heels as they wore a tatoo that said Olivia's gang. Oliver knew he had to create a gang to counter this gangwar that was begining...

Oliver decided it would be best to leave Shanaynay behind, but she wouldn't let go of him, and the Mafia was getting closer. Why oh why wouldn't the Princess let him go?
The Queen sent Omnomnom to get the body of the dead princess, and he brought it to her.


However, as Omnomnom was so distracted by the rice plants all the way over in India, he had to go there. So in the end, it was the dead princess who stood up and cleaned herself, walking back like a zombie.
 
One day, a gorgeous princess ate a ring, and princes and knihts across the land were called to extract the ring from her throat. The ring was full of poison, and would take effect in 3 days

The princess was worried! One day she decided to try and extract the ring herself.

Consumed by melancholy, the King abandoned all hope of saving his beloved daughter as death was creeping up at her closer and closer. He summoned his Chancellor, entrusting him to hand the kingdom to Princess Olivia, the second heir to the throne. With a goodbye, the King impaled himself with a spear in the castle's tallest turret.

When the rightful heir, prince Oliver, heard of this, he was furious and decided to march on over to his fathers dead body and kill him....until he realized he was already dead...


Meanwhile, Prince Omnomnom, third to the throne, decided to try to save his sister, and went to Queen Olivia, asking her for help in a quest to get a magic potion to save the Princess.


However, the new Queen was eager to purge Prince Oliver from her kingdom, seeing him as an illegitimate heir to the throne and therefore a potential enemy. Ignoring her sister's plight, Queen Olivia decreed that her siblings be executed.

When Oliver heard of this plan he saved his eldest sister the pain and threw her out of a window 3 stories to her death. After she hit the ground, the magical ring went jolting out of her body. Prince Oliver knew that with the magical ring he couldn't be killed so easily. He went to retrieve it and then hid from Queen Olivia in a plan to murder her first...

Omnomnom, terrified, kicked all the guards in the gut and ran out the castlle gates with his pet, Snuffle Wuffle the puffball. He then decided to return to help Queen Olivia

The Queen remained oblivious to the plot against her. What was on her mind was marriage. It was her duty to marry a foreign prince to settle a marriage alliance. The one candidate she had her eyes on was a prince of a kingdom named Alazeal. However, she realised that in order for Alazeal's prince to fall in love with her, she needed one particular ring...

Prince Oliver danced around the castle kitchen. The Queen was about to enjoy one of her afternoon hotdogs. Oliver slipped the ring in the queen's food with the cooks and danced out. He had to practice dancing because the ball at the kingdom Alazeal was coming up and he wanted to be ready to dance with his partner, Shanaynay

Prince Omnomnom glared at Oliver from across tthe room as he danced with his partner, Princess Lily from another kingdom. But there was nothing he could do. Lily had a grip like steel.


Omnomnom lacked the courage of his other siblings and realised that to survive, he would need to side with the Queen. He also glared at Oliver with jealousy. He simply did not think that Oliver was deserving enough to dance with such a beautiful princess. Instinctively, he withdrew his dagger from his pocket, determined to deal with his brother today in order to appease the Queen and be her favourite.

Oliver chuckled when he saw his brother Omnomnom dancing with a man in a dress and wig, btu ewhen he saw thr traitorous glint in Omnomnom's eye Prince Oliver and princess Shanaynay pulled out guns in the party and shot Omnomnom in the leg and Queen Olivia in the arm before vanishing with the queen's beloved crush, Prince Chad from Alazeal who spit on Queen Olivia before laughing maniacly.

Enter a hooded girl, who has nothing to do with the whole affair. Everything that can be described has been covered by her long dark cloak. She summons Queen Olivia, and then solemnly walks out.

Omnomnom catapaulted his transvestite dance partner out of the window, hititng Shanaynay in the spine and rendering her wheelchair bound.


The Queen bound up her wound with a bandage in her chamber. Her company was the enigmatic, hooded woman.
"So," said the Queen in a cold voice, "you say you know where the Ultima Ring is?"
The woman slowly nodded and began whispering words of enlightenment into the Queen's ear. Olivia's eyes widened with glee instantly.
"This ring can also do all these things?" she exclaimed, "It is a treasure that I must reclaim. I know my foolish sister swallowed it days ago!"


After hearing all of the hawt sensual things the Ultima ring could do she decided that she absolutely had to have it. Meanwhile, Prince Oliver dragged Shanaynay three miles to her home but after a while he had begun to get tired. Suddenly her heard the sound of the mafia approaching. He saw the big muscled guys and ran for the heels as they wore a tatoo that said Olivia's gang. Oliver knew he had to create a gang to counter this gangwar that was begining...

Oliver decided it would be best to leave Shanaynay behind, but she wouldn't let go of him, and the Mafia was getting closer. Why oh why wouldn't the Princess let him go?
The Queen sent Omnomnom to get the body of the dead princess, and he brought it to her.


"Excellent," murmured the Queen with a vicious snarl, "Give me the ring!"
Though Omnomnom searched extensively for the Ultima Ring from the body, it was futile. He could not find it and it enraged the Queen.
"Pathetic!" she screamed, before conjuring a ring of searing flames in mid-air. The ring of fire contracted until it consumed Omnomom's body. The boy stood no chance against the Queen's wrath.

Olivia panted after her deed. No matter, she thought, the quest for the Ultima Ring justified any wrongs she would commit.
 
One day, a gorgeous princess ate a ring, and princes and knihts across the land were called to extract the ring from her throat. The ring was full of poison, and would take effect in 3 days

The princess was worried! One day she decided to try and extract the ring herself.

Consumed by melancholy, the King abandoned all hope of saving his beloved daughter as death was creeping up at her closer and closer. He summoned his Chancellor, entrusting him to hand the kingdom to Princess Olivia, the second heir to the throne. With a goodbye, the King impaled himself with a spear in the castle's tallest turret.

When the rightful heir, prince Oliver, heard of this, he was furious and decided to march on over to his fathers dead body and kill him....until he realized he was already dead...


Meanwhile, Prince Omnomnom, third to the throne, decided to try to save his sister, and went to Queen Olivia, asking her for help in a quest to get a magic potion to save the Princess.


However, the new Queen was eager to purge Prince Oliver from her kingdom, seeing him as an illegitimate heir to the throne and therefore a potential enemy. Ignoring her sister's plight, Queen Olivia decreed that her siblings be executed.

When Oliver heard of this plan he saved his eldest sister the pain and threw her out of a window 3 stories to her death. After she hit the ground, the magical ring went jolting out of her body. Prince Oliver knew that with the magical ring he couldn't be killed so easily. He went to retrieve it and then hid from Queen Olivia in a plan to murder her first...

Omnomnom, terrified, kicked all the guards in the gut and ran out the castlle gates with his pet, Snuffle Wuffle the puffball. He then decided to return to help Queen Olivia

The Queen remained oblivious to the plot against her. What was on her mind was marriage. It was her duty to marry a foreign prince to settle a marriage alliance. The one candidate she had her eyes on was a prince of a kingdom named Alazeal. However, she realised that in order for Alazeal's prince to fall in love with her, she needed one particular ring...

Prince Oliver danced around the castle kitchen. The Queen was about to enjoy one of her afternoon hotdogs. Oliver slipped the ring in the queen's food with the cooks and danced out. He had to practice dancing because the ball at the kingdom Alazeal was coming up and he wanted to be ready to dance with his partner, Shanaynay

Prince Omnomnom glared at Oliver from across tthe room as he danced with his partner, Princess Lily from another kingdom. But there was nothing he could do. Lily had a grip like steel.


Omnomnom lacked the courage of his other siblings and realised that to survive, he would need to side with the Queen. He also glared at Oliver with jealousy. He simply did not think that Oliver was deserving enough to dance with such a beautiful princess. Instinctively, he withdrew his dagger from his pocket, determined to deal with his brother today in order to appease the Queen and be her favourite.

Oliver chuckled when he saw his brother Omnomnom dancing with a man in a dress and wig, btu ewhen he saw thr traitorous glint in Omnomnom's eye Prince Oliver and princess Shanaynay pulled out guns in the party and shot Omnomnom in the leg and Queen Olivia in the arm before vanishing with the queen's beloved crush, Prince Chad from Alazeal who spit on Queen Olivia before laughing maniacly.

Enter a hooded girl, who has nothing to do with the whole affair. Everything that can be described has been covered by her long dark cloak. She summons Queen Olivia, and then solemnly walks out.

Omnomnom catapaulted his transvestite dance partner out of the window, hititng Shanaynay in the spine and rendering her wheelchair bound.


The Queen bound up her wound with a bandage in her chamber. Her company was the enigmatic, hooded woman.
"So," said the Queen in a cold voice, "you say you know where the Ultima Ring is?"
The woman slowly nodded and began whispering words of enlightenment into the Queen's ear. Olivia's eyes widened with glee instantly.
"This ring can also do all these things?" she exclaimed, "It is a treasure that I must reclaim. I know my foolish sister swallowed it days ago!"


After hearing all of the hawt sensual things the Ultima ring could do she decided that she absolutely had to have it. Meanwhile, Prince Oliver dragged Shanaynay three miles to her home but after a while he had begun to get tired. Suddenly her heard the sound of the mafia approaching. He saw the big muscled guys and ran for the heels as they wore a tatoo that said Olivia's gang. Oliver knew he had to create a gang to counter this gangwar that was begining...

Oliver decided it would be best to leave Shanaynay behind, but she wouldn't let go of him, and the Mafia was getting closer. Why oh why wouldn't the Princess let him go?
The Queen sent Omnomnom to get the body of the dead princess, and he brought it to her.


"Excellent," murmured the Queen with a vicious snarl, "Give me the ring!"
Though Omnomnom searched extensively for the Ultima Ring from the body, it was futile. He could not find it and it enraged the Queen.
"Pathetic!" she screamed, before conjuring a ring of searing flames in mid-air. The ring of fire contracted until it consumed Omnomom's body. The boy stood no chance against the Queen's wrath.

Olivia panted after her deed. No matter, she thought, the quest for the Ultima Ring justified any wrongs she would commit.


Prince Oliver cut off Shanaynay's arms that were latched onto his legs with a magical sword he happened to have handy. "Cya bitch!" he said as he ran back to his castle. The queen would be looking to kill him...He wanted to save his borther Omnom but he got the feeling that it was too late. As he walked back he spotted a familiar looking zombie passing by. "OMG ZOMBIE!" Oliver yelled as he shot the zombie in the head and headed to his chamber to go to bed...
 
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