So, statuses on Facebook...

[Abstract Debauchery]

Men that cry and whine on Facebook are not men.

 

[Sabriel]

True, Ringo.

I know for a fact while I don't have FB my friends do and they always whine in times like that.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I know for a fact I don't have friends.

 

[JesusVsThePolice]

Susan just went from being "Single" to "In a relationship."
Susan: Going to hang out with the best boyfriend in the world. We were meant to be together.
Susan just went from being "In a relationship" to "Single."

Those are always a good laugh.

 

[Donald Trump]

There are more guys that whine like that than girls on my Facebook.

ur doen it rong.

 

[Bambi]

Susan just went from being "Single" to "In a relationship."
Susan: Going to hang out with the best boyfriend in the world. We were meant to be together.
Susan just went from being "In a relationship" to "Single."

Those are always a good laugh.

I love my man so much
then single and off men for life
then they are back together and i love my baby so much, spending sometime with my man
eh rinse and repeat for...ever xD

 

[Dionysos]

I don't go on facebook much anymore, and I usually ignore whatever it tries to show me on the homepage as I log in.

There is a lot of that though.

 

[Kim Taehyung]

I have one person on mine:

[Insert generic statement here] I love Aaron so much! he's my life! I can't wait to be his wife! We're meant to be together!

This is nearly every status she posts. Yes, you love him, yes, you're engaged. Shut up about it now.