Quotes

[Assassin Baby]

I dunno if there is a thread like this I looked for about 15 minutes and if I missed it guess my English teacher was right and I don't attention very well. But oh well. Anyway was wondering if any of the members had any favorite quotes. Whether ones you find amusing or helpful or just plain insightful.

One of my personal favorites is, "Everyone has an idea, til they get punched in the face." Can't exactly remember where I read it, but it has always amused me. Also, "He who laughs last, thinks slowest." Just some ones that amuse me greatly. Lets see what everyone's got.

 

[Monster]

I think something like this exists, but hey.

My favourite is:

"When you kill a cow. You got to make a burger."
~ by Lady GaGa - Telephone Music Video.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Pretty much anything that comes out of the mouth of Bernard Black or Edmund Blackadder. A particular favourite is "my life is strewn with the cowpat from the Devil's own satanic herd!"

Spaced is also very quotable.

 

[Donald Trump]

'Yo Adrian' is a good quote.

 

[Sabriel]

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU LIFE FLASH BEFORE YOUR EYES IF YOU FALL NOW? EVEN FALLING HAS A LIMIT!

10000 m we're talking about here.

Taken from One Piece.

Link later.

 

[Ewan]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - Union General John Sedgwick.

I have a lot of favourite ones... too many to write here or to remember. They're not just from 'famous' people. Jimmeh says a lot of things that make me laugh.

I find the best ones to be the ones you laugh about later with your friends. The private jokes that no one else gets.

 

[Harlequin]

Futurama -

Zapp Brannigan: Captain's Journal, Stardate...uh...

Kiff: Ugh, April 13th.

ZB: April 13th!... point 2. We Have failed to uphold Brannigan's law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe.

And in the end. Is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

[Pause]

ZB: Kiff I'm asking you a question.

Kiff:

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ZB: Stop exploding you cowards!

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ZB: Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock...and scissors cuts paper!

Kiff, we have a conundrum.

Kiff:

ZB: Search them for paper. A-and bring me a rock.

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ZB: Killbots? A trifle! It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.

Fry: Wow, I never wudda thought of that.

ZB: You see killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shutdown.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

We already have a thread for this in Sector 7 Slums called Random Quotes Thread.

Feel free to post in there thanks. =)

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