Omegle - Talk to Strangers!
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You: hai
Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
You: I have nice panties
Stranger: i do to!
You: they say Emma polock on them
Stranger: orly?
Stranger: sounds interesting
You: yes
Stranger: mine say LOL
You: I also want you to know that I am
You: btw Bird iz da word no?
Stranger: it iz
You: I am very hot
Stranger: mmmmm
You: my name is halleh baby
Stranger: my name is LOLkins
You: I have sex with a guy callled jim daily
Stranger: orly
You: he is a cunt
Stranger: sounds gay
Stranger: i'll kill him
You: please do
Stranger: i have a massive boner
You: but you should know About oblivion
You: a 13 year old
You: who deos not know what love is
Stranger: you should know about my diabeetus
You: oblivion loves Coco
Stranger: look up Haddaway and listen to the song What is Love
You: bab dont hurt me
Stranger: no more
You: whats your name babycakes?
Stranger: andre
You: so you a guy who wears panties?
You: interesting
Stranger: yes
You: im a fuckload of shit
Stranger: nice
You: you should ask my friends jim and oblivion and Sabrilel rofllmao
Stranger: you should ask me about my diabeetus
You: Sabriel would like to have sex with you
You: be warned
Stranger: http://a6.vox.com/6a00cd970d30ae4cd500fae8c74186000b-320pi
You: as when she moans
You: she says roffl maooaooa
You: she is... chinese you see
Stranger: when i moan i say KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!
You: come fetch me
Stranger: one question
You: im a sexy bint
Stranger: i have a boner and a box of donuts and i want to play some horse shoes. you down?
You: im up with emma
Stranger: emma watson?
You: I want some lucozade
You: no emma pollock
Stranger: what colors glasses are you wearing right now?
You: francis begbie is in my signature
You: of my glasses
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
You: I have nice panties
Stranger: i do to!
You: they say Emma polock on them
Stranger: orly?
Stranger: sounds interesting
You: yes
Stranger: mine say LOL
You: I also want you to know that I am
You: btw Bird iz da word no?
Stranger: it iz
You: I am very hot
Stranger: mmmmm
You: my name is halleh baby
Stranger: my name is LOLkins
You: I have sex with a guy callled jim daily
Stranger: orly
You: he is a cunt
Stranger: sounds gay
Stranger: i'll kill him
You: please do
Stranger: i have a massive boner
You: but you should know About oblivion
You: a 13 year old
You: who deos not know what love is
Stranger: you should know about my diabeetus
You: oblivion loves Coco
Stranger: look up Haddaway and listen to the song What is Love
You: bab dont hurt me
Stranger: no more
You: whats your name babycakes?
Stranger: andre
You: so you a guy who wears panties?
You: interesting
Stranger: yes
You: im a fuckload of shit
Stranger: nice
You: you should ask my friends jim and oblivion and Sabrilel rofllmao
Stranger: you should ask me about my diabeetus
You: Sabriel would like to have sex with you
You: be warned
Stranger: http://a6.vox.com/6a00cd970d30ae4cd500fae8c74186000b-320pi
You: as when she moans
You: she says roffl maooaooa
You: she is... chinese you see
Stranger: when i moan i say KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!
You: come fetch me
Stranger: one question
You: im a sexy bint
Stranger: i have a boner and a box of donuts and i want to play some horse shoes. you down?
You: im up with emma
Stranger: emma watson?
You: I want some lucozade
You: no emma pollock
Stranger: what colors glasses are you wearing right now?
You: francis begbie is in my signature
You: of my glasses
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yeah the first one was alright but the second one tops all
You: whoops wrong window
Stranger: lolwut?
You: hey
Stranger: Thats what she said?
You: sorry?
Stranger: Its alright
Stranger: What movie were you talking about?
You: oh we were talking about the aids pandemic
Stranger: I would hope you say Iron Man
Stranger: ******
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You: Yeah the first one was alright but the second one tops all
You: whoops wrong window
Stranger: lolwut?
You: hey
Stranger: Thats what she said?
You: sorry?
Stranger: Its alright
Stranger: What movie were you talking about?
You: oh we were talking about the aids pandemic
Stranger: I would hope you say Iron Man
Stranger: ******
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I thought we had chemistry... but it just wasn't meant to be...
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MY POASTCUNTZ, NOOOOOO 
Also reviving thread for lols.. trying to engage in convos but none of them are going anywhere. >;
Also reviving thread for lols.. trying to engage in convos but none of them are going anywhere. >;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: Sechs
Stranger: cybering?
You: Yas.
You: Onomnom
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well have fun pleasuring yourself to guys pretending to be girls
O_O
And the truth comes out. 
obviously I'm not good enough.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello...?
Stranger: wuttup?
You: nm! yay! first person to actually respond!
You: well not counting the last person. hmmmm...
Stranger: hahaha soooo second person then?...
You: last person I got: You: ohai?
Stranger: ARE U FROM INDIA?
and then they disconnected
You: it was like GEEZ. SORRY I'M NOT INDIAN. >.<
Stranger: well, they obviouslyt wanted to find someone from india
Stranger: haha
You: lol indeed
Stranger: hows life?
You: eh. it's alright.
You: mainly wishing my ps2 hadn't decided to die D:
You: I wanna play Final Fantasy VIII >.<
Stranger: haha thats funny youre still rocking ps2, cuz i just finished playing rainbow six on my original xbox lol
Stranger: why did it die?
You: i think because it was old/ i spilled water on it like a year ago...
You: it had been acting odd for the last year... but now it won't read anything
Stranger: shittyyyyy
Stranger: time to upgrade? lol
You: btw. if i suddenly disconnect. don't take it personally, it means my power cord fell out of my laptop and it died D:
You: my battery has "reached the end of its usable life" and i have a shit laptop cord that doesn't charge.
You: so if it gets knocked loose... the damned thing dies >.<
Stranger: haha soooo basically you have to revamp both your comp and your game system.
Stranger: hope you have a decent job? haha
You: well it's a new laptop... just got it last july... but i use the thing to death..
You: it's under warranty for like another week... might try and get a new cord.
Stranger: nice, should probably get on that haha
You: yeah. i'd buy a new warranty, but alas idk how much it is, and i babysit... get like $40 a week... >.<
Stranger: ya, warrantys are sketchy......i'd usually rather take my chances lol
Stranger: by the way, whats your asl? lol
You: 19/f/USA ... not getting more specific than that though... i don't like giving details out online too much... besides i don't think my bf would like it XD
Stranger: haha its cool just wondering.....im 20/m/canada, and im sure my gf wouldnt like more details either haha
You: lol
You: woo! fave band on the itunes!
You: Muse <3
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...gawd. they must not like Muse
I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION. the next thing i got was a groupchat, and then i ended up joining them... not posting that though XD too confusing lol
asshat.
My next person was someone really awesome, so
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm singing in the rain, just singin' in the rain... What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again!
Stranger: I'm laughing at clouds, so dark up above, the sun's in my heart, and im ready for love!
You:
Stranger: =]
You: epic movie is epic.
Stranger: indeed
You: more actors today need to be like Gene Kelly!
Stranger: agreed!
Stranger: singing, dancing and acting, an original triple threat
You: indeedy! =D
Stranger: yesyes!
You: lol i'm actually listnening to the Singin' in the Rain soundtrack now... i prefer the songsin the movie though... the tapping sound is <3
Stranger: I love the tapping =]
You: it is almost like the songs aren't complete without the tap.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it's a shame
You: it really is.
You: I love musicals ^-^
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: I just watched rent tonight
Stranger: it was fantastic =]
You: ooh.. I've not yet seen rent ...
Stranger: you should see it, it's really good
You: I like The Producers... Chicago... Singin' in the rain...
You: there are SO many i wanna see though...
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: goodness, there are too many out there!
You: there are.
You: what other kinds of movies you like?
Stranger: well besides musicals, my all time favorite movie is Titanic
Stranger: followed closely by The Notebook
You: oohh .. I've not seen titanic in yeaaars... and i've not seen the notebook yet... i know ALL my friends loved it though
You: also, it's nice talking someone who isn't like ASL?!?! XD
Stranger: I know!
You: i've gotten like 3 ASL!?!? and then my very first person went ARE U FROM INDIA!?! and left D:
Stranger: I hate those >.<
Stranger: I got about 7 ASL's and a few "r u horny?" it's so obnoxious
You: my last convo was funny. I copy/pasted it to my bf cuz it was amusing XD
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: chick?
You: maybe.
Stranger: yes or no
You: is it yellow and fluffy?
You: XD
Stranger: is what yellow and fluffy?
You: the chick.
Stranger: stupid.
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Stranger: haha
Stranger: awesome
You: i was like gawd. have a sense of humour >.<
Stranger: yeah really
You: i actually just founnd out about this place tonight, I'm on this forum, and someone made a thread, and told us to post our funniest convos..
You: there are some GREAT ones. XD
Stranger: haha i know, i love reading them online
You: lol
You: i read the thing, and i was like chatroulette without the naked creepy people!? WIN!
Stranger: haha yes!
Stranger: oh goodness, it's already 3AM where i am, and I'm exhausted.
Stranger: It was lovely chatting with you though! and thank you for being normal!
You: same here. XD
You: and thanks to you as well!
You: 2:51 hmmm.
Stranger: well I round up
You: im not the least bit tired XD
You: and lol yeah i do too XD
Stranger: I've had a long day
You: aww >.<
Stranger: yeah, just tons of stuff to do, lots of running around
You: hope you get a good night's sleep then kind stranger!
Stranger: Why thank you! And whenever you do feel the need to sleep, I hope yours is good as well!
You: lol thankies!
You: bye bye!
Stranger: bye!
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Huzzah for normal peoples!!!
Obv now a Bowie fan.
imma use that as my ASL.
because yes. David Bowie. is a sex dammit
it's a good deterrent
lawls, those are awesome... And yeah, David Bowie is his own sexual orientation.. rly, all government forms should read, Male, Female, Bowie. ;D
Do you know how hard it is to type like a Russian immigrant? D; Someone better damn appreciate it soon
Do you know how hard it is to type like a Russian immigrant? D; Someone better damn appreciate it soon
ohlord.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ground control to Major Tom, Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong... Can you hear me Major Tom?
You: =D
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is (LINK REMOVED. I'm not about to direct ya'll to porn. perverts
You: ...erm no thanks.
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: ...k...?
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America is home to many opportunities... and whores.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: allo
Stranger: allo?
You: and how is you feeling in this night?
Stranger: u frm US?
You: I is from Russia but moved to Canada in recent events of moving
Stranger: ohh.
You: where is your country of origin?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: but i studied at UK
Stranger: and then am at US
You: And how is your aging process, you are?
You: in many years?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: i did my high school frm UK
Stranger: m graduating frm US
You: why was you moving so many times to many places?
Stranger: coz my father kept shifting his business, though it was my choice to come to US for graduation
You: you will have many good things coming to you in the states of united america
You: many land of opportunity of jobs and whores
Stranger: yeah the whores less than europe buddy
You: no good whores?
Stranger: yeah if compare to Amsterdam
You: o
You: go back to amsterdam in future?
Stranger: i have lost taste for it, i m in love now
Stranger: committed
Stranger: n want to be faithful
You: o
You: then be more whores for me
Stranger: your english is bad
Stranger:
Stranger: buddy
You: do whores like the english?
Stranger: no.. just the dick
Stranger: n money
You: how much money?
Stranger: $200 bucks will be worth a night
You: I do not have that kind of moneys... whores will be waiting as they have to
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ..
You: thank you I am much appreciating your help with this for tonight it will help my adventures with ladies and whores
Stranger: good luck buddy
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This went on for too long.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: That depends.
Stranger: on?
You: Nothing.
Stranger: really.
You: How do you ever know if someone answers that question truthfully?
Stranger: exaclty
Stranger: exactly*
Stranger: you dont
Stranger: thats why
Stranger: i make them answer first
Stranger: because if i tell them im a chick
Stranger: 99% of the time they say theyre a guy
Stranger: and if i tell them in a guy,
Stranger: then say theyre chicks.
You: lol
You: How would you answer if I said I'm a guy?
Stranger: im a chick.
Stranger: if you said you were a chick, id still be a chick.
You: Be more interesting if you could transform.
Stranger: o: ik.
Stranger: so what ARE you?
You: A guy.
Stranger: okay.
You: Or maybe I'm only following the patter?
Stranger: o:
You: *pattern?
Stranger: maybe
You: I'm not even sure, myself now.
Stranger: maybe i wanna checkfor you(;
Stranger: maybe im one of those sick perverts.
You: Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite...
Stranger: maybe im your mother o:
You: Maybe I'm your father o=
Stranger: maybe my fathers dead o:
Stranger: ...or maybe he isnt.
Stranger: [:
You: I see. lol
You: I am the anonymous of the internet.
Stranger: i see
You: Incognito.
Stranger: really
You: Yarly
Stranger: im guessing youre a chick, btw.
You: Why's that?
Stranger: hmm, idk. you sound like one.
Stranger: which is quite the insult if youre not, but i guess we'll never know
You: Maybe I'm just a feminine guy?
Stranger: maybe o:
Stranger: maybe im a masculine female
Stranger: jk im a cheerleader
Stranger: jk no im not
You: lol
Stranger:always keepin ya guessin.
You: I think you're a robot.
You: You were created in order to keep my occupied whilst surfing the web.
Stranger: o:
You: *me
Stranger: o: can i be a pirate?
Stranger: what are you surfing for?(;
You: Sure. You're a pirate robot.
Stranger: cough,porn.
Stranger: oh thats hot
You: What else is the internet for?
You: If not for porn?
Stranger: omegle(; to talk to creepy people
Stranger: oh wait, most people use omegle FOR porn.
You: lol
You: Everything on the internet goes back to porn.
Stranger: even your mother o:
You: If so, then that's a part of the internet I hope I never see.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: cough, cause youre a chick.
You: So, men like seeing their mother's on the internet in a porno?
Stranger: uh, duh. i would know
You: You said earlier that you were a girl, but do girls call themselves "chicks"?
Stranger: do guys call themselves roosters? you wouldnt know, chick.
You: You're stuck on believing that I'm a girl, aren't you?
Stranger: yeah. cause you havent told me otherwise(;
You: I did.
You: Stranger: so what ARE you?
You: A guy.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: right
Stranger: xD
Stranger: where are you from?
You: The USA
You: You?
Stranger: o: me too
Stranger: we have so much in common ;D
You: I know. It's not like there's anyone else on the internet from the United States. lol
Stranger: there really isnt. everyones from friggen asia.
You: Yeah. I meet more guys from India on this site than I thought I would.
Stranger: cough, chick.
You: Whatever. You can imagine me with a vagina while we talk if that's what you want.
You: Since we'll never actually find out otherwise.
Stranger: yea cause id wanna imagine that. since im a dude and all.
You: Are you sure you're not in denial? That you can't talk to anyone unless they have a vagina?
Stranger: nah, i just want to confuse you(;
Stranger: so how old are you, guy from USA?
You: I'll be 21 this month.
Stranger: woo, drinking age.
Stranger: ...unless youre lying(;
You: Maybe.
You: You?
Stranger: maybe im 24.
Stranger: maybe im 19.
Stranger: i might even be 13.
Stranger: (;
You: If you're 13, then maybe you should come in my van. I have candy.
Stranger: i prefer trucks, but ooh, what kind? ;D
You: The kind that gets you in my van.
Stranger: too bad, i like trucks(;
Stranger: you know, cause im a guy and all.
You: Are you really? Are you sure you're not some kind of asexual alien trying to abduct me through the internet?
Stranger: are YOU sure im not watching you from outside your window as we speak?
Stranger: turn around. john.
You: That would be funny, if my name were John.
Stranger: ik(;
Stranger: wait
Stranger: youd laugh if i guessed your name right?
Stranger: id fucking FLIP OUT.
You: Well, John is a common name, so you'd only get a laugh.
Stranger: awh. well what if i guessed an uncommon name and got it right o:
You: Then I'd think there were shenanigans going on.
Stranger: nah, id just be a ninja pirate robot o:
You: With laser beam eyes.
Stranger: ..no.
Stranger: hmm what other sketchy questions can i ask you
You: How many horses have you molested in your lifetime?
Stranger: 24(;
Stranger: and a goat*
Stranger: you?
You: Only one. For me there will always be only one.
Stranger: o: i feel the same way about you
Stranger: (;
You: I asked him if he loved me, and all he said was "neigh".....
Stranger: oh i feel for you, bud.
Stranger: ....and youre 20.
Stranger: xD
You: What about me being 20?
Stranger: nothing(;
Stranger: i was just saying how
Stranger: when someone tells you their age
Stranger: to find their REAL age, you multiply it by 3 and subract 12.
You: So, then only really old men are online?
Stranger: yea. naked men on skype.
You: Or chatroulette....jerking off...
Stranger: mmm<3
Stranger: jk thats me.
You: so, how many languages do you know?
Stranger: 1 1/2.
Stranger: and i can said i love you in french.
You: I can say I love you in Japanese and Chinese.
Stranger: oh arent you special.
Stranger: te amo
You: 僕は君を愛してる。
Stranger: o.o kay.
Stranger: je taime
You: 我爱你
Stranger: woo
Stranger: i love you too ;D
You: You can't love me. You're a robot.
Stranger: a spy ninja pirate robot hermaphrodite.
You: You just keep gaining parts, don't you?
Stranger: TWSS
Stranger: (;
You: TWSS?
Stranger: let me ask you something, john.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: thats what she said.
You: What would that be, Joe?
Stranger: im a chick, john.
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: are you having fun?
You: You're a chick named Joe.
Stranger: yea.
Stranger: im also a robot.
You: I suppose this could be qualified as fun or at the very least amusing.
Stranger: slightly.
Stranger: unless youre jackin off to whatever while youre talking to me
Stranger: thatd just disturb me.
Stranger: oh wait, youre a chick.
Stranger: (;
You: Your text is just so sexy, I can't help it.
Stranger: i know(;
You: That's it! You're typing me so hard!
You: Aaaahh! I'M CAPS LOCKING!
Stranger: o.o nice to know (;
Stranger: well im mighty tired, john.
Stranger: hard day at work
Stranger: being a firefighter.
You: Yes.
You: Well, you should sleep.
Stranger: robots dont sleep
You: Robots don't get tired, either.
Stranger: thats the spy ninja pirate part of me
Stranger: the hermaphrodite part is the part that got you hard(; which is kinda hard to do, seeing how youre a chick and all.
Stranger: a 48 year old chick*
You: Of course.
Stranger: everyday(;
You: All day long.
Stranger: then all night(;
Stranger: except for wednesdays.
Stranger: thats when i got the night shift at the krusty krab.
You: The good thing about being a sponge is that it supplies multiple holes.
Stranger: so im a sponge too now?
You: You're whatever I want you to be.
Stranger: ohbby(;
Stranger: e = mcsquaredvaginaa. what what vaginaaa.
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: cough.
You: Awesome.
Stranger: gotta love jon lajoie (sp?)
You: Well, Joe, I think it's time to say good-bye.
Stranger: will i ever see you again?
Stranger: minus the again?
You: You've never seen me in the first place.
Stranger: exactly(;
Stranger: ive seen parts of you(;
Stranger: inbed.
Stranger: anywho
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: we should be penpals o:
Stranger: justkidding.
Stranger: how mad would you be if i just accidentally clicked disconnect
Stranger: id be very sad
You: '_'
Stranger: if i didnt get to say a proper goodbye
Stranger: to my good friend
Stranger: i talk alot
Stranger: when im tired
Stranger: because i dont sleep
Stranger: because im a robot
Stranger: SEE YA
Stranger: -never
You: Good-bye, then,
Stranger: buhbye
Stranger: are you sure youre a dude?
Stranger: (;
You: Pretty sure.
Stranger: ok. byeeee
You have disconnected.